blackjohn Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 It's never too late to learn a few vulgar words. And Captain Grose, with his Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, should give you plenty of colorful words to spice up your piratical holiday. I found a link to an e-text of his dictionary. Enjoy. http://www.harvestfields.ca/etextLinks/31/00.htm My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
Iron Bess Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 ROTDLMBAO!!!! (thud) Wonderful! Many thanks lad! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Charity Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 ROTFLMAO, i love it I've bookmarked this, my god they had/have their range of lovely expressions! Are they all modern day or indeed period expressions too?
tishsparrow Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 excellent, now i have more things to insult my friends with... the whole biting-thumb shakespeare thing was getting old, but this is great!
Iron Bess Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Just for the fun of it, I'm sending this off to the POTC production Co. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Charity Posted September 14, 2005 Posted September 14, 2005 Ahhh a new buch of words possibly for Jack? Seriously, i love it, some good ones in there
the Royaliste Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Ahoy and Avast!...If'n any 'o you scurvey dogs RR lookin' fer somewhere to 'Talk Like a Pirate' on Monday, then Head on o'er to the Channel Islands Harbor, and in front 'o the Whale's Tale' restaraunt, you'll find the Pyrate Ship Royaliste..Hop aboard, give it your best piratal oration, and the first 50 will get a free 'Royaliste Tattoo'......Yaarrgh, mates, be there or be 'normal'...(jeesh!) ROYALISTE Layin' Siege to the Channel Islands....
Iron Bess Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 Ahoy and Avast!...If'n any 'o you scurvey dogs RR lookin' fer somewhere to 'Talk Like a Pirate' on Monday, then Head on o'er to the Channel Islands Harbor, and in front 'o the Whale's Tale' restaraunt, you'll find the Pyrate Ship Royaliste..Hop aboard, give it your best piratal oration, and the first 50 will get a free 'Royaliste Tattoo'......Yaarrgh, mates, be there or be 'normal'...(jeesh!) ROYALISTE Layin' Siege to the Channel Islands.... Capt'n!! You 'll all be in front of the Whale and Ale on Monday???? (Or the other Whales Tale at the shores edge) Whoo Hoo!! And me on vacation for two weeks??!!! I will SO try and make it down! (Warn the first mate!) Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
Sealegs Constance Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 they do have some good one in there. Thanks John. Sealegs Constance I am what I am
the Royaliste Posted September 16, 2005 Posted September 16, 2005 Capt'n!!You 'll all be in front of the Whale and Ale on Monday???? (Or the other Whales Tale at the shores edge) Whoo Hoo!! And me on vacation for two weeks??!!! I will SO try and make it down! (Warn the first mate!) Aye, 'Bess!! We're in front of the Whale's Tale and the 'Port Royal'..thar be a tee-shaped dock betwixt 'em on the water, Sat and Sun. the Spirit of Dana Point is also here, but they'll be bookin' back home after the event, and we'll still be 'ere!....(gotta head north Tues. to see the sawbones for a post-op and swap starters for the ship)....Then back in time for Ojai....And, not tooo long 'til Buccaneer Days at Catalina!!!...Yaaa-Hooo!!!
Mad Mary Meg Anne Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 So, if ye please, for a newbie, where exactly is the Channel Islands Port? In relation to The Valley, LA. Was in Dana Pt for a bit last weekend, & don't know how much more me aging transportation can take. Any of ye mates heard of Talk Like A Pirate Day goings ons in LA?
the Royaliste Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Ahoy, there, maytee!!...The Channel Islands Harbor be the 'waterside' 'o Oxnard, a wee bit up North and a point RR two West of your position....Dana Point was fun, but a might difficult for access due to the raft-up....Nice Little side tie 'ere, and the Spirit 'o Dana Point just tssed out docklines....... ROYALISTE Layin' Siege to the Channel Islands....
Black Hearted Pearl Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 So, if ye please, for a newbie, where exactly is the Channel Islands Port? In relation to The Valley, LA. It be located just as the end of Victoria Avenue. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
Mad Mary Meg Anne Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Why, how kind of ye both . Blimey! Even a map! Had the pleasure of boarding the Royaliste in Dana Point, & meetin up wid the lass Kathy. Bought a lovely poster of yer ship. Tis highly romantic sailing a real pyrate ship from port to port, and I be following yer adventures in this here forum . I'd be mighty pleased to meet you all on Monday.
Mad Mary Meg Anne Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 .....And Blackhearted Pearl, ye be from Arizona? Don't tell me ye come all that way for events?
Mad Mary Meg Anne Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 AND...... is the Royaliste participatin in an event at the harbor? Or will ye also be partying at theWhale's Tale?
the Royaliste Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 Actually, we are doing dockside tours and living history interpretations at present, altho' the Spirit of Dana Point is doing a daysail Sunday..As far as the 'partying', we do a mighty fine job 'o that aboard ship; no need ta be goin' in to the spendy digs ashore!!
Black Hearted Pearl Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 .....And Blackhearted Pearl, ye be from Arizona? Don't tell me ye come all that way for events? Aye, that I do. Me in-laws live in Anaslime (Anaheim), so I have a place to stow me gear and crew while there. Me current traveling mate is trying to figure out how to fly us in for Ojai. At this very moment, I am seriously considering it. :) ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
the Royaliste Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 .....And Blackhearted Pearl, ye be from Arizona? Don't tell me ye come all that way for events? Aye, that I do. Me in-laws live in Anaslime (Anaheim), so I have a place to stow me gear and crew while there. Me current traveling mate is trying to figure out how to fly us in for Ojai. At this very moment, I am seriously considering it. :) If'n ye make it to Lake Casitas, then ye'd best be hikin' down the road a piece to the harbor, RR we'll be sendin' out the press gang!....Two more days 'til 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, eh??....Just remember to 'RRRR-tick-you-late!!!
Mad Mary Meg Anne Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 Avast Royaliste, must offer me apologies, It was the lovely Christine that I met on yer decks at Dana Point. (Kathy was the PRP met up wid)
blackjohn Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 Just for the fun of it, I'm sending this off to the POTC production Co. Haha... That's funny. I'd be curious to hear their response. My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
blackjohn Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 Ok, here's one more. A pirate insult generator. http://www.wincingdevil.com/insult.htm Now, I've got to track down a very large, very dark cup of coffee... My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together.
Wong Pegleg Wench Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Great!! More dirty words ha-zahhhhhhhh!!!!! carcass fleece...........*evil laugh*
Vera the Gunners Mate Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Just making sure, will there be a crew at the Whale and Ale this eve? If so mayhaps we have another excuse to go up and have dinner,
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