Capn_Enigma Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature. For more information, click here. "The floggings will continue until morale improves!"
CaptainCiaran Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 LOL Oh, that's funny! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Pirate Petee Posted August 23, 2005 Posted August 23, 2005 Oh come on theres way more than 17 pirates.
Capn_Enigma Posted August 23, 2005 Author Posted August 23, 2005 Nawww there ain't, and everything to the contrary is just a heretic rumor. May you forever be touched by His Noodly Appendage! Ramen! "The floggings will continue until morale improves!"
Nelson Cooke Posted September 3, 2005 Posted September 3, 2005 That is terrific, Enigma. Here, have a rum on me (don't let the fact that it's just a drawing of one mitigate the sentiment none): P.S. If five pirates get killed this year, are the seas going to boil? My damn webpage
pyratbabe Posted September 15, 2005 Posted September 15, 2005 A wonderful graph - heretofore unnoticed scientific evidence. Did ye know there's a coffe mug with that graph available on the founding website - flying spaghetti monster and all that jazz. Myspace pagepyratbabe13@yahoo.com Quote I have no true love but the sea. Arrrrr!
Capn_Enigma Posted September 16, 2005 Author Posted September 16, 2005 Aye pyratbabe! And don't miss the wonderful new flash game! Touch the unbelievers with His Noodly Appendage to convert them into pirates! I see you at the beer volcano! May you be forever be touched by His Noodly Appendage! "The floggings will continue until morale improves!"
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Ya gots ta remember that this is all due to the spaghetti monster running it all to. Shoots anything that moves!!
Zorg Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Capn_Enigma said: Aye pyratbabe!And don't miss the wonderful new flash game! Touch the unbelievers with His Noodly Appendage to convert them into pirates! I see you at the beer volcano! May you be forever be touched by His Noodly Appendage! Oh, man, that's funny Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins... Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up.... Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be..... Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered
pyratbabe Posted September 17, 2005 Posted September 17, 2005 Capn_Enigma said: Aye pyratbabe!And don't miss the wonderful new flash game! Touch the unbelievers with His Noodly Appendage to convert them into pirates! I see you at the beer volcano! May you be forever be touched by His Noodly Appendage! May his noodly goodness flow through you as well, Capn Enigma Myspace pagepyratbabe13@yahoo.com Quote I have no true love but the sea. Arrrrr!
Capn_Enigma Posted September 17, 2005 Author Posted September 17, 2005 Ramen to that! "The floggings will continue until morale improves!"
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 That be a funny thing. I passed ito n ta more o me friends on a few other boards. Actually works best when he be flyin high. Shoots anything that moves!!
Capn_Enigma Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 For all of you who are into Seti@Home, I have just created a team there called "Pastafarians Of The Caribbean". Come and join today! Also, there are articles at several wikis now: Wikipedia and, more elaborate Uncyclopedia "The floggings will continue until morale improves!"
Nam Singh Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Zorg said: Capn_Enigma said: Aye pyratbabe!And don't miss the wonderful new flash game! Touch the unbelievers with His Noodly Appendage to convert them into pirates! I see you at the beer volcano! May you be forever be touched by His Noodly Appendage! Oh, man, that's funny Twas indeed, Zorg. I fell off me stool.... the three legged variety, that is
Nam Singh Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Capn_Enigma said: For all of you who are into Seti@Home, I have just created a team there called "Pastafarians Of The Caribbean". Come and join today! ye be a wonderous sick puppy 'course I b e a wonderous Sikh puppy :))
Mr_Scabbs Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 Wow. I am now a firm believer in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. "I like nachos. Mermaid nachos." The Seabeaver - Official Website Facebook MySpace Twitter * * * * * * * *
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