Pirate Petee Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Eeeeewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Well after checking out the price for this movie (3 DVD disc set), at $49.95, not including shipping charges, that's a mighty high price tag for an X-rated film! Me thinks I'm not in too much o' a hurry to be buyin' it. I can think o' better things to spend that kind o' money on, like gas for my truck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TabithaAnne Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Ok, here's the low down or should I say down low on "Pirates." I have a very good friend that works closely with digital playground. This film was "I think" the largest budgeted porno ever made. Most of my crew went out to Florida to be in it. Close to free extras that come with fighting experience and costuming. The effects and movie aspects of it are great from what I hear but the acting is typical porn. Evan Stone "the male good guy" is hysterical! And the women well.....all I can see is the image of Jesse Jane running topless from on the beach with CGI skeletons chasing her. HAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!! Ans as far as the price goes you get 3 DVD's with a bunch of behind the scenes and making of bits. So there you have it. I will be picking it up this weekend just so I can go "Oh look there's so and so." Signing off. Your friendly neighborhood porn reviewer. -Pandora Foxx Port of the Black Sail http://www.piratesxxx.com Men are like a deck of cards - You need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to beat them and a spade to bury the bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Story Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Ok, here's the low down or should I say down low on "Pirates." I have a very good friend that works closely with digital playground. This film was "I think" the largest budgeted porno ever made. Most of my crew went out to Florida to be in it. Close to free extras that come with fighting experience and costuming. The effects and movie aspects of it are great from what I hear but the acting is typical porn. Evan Stone "the male good guy" is hysterical! And the women well.....all I can see is the image of Jesse Jane running topless from on the beach with CGI skeletons chasing her. HAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!! Ans as far as the price goes you get 3 DVD's with a bunch of behind the scenes and making of bits. So there you have it. I will be picking it up this weekend just so I can go "Oh look there's so and so." Signing off. Your friendly neighborhood porn reviewer.-Pandora Foxx Port of the Black Sail http://www.piratesxxx.com How can they have a pirateporn movie without training a parrot to perform unnatural acts? And see photo #31 for the dangers of fingernails. Dances for nickels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 I wonder if they'll put this on any of the adult channels like Spice or Playboy? I could also ask my guyfriend if his friend Ken, who works in that industry, can pick up a copy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durty Mick Moon Posted October 5, 2005 Share Posted October 5, 2005 Aye, I always cringe at that! How can these girls go sticking their fingers up their own or up another girl's when they have long nails?!  No one with long nails comes near me, that would hurt! Therein is the suspension of belief necessary for most fiction. Next time you're stuck in a supermarket checkout line, check out how short Rosie O'Donnell's nails are. me thanks ye for the laugh, Story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Saw the movie, an two thumbs up. The Pirate hunter guy is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Wonder if it can be rented? We have Video Town right here in Escondido with ALL pornos you want to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Wonder if it can be rented? We have Video Town right here in Escondido with ALL pornos you want to see. you kill me Rumba! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Matt Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Avast, mateys! Here be a link fer ye t' add the flick t' yer plunder. At only $34.95, it's not a bad chunk o' yer dubloons bein' had for what looks to be some good wenchin'! Carry on, bilge rats! $34.95 You will be flogged. And God willing, come morning, you will be flogged some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 The movie was quite the topic of discussion over in the ale garden in Escondido this weekend past. Seems that it even better than andicipated. Now mind you, some of the blokes even said they saw themovie in its enririty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Petee Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Aye, which led to Petee gettin in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy3 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I wasn't going to mention that part, but since ye have- I just wants ye to knows that I tried ta smooth it over for ye! Older is sometimes truly wiser! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Rummy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Hyarr! *hops on board ship, sails to video store* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I had it sent to my captain for her birthday a couple of weeks ago. She wants to have a big "viewing party." Should be fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Rummy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Invites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Invites? It will be a rather costly invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt.Rummy Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Ive got plenty of booty to be spending on what me heart desires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonnie Red Weasel Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 Ive got plenty of booty to be spending on what me heart desires Then come on out for it - we don't have a definite date set yet, but perhaps i'll keep ya updated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Alyx Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Oh my gawd folks...I actually bought this movie a couple of months back....when me an me beau where at the adult store (only one I ever bought). The poster and the cover captivated me. It cost me 69.95...whew. Well let me tell you we did not get all the way through...lol....we still need to finish it...I stopped it at a girl on girl scene...and had to stop when the lame pirates standing around watching kept giving out a very lame...arrrrrgh...all the time...and a lame It's good to be a pirate! It's funny during the regular scenes..one guy we nick named Captain Moron! Some of the costumes are okay...like I said we still have to finish it...! ~~~~Sailing Westward Bound~~~~ Lady Alyx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Jack_Sparrow Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Wow....that uh...that looks fantastic...O_o for a porno that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 from what i could see in the gallery, i did like the garb, when it couyld be viewed and the persons. ideas for more garb always welcome.... ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 The garb was interesting but hackneyed, the "acting" was spotty with some very funny bits, and the action was rather run-of-the-mill. I found myself at times more interested in the ship interior shots (they used the Bounty, after all) than in the romping. Not the worst I've seen, but hardly the best. I'd give it Two Full Masts Minus a Bowsprit out of Three. Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Still haven't seen it. The video place by me that carries Adult stuff doesn't have it. Would like to see it at least once.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 he garb was interesting but hackneyed, the "acting" was spotty with some very funny bits, and the action was rather run-of-the-mill. I found myself at times more interested in the ship interior shots (they used the Bounty, after all) than in the romping. Not the worst I've seen, but hardly the best. I'd give it Two Full Masts Minus a Bowsprit out of Three. rolleyes.gif Well i'd have to say i like it most due to the certain pirate character.. LOL, but..i started watching it as it's Pirate movie like i did Privates of the Caribbean and compared to that one it's a heck of a lot better..even the adult scenes.. For a porn i guess (from what i've seen sofar ) the acting isn't too bad..most adult stars just don't seem to be that wonderful actually acting LOL.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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