Jonathan Hawks Posted April 20, 2005 Author Posted April 20, 2005 I appreciates all the hoopla. It be a nice feelin to ave yer mates round these special event when they be appenin. I just be knowin it cana be fer all the free Rum now, can it? Nae, Not these pyrates I says. (Fingers crossed) Shoots anything that moves!!
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 23, 2005 Author Posted April 23, 2005 Well, me ard works paid off again. A Plunderer I be. Ana wit me new found rank, I be buyin amny a drynk fer all me mates on the board. ARRR!!!! Shoots anything that moves!!
Cap'n Mad Eye Posted April 24, 2005 Posted April 24, 2005 Are ye sure ya can be affordin' that mate? After all I be back from pillagin' th' livin' daylights outta Lee Island! I'll be takin' ya up on that fine off'r since yer bein' so kind Ray! An'ther pint of rum if ya will! :)
lady snow Posted April 24, 2005 Posted April 24, 2005 here's to your promotion! now, go forth, my friend, and plunder! ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire
Kathyrn Ramsey Posted April 24, 2005 Posted April 24, 2005 After a good amount of time at sea in she walks... a new face in the crowd... spying after him she would make her way to him... Good Day to ye Captain... might ye offer a lass a drynk of fine rum... and perhaps some company and conversation of the sea... with a wink she would sit beside him and smile sweetly
Jonathan Hawks Posted April 24, 2005 Author Posted April 24, 2005 I be thankin all ya scallywags fer the fyne congrats. Ana I be a man o my word in offerin all who wants drynks of choice. At least till me next plunderin find. And katheryn, I be at yer service. What ya be wantin asides a rum now? Shoots anything that moves!!
Jonathan Hawks Posted May 15, 2005 Author Posted May 15, 2005 Well, I finally made me Captin. Does I feel different, I saws no, but it was worth the wait and me blabberin mouth. Rums on me Mates and a ginger ale fer the ones that not be old enough. Shoots anything that moves!!
Capt DaggezEber Posted June 11, 2005 Posted June 11, 2005 Welcome , I be here for yee beer. Life is only for the one that is not afraid to die.
Jonathan Hawks Posted July 16, 2005 Author Posted July 16, 2005 Well Mate, take what ya can, been away from this e'er post a bit. Thar still be nough ta be goin round I says Shoots anything that moves!!
Jonathan Hawks Posted July 29, 2005 Author Posted July 29, 2005 Boody Hell, I just made me Notorious Pirate. ARRR!!! Drynks all round!!! Ray, set um up... Shoots anything that moves!!
Captain Jim Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 Gongratulations, mate, now maybe ye shall get yer own wanted poster...bein' as how yer notorious an' all. Ray! I shall 'ave a rhum an' a Guinness My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
Rummy3 Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 Huzzah! Don't have ta twist me arm ta gets me ta party! :)
Jonathan Hawks Posted July 29, 2005 Author Posted July 29, 2005 Poster! A pirate cana only ope can't he? That would certainly culminate (Damn that be a big word), in watchin me back more. Somthin I gots use ta many a year back. Hahaha!!! Ana Rummy dear, no one could twist a soft arm o yours anyway. Ana I would be fightin anyone that be having the nerve nough ta ever try. Thanks fer the congrats mates. Shoots anything that moves!!
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted July 29, 2005 Posted July 29, 2005 I'll be drynkin ta that wit ya as well then Mr Notorius! (is that kinda like Mr "T" I pitty da foo!) Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Jonathan Hawks Posted July 30, 2005 Author Posted July 30, 2005 Aye, Now I be a wanted man fer sure. What a grand day this be fer me, I says. Drink up Mate. Shoots anything that moves!!
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 18, 2005 Author Posted September 18, 2005 Well, I sees me tyme as come. I just finally now made me more well known then ever. I just mades me Dread Pyrate. ARRRR!!! Tyme ta start tearin up the high seas ana everything else in me way. Ana with that said, I be crackin some kegs o me own private stock o Guatemalan Rum fer those so wantin. So ladies, gents, rogues scallywags, and scoundrals, belly up ta tha bar, get yer poison and let Ray make yer night complete. HUZZAH!!!!! Shoots anything that moves!!
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 18, 2005 Posted September 18, 2005 Ah Jonathan, ye be a fine Dread Pyrate ye be and ye have a wonderful way with the words. Guatemalan Rum ye says? -as I swagger over to the bar and plants meself on yer lap and bats me big baby blues- "can I be havin a double shot of what ye has in yer mug?" Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 18, 2005 Author Posted September 18, 2005 Ya only need ask Scarlet. I aves nough ta be goin round many tymes. Ya dina ave ta be givin me yer blues neither. Although they made me a bit weak kneed. I be a sucker fer eyes. And the rest o ya feels good to. Only since I aves me other hand restin on yer cheek. Ana that be the far one on me lap. Hahaha!! Drynk up lassie. Jonathan gives Scarlet a wee squeeze. Shoots anything that moves!!
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 19, 2005 Posted September 19, 2005 Jonathan you ROGUE, squeezin me backside....as mama taught me " ye can have me pyrate booty, but stays away from me treasure chest " LOL. Week kneed, ( insert throaty purr here ) do tell me more big boy. How many rounds do ye have enough for? Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Jonathan Hawks Posted September 19, 2005 Author Posted September 19, 2005 Now, was that Treasure Chest, or Pleasure Chest? Hahaha!!! They be different. Well Lassie, I'fn ya be askin, then ya needs ta be drynkin. I aves me pleanty. Ray has 2 full barrels of it just fer me. Now, ya wants more poison? Shoots anything that moves!!
Scarlet McBayne Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Do ye ave to ask ifin Scarlet wants more poison? I should think that be quite obvious...YES. Now ye might have to form yer own opinion, but I ave been told that not only do I ave a treasure chest, but pleasure chest as well. Yes love and I do be knowin the difference, but can ye be bringin the pleasure to the treasure? Hummm Bottoms up ( and I meant the liquoer! ) Scarlet McBayne " Touch not the Cat without a Sheild " McBayne motto "red is the Rose in yander garden grows Fair is the Lily of the Valley"
Rummy3 Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 liguor? - bottoms up? OK! I see where this is heading! Best be savin' the partying for Saturday night at Ojai, that's a given Miss Scarlet McBayne. Don't be lettin' these pyrates convince ye otherwise!
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Hey Notorious! Since ya be a dread pirate now! Can I wave me drams o Guatemalen Rum and jes drynk ale wit ya here? (turns to Ray) Guinness ifin ye please. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted September 20, 2005 Posted September 20, 2005 Hey Notorious! (turns with a keen ear. Bottom's up I hears? I'm game! Looks about to no avail and picks up where me left off) Since ya be a dread pirate now! Can I wave me drams o Guatemalen Rum and jes drynk ale wit ya then? (turns to Ray) Guinness ifin ye please. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
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