Charity Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 I gaurantee you this IS just the old Conquest movie, retitled to try and squeeze a few more bucks out of it. My wife and I have Conquest and it's the same exact cast, costumes and actors. Plus Jenna doesn't even make movies anymore.Oh i believe you, if you have the movie you aught ta know.Still...it sounds like a whole lot of fun You know what's funny about this flick? Watch in the "Sailing" scenes...the sails are completely furled the whole time, the ship is under engine power. laugh.gif God i love such things In POTC there's some minor things i love the same..like when Barbossa says "Gent's, y'all remember captain Jack Sparrow, kill him!". I imagine if they've cocked their weapon, they'd fire but they're just standing there..and standing there and maybe ten seconds or more later Barbossa says "Hold your fire." which sounds rediculous as no one seems about to shoot! Yeah c'mon you know are....join the dark side! huh.gif Oh i shall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 Conquest. Definitely! The movie begins with the name, and then there's the big lie about Jenna being Jack Sparrow, that's one captain named Jack and he's male. He's goodlooking but far too soft so be a pirate in a movie, and the lots of action we were suppost to get weren't coming either. Then there was the fact that the ship indeedmoved with the sails rolled up and the s*x scenes weren't even that much exciting. Conclusion, a total waiste of money and a big disapointment! They should sue them, christ..it's one thing to put the wool over people's eyes and desieve them but they downright LIE. Not just one either..the captain isn't Jenna, it has nothing remotely to do with POTC, i say they're the worst lying pirates i've ever seen! No quarter given on their account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaRed Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Hate ta say I told ya so.... :) Ah well, Easy come easy go, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 Yep, you were 100% right! Oh well..i'll live It's just good others know it too, as i honestly think no one should buy that peace of garbage. I cannot find any of the ones you mentioned by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Ok I admit I've got ownership of 'Conquest' and a few others, but my favorite is 'Flesh Gordon' (I love the monster). Anyways, this new version of a porno POTC has really caught my interest. But I'd like to hear a review of it first. Rumba Rue **I'm the person you're mother warned you about** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 FLESH GORDON! I saw that in the theatres when it was originally released... LOVE that movie! Best parody ever, in my opinion. Finally able to see it again when it finally came out on DVD. I actually forgot I owned it until you mentioned it (I have it buried deep in the darkest child-proof vaults). "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 -- "Lord Of The G-Strings: Femaleship Of The String" (2003) ROTFLMAO!!! That one was really soft core.... um... my sorces say.... blah But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 If Misty Mundae starred in it, it was softcore. I can't afford to admit (on the Internet) to owning ... er... renting... er... knowing about anything "harder." I actually took a girlfriend to see "Flesh Gordon" in the theatre for a date. It was only rated "R" at the time, and acquired an adult (X? NC-17?) rating in subsequent years... probably when someone actually WATCHED it. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 There use to be a X-rated theater right across from Disneyland many years ago (it's true!), and that's where I saw Flesh Gordon along with some others like the x-version of Alice in Wonderland and a few others that I can forget about. I told Jamica Rose and some others last night at PRP party and she was really interested, so I went ahead today and purchased a copy. So when I get it everybody will have to come over to my place and watch it - I don't have kids. Rumba Rue **Who me? I'm sweet and innocent** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 Guess what I saw on HBO Saturday night......Lord of the G-Strings. Some coincidence, heh? ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portagee Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Porn on the Bounty Actually hate to give this post a bump, but when I saw this I thoughts o' ye all on this barniskull bark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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