William Brand Posted May 16, 2005 Author Posted May 16, 2005 I spent 5 hours mowing the lawn. I have a big lawn.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 Damn Sir William ye should hire a couple students and find more time ta drynks with us! Let me buy you a nice ice cold pitcher o yer pleasure! And I'll 'ave me a Guinness. (lookins to me right) "Mercenary what ye be drynkin lass?" Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
William Brand Posted May 16, 2005 Author Posted May 16, 2005 Today's special is a Lasagna Florentine, served with vegetables in heavy butter and a side salad. And today's entertainment is a demonstration of longsword technique from the German schools of said art.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 MMMM . . . one of today's specials please good William! Extra cheese on me lasagne, and the biggest bowl o'salad you can find for me (todays school lunch of fake chicken meat sandwhich and rubbery chocholate cake left me off not much better then I had been! ) Well Diego . . . nothing too strong, I have to be sober for work tonight -so maybe just a fuzzy navel. It's really just peach gingerale that knows somebody . . . Now bring on the long sorwds!!!!
William Brand Posted May 16, 2005 Author Posted May 16, 2005 Aye. Aye. Our big salad... And a serving of lasagna with extra cheese.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 16, 2005 Posted May 16, 2005 and a peach gingerale with friends! is that ron jeremy in the sword picture? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
William Brand Posted May 16, 2005 Author Posted May 16, 2005 is that ron jeremy in the sword picture? Go on. Get in. You only have yourself to blame.
Capt. Morgan Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Someone mention a long sword technique demonstration with the "Hedgehog"?? And some lasagna to boot? AWRIGHT!! Sorry, Will... I'll flog myself... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 I don't remeber anything about a hedgehog, but I could have very easily missed something. But right now I feel like my heart is about to explode, cause I've had to much caffine. . . . . . but yet, I'm still ready to go back to bed . . . wahhhh . . . someone hug me please!
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Hugs abound but Sir William does it not look like the scum of the earth in that pic and I thank ye fer the offer but I may 'ave ta be relenquishin that honor to the newbies postin without proper intro! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 *hugs diego, then curls up under a table so as not to be tripped over by the entertainment, hands shaking spasmodically* I want to go sleepie! CAAAAFFFFFFIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Sir William can ye put tagether a nice hot cup a chocolate with a three shot decafinator fer our love thar shakin on the floor? Puts in it a shot a Southern Comfort a shot o cask n Cream and a shot Of Cream de Coco at least ifin shes still shakin she won't be carin! Huzzah! I'll 'ave me a nice cold Guinness as the usual. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 thank you *wimpers as taking proffered drink with shakey hand* And this is really SOOOO not good, cause I have a cardiac appointment in half an hour and my pulse is only just now starting to come back to normal! Eeep . . . late night work + early morning detention = need of mucho esspresso mucho esspresso + pure exhaustion = severe bodily shock conclusion; I need sleep and a balanced diet
William Brand Posted May 17, 2005 Author Posted May 17, 2005 Hope the shakes are on their way out. All I have for that is Opium and perhaps some heavy turkey gravy.
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Hope the shakes are on their way out. All I have for that is Opium and perhaps some heavy turkey gravy. Keep the latter and pass around the aforementioned won't you? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
William Brand Posted May 17, 2005 Author Posted May 17, 2005 I would, but I was kidding about the aforementioned. Can I get you a poppyseed muffin instead...?
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 17, 2005 Posted May 17, 2005 Arrrggghhhh! Me eyes were already's turnin a shade a red jes thinkin about the expansion of time and place! Fine I'll 'ave a poppyseed muffin (and) a nice cold Guinness ta wash it down wit. Thanks be ta ya thar Sir William Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Well, the caffine is gone . . . sigh . . . I could use another dose. A poppyseed mufin must suffice. Y'know, there was this one guy in my class once who couldn't eat poppyseed muffins cause his parents put him through random drug testing. . . but anyway Well, at least the OD of caffine didn't throw off my cardiologists. . .
Capt. Morgan Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Mmmm... poppyseed muffins... speaking of poppyseeds, the best Chicago hot dogs are on poppyseed buns, and if anyone puts ketchup (or catsup!) on their hot dogs, I swear I'll hunt ya down!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Christine Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Then you'll have to hunt me down Morgan! I only like ketchup on my hot dogs. Mustard is just nasty, yuck! lol!
Capt. Morgan Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 Woo hoo! Okay, I've gotta admit, ketchup is okay on hot dogs... just have to keep the Chicago Hot Dog myth going... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 I would not eat a hot dog ifin you even used yer lips! Which remeinds me does everyone remember Pat Boone and those ridiculous commercials he did for Hoffy Hot Dogs? "I can't think of anything I'd rather have then a Hoffy Hot Dog" well mr holy roller! Huh! Let me introduce you to a perfectly grilled Rib Eye Steak or a lobster newburg on wild rice or even a damn pizza for God's sake Hoffy hot dogs.. Hhhhrumph..... sorry i gets all ....... ne'er mind. Sir William, I believe I am going to need about a two inch thick rib eye steak (medium rare) eggs three and (all medium well) and hash browns for mornings meal this morning kind sir? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back.
Hetha Posted May 18, 2005 Posted May 18, 2005 There be a nickname fer thet kind o' breakfast where I come from, good sir Diego, an' fer th' life o' me, me can't think o' it..hmmm..steak an' eggs, good eatin too..now wot was thet they called it..?? (Almost had th' name too... it sucks when I can't remember somethin' so blatantly obvious...) OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"
William Brand Posted May 18, 2005 Author Posted May 18, 2005 There you go, Diego. Today's special is Quiche Lorraine served with a fine white wine.
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