Guest SirenSong Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Ok here it goes...The new menu for the new restaraunt..The Jolly Roger... Ambience- Dark with potted palms in the corners. Salt water tanks scattered throughout. Jolly Rogers on the walls donated by the members of the pub. Palm shaped fan blades on the ceiling fans. Music is muted but it's POTC and caribbean styled music. Waitstaff or all in pirate garb or wench. Tables are trestle tables, chairs are high backed and padded for comfort. I hope this shows my cool pirate font..here goes...If ye would like anything added to the menu..dont be shy... (Of course it did not show my cool pirate font..(sighs) Ill have to see about making one then posting the image..LOL The Jolly Roger Appetizers- "Crewed by the Damned" (Buffalo chicken wings), followed by the "Curs'ed Treasure"(a small treasure box made of chocolate, filled with the cheesecake filling and fresh fruit) all served only at an outdoor table beneath the moonlight... Entrees- Every entrée is served with a seaweed salad your choice of lemon or lime or new world potatoes The blackbeard Blackened catfish served over strips of rare beef steak on a bed of rice. Black and bloody The devil and the deep blue sea Goat cheese over shark steaks Three sheets to the wind All you can eat taco bar Bosuns Special A flavorful gumbo shrimp or crab. Welcome to the carribe A seafood sampler platter Cheese sticks, shrimp crab oyosters on the half shell and fried clams Cannibal Sample Platter Head cheese fish fingers ear of corn artichoke hearts, etc.\ Sign the articles A heavy platter of deep fried catfish mashed taters with gravy fried okra seasoned in cajon seasonings a side of corn garlic bread and corn Under the sea Spinich fettucine Alfredo over a baked chicken breast side of garlic bread ceaser salad in thousand Island dressing Mutiny on the Bounty An entrée where ye gets to steal off another patrons plate Burgers- Sparrow Rum Burgers Eat one and walk all tipsy, Eat two and commandeer a ship. Eat three and pass out (Eat this and no one will be asking why’s the rum gone) Beach Burger Son of the beach burger\ The Sand Witch The dauntless A one and a half pound burger with all the effects in needs to be a classic Eat it all and go home with a souvenir A bellyache Soups salads other Man overboard A thin salty brine of a soup with a fly in it Cannibal stew Guess whats in it-aRRRR The Endurance Chilled asparagus spears cold cuts and penguin served on a bed of ice The black pearl A one of a kind salad filled with edible seaweed and fried clams small pieces of chicken and anything else ye wish to have added. Served with a small black pearl Bread fruit Hardtack Served with a dentist Deserts The marooned special All the coconut pie ye can eat The Longboat A nice banana split topped with vanilla icecream hot fudge and whipped cream sprinkled liberally with nuts and topped with a cherry Treasure Island cake A cake for those special occasions adorned with a treasure map down to the X that marks the spot jewls and other trinkets adorn the face of this cake so that yer guests leave with a little booty ARRRRR Barbossa s apples A lovely slice of apple pie served with cheese or vanilla icecream Big enough for two..or barbossa at least For little cabin lads and lasses Octopus on a plate A bed of spinach fettucine holds a weiner cut at the ends so that it resembles the arms.of the creature The face is done with mustard Skeletons fingers Chicken fingers served with French fires and ranch dipping sauce Drinks Shiver me timbers Plunder me cherry Rum Guiness Mudslide The tsunami shake Seven kinds of icecream violenty shook up and served in a keeper glass beware covers a thousand kilometers and hour Undersea earthquake shake Itll rock ye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 A thousand congratulations, William, on opening The South Seas Shake Shack! Bloody good idea. What a bountiful menu ye have produced (with help from yer pirate hearties)! (Ciaran is carrying a small wooden chest under his arm, sets it on a nearby table and opens it) I acquired these many years ago after a plunderin' on The Big Island and now be the time to bring 'em forth. In celebration of the Tsunami Kate's new addition, I be most happy to "lay" everyone who enters. (reaches in trunk and brings forth hundreds of colourful Hawaiian leis) (places a blood red lei over William's head) Ye be the first, matey! May yer new restaurant satisfy the cravin's of all who enter! I'll be standin' over by the door to "lei" yer customers! At yer convenience, might I order: two Sparrow Rum Burgers blackened to hell and back (very well done), chips, pickles, and a Tsunami shake Thank ye and Cheers! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Woo hoo! I'm a little late to the grand opening, but I'm here, and I'd be happy to get "lei'd"!! May I add an appetizer? "Crewed by the Damned" (Buffalo chicken wings), followed by the "Curs'ed Treasure"(a small treasure box made of chocolate, filled with the cheesecake filling and fresh fruit) all served only at an outdoor table beneath the moonlight... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SirenSong Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Why Morgan ye may indeed...After I get Lei'd! What wonderful appetizers. Perhaps we should write a pirate cookbook! LOL How fun would that be? hMMMMMM.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Afta th' last few days, M hev, "Hardtack, serv'd with a dentist" might just b' th' thing M' wants t' avoid....owww...M' face hurts from swelling, pokin' and proddin' fortunately swellin's gone down a bit..need some pain pills... Glad it's over! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 (pulling out a bright yellow lei, Ciaran "leis" the good Captain Morgan) (a nice aquamarine lei is placed on SirenSong) (and Hetha is leied with a novacaine white one) Welcome mateys! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SirenSong Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Wow and tis me fave color....I say lets eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Thank thee thCapthain thCiaran!( M' smiles best M' can) Isth Boothiful! M' stho letsth eat! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Aye! 'Tis Hetha has the best sense of humour o' all of us! I'll be buyin' her meal, and as many drinks as she can stand! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 (M' may not be able t' thspeak right, but M' heart is warm'd by th' sentiment) M' thinks M' woo li' t' hevth th' Barbosstha's Applesth..iceth cream thsouns therrific! An' a thPlunder M' Therry..lotsth o' napkins an' help t get it down.. Thank thee, kindthly folkses! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 And I'll be fastinin' her bib, so she'll not be worryin' about such matters as she enjoys her meal. :) Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 (The helpful, friendly, courteous and kind Mad Jack is presented with a Boy Scout green lei by Ciaran) Enjoy yer meal, mateys! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 I'm most gratified that I at least got leied for me efforts! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 I would like t' return th' favor someday t' Mad Jack, but I know not what would compensate suitably fer such a gallant effort..in his eyes fer now tho, I humbly accept such solicitude OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 No recompense required, love. I felt like doing a good turn for a friend. :) As for the other matter, I will never pass up the chance at dropping a pun, double entedre, or the such. All in good fun! Yo ho ho! Or does nobody actually say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetha Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 Aye, all in good fun! I'm feelin in much better spirits already! To ye, Mad Jack, a dear friend indeed! OOps! That was my outside voice;)! "Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt ~Sail it like you stole it!~ "Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 so - lemme get this striaght. In the short time I've been out of port, you've gone mud wrestling - WITHOUT ME, you've opened up a new resturant - WITHOUT ME, everyone is getting leid - WITHOUT ME, and now eveyone is having a post-lei feast - without me!! Why the divil wans't I informed!!! I think I'll take a "crewed by the damned" followed by an "Under the Sea" entree and a Black Pearl salad on the side. And give me a Tsunami Shake and I'll toast this here den of iniquity that feeds and drowns the starving pirate masses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted April 25, 2005 Share Posted April 25, 2005 (Ciaran pulls out an opaque, almost invisible-coloured lei and places over MercenaryWench's head) Welcome back to the Tsunami Kate, MW. (Mercenary will notice that when the light catches her lei just right, it shines with a spectrum of colour!) I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Brand Posted April 26, 2005 Author Share Posted April 26, 2005 Introducing the Scurvy Smoothie! Filled to the brim with Lemons, Limes and Oranges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Ooooeeeee! Makes me mouth pucker up jes lookin' at it. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 put me up for one of those . . extra lemons in mine, if ye can! *fingers lei distractedly* ooooohh . . . shiney!! I like shineys!!! Thankee! *winks at CaptainCiaran* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Sir William it be great ta be back in town. I knows missin my company wasn't upon the thoughts of many. but me thoughts be of certain interest as I have been given a most challenging adventure where I am to infiltrate the spanish courts find the charge of said galleon designs and brings any charts, drawings or notes of said information back to me commander, captain and monsignor. Tis a truly need of kept secrets for the purpose of design and weakness to be expolited pon journey round to the Pacific post faire. Would ya (bein the host of such a well traveled grub and grog stop 'ere in port) 'ave any contacts I might make fer ye pon me own settin out be of most haste? Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 I once knew a ships designer in Portugal . . . lemme see what I can sketch up for ye Diego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainCiaran Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 (not wishin' to disturb the ever-busy Diego, Ciaran simply tosses a bright orange lei up into the air and watches it fall perfectly around Monsieur Diego's head, resting as it should upon his shoulders) Welcome to the South Seas Shake Shack -- Captain William's newest venture in fun dining! I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Santana de la Vega Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 you two are a couple of very nice people (now don't be lettin the others see yas bein so kind). Sir william a round a ales on me! Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a knife in your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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