Capt. Morgan Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 Ah... madeira and port... two beverages no British naval officer's liquor collection would be without. No champagne for them, too French... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 What can I say - I have high-brow tastes
William Brand Posted January 14, 2005 Author Posted January 14, 2005 Cap'n Morgan! Fortis et Fidus - Daingeann a Dileas! Arrr! Fuimus! I be of the Clan Bruce. Always glad to have a Scotsman aboard. Let us have a pint together and talk of kilts and killing.
Christine Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 Ah, yes Merry, the french kiss was indeed a great invention!
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 Kilts and Killing? WHERE? Count me in!
William Brand Posted January 14, 2005 Author Posted January 14, 2005 Kilts and Killing? WHERE? Count me in! During the floor show. Aye.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 Now that is what I call a damn good floor show!
Capt. Morgan Posted January 14, 2005 Posted January 14, 2005 Cap'n Morgan! Fortis et Fidus - Daingeann a Dileas! Arrr!Fuimus! I be of the Clan Bruce. Always glad to have a Scotsman aboard. Let us have a pint together and talk of kilts and killing. Arrrrr, matey! I KNEW there was somethin' about ye I liked! Killin' while wearin' of the plaid, followed by drinkin' n' eatin', lad! Good times, indeed! I never thanked ye for openin' this fyne establishment, William! So, in the nature of the delightful Lady Christine, "Much Grass!" Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Christine Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 ROTFLOL! Morgan, ye nut! I still laugh when I think about that, that someone other than meself and me nutty family talk that way! Much Grass and Poor Favor to ye too-LOL!
Merrydeath Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 and here I thought it was mucho grassy arse!! I 've been wrong this whole time.. Low sea anto Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Guest SirenSong Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 Kilts??? And I be missin em? Merry and Christine why did ye not fetch me????? Now I shall have to go scrounge up a Highland romance to satisfy my kilt thirst..Did I say I LUV kilts? That's it..Im so going to scotland to find me a highlander...He must be tall dark and handsome with a wicked wit and charming personality..and a lovely brogue. And he must live in a castle. Just so I can explore it..lOL
Christine Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 And there ain't nothing like playing the game, "what's under that kilt?" LOL!
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 That's it..Im so going to scotland to find me a highlander...He must be tall dark and handsome with a wicked wit and charming personality..and a lovely brogue. And he must live in a castle. Just so I can explore it..lOL I'll drink to that! Here's to highlanders, and what they have under the kilt!
William Brand Posted January 16, 2005 Author Posted January 16, 2005 Yo-ho, yo-ho a pyrate's life for me. Today's special is prawns and gumbo. Aye.
Merrydeath Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 er... did I hear ya sing.. a Parrot's life fer me?? a bit thin of feathers, but iffen ya wanna eat crackers, then go fer it! Nice dinner here, mate.. I love the crab puffs. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
crimsoncrow Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 Wanders on deck, chooses a table on the quarterdeck. Leaning chair back to be supported by aft cas'l wall, flags Red. Well done, aul feller! Tis a fine 'stablishment ye have, true as true is. Scans the legnth of the deck. An'na fine view it be.....in more ways than one. Sly grin. Some conch friters an'na fillin' o' Harp, if ye please. Thankee, me bully boy!........Bring on'na dancing gerls! Privateer & Commander of "Finnegan's Wake" Faodaidh fearg sealltainn a strigh air cridh an duine ghlic, ach comhnaichdh i an amadain. (Anger may look in on a wise man's heart, but it abides in the heart of a fool.)
William Brand Posted January 17, 2005 Author Posted January 17, 2005 Um. I didn't make any crab cakes. (Peers at the "Crab Cakes") I think we need the ship surgeon in here quick.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 Bring on'na dancing gerls! Well, I can dance, but only if i got someone who knows a step or two to dance with me. Any volunteers? . . . if not, I'll just take a bowl of gumbo, some more booze and a corner table where i can lurk ominously and make everyone think I have a hit out on them.
DurtyLillie Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 Aye Sweet, Tis true, not everyone can dane per se...but then once ye gots the gumbo and such goin', anyone can join in..think it's all in the feelin' of it..... Cheers, D.L. Pyracy in all it's Glory, Yers, D.L. aka DurtyLaFey member of a few crewes....but that be a personal question.
William Brand Posted January 17, 2005 Author Posted January 17, 2005 The dancing girls are late. Get that gentleman that juggles monkeys in here.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 Ewww, pissed off monkeys . . . scary sight that . . . but plenty of fun if the juggler drops them!
Capt. Morgan Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 Er, yeah... ever see what monkeys throw when they get pissed?? NOT GOOD! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
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