PyratePhil Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Me Resolutions 1. Pillage more 2. Rapine more 3. Less mercy 4. More rum 5. More wenchin' 6. More wenchin' ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Hook Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 More Screech (clap of thunder rum) Belay Purchasin' of me own pocket More landlubbers for me cat Me hands in more coffers Crimpin' more wenches No dancin' the hempen jig Keepin' clear of the bloody Provost and the rope's end . . . arggh! Yo-ho-ho! Whar's me pipe?
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 What's me pyrate new year's resolution - To get me a pirate!
hurricane Posted January 1, 2005 Posted January 1, 2005 My New Year's Resolution... 300 dpi (a PhotoShop joke)... OK, OK, To go easier on me crewe, Love me lass as much as possible, Be a kind and gentle captain... And pillage my measly black guts out at every opportunity. Oh, and more rations of rum for all involved with keeping The Blackheart on an even keel in 2005... Steer a true course one and all... The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
the Royaliste Posted January 1, 2005 Posted January 1, 2005 I'm resolved to 'ave me keel in warmer waters this time next year! Mo' powder... Waaay mo' rum..... Some peace somewhere ............... 'appy New Years, ye scabborous dogs!! :angry: ROYALISTE San Francisco's Official Pyrate Ship
PyratePhil Posted January 1, 2005 Author Posted January 1, 2005 300 dpi (a PhotoShop joke)... Be you a Worth1K type? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 2, 2005 Posted January 2, 2005 300 dpi (a PhotoShop joke)... Be you a Worth1K type? I signed up for Worth 1000 and entered a picture. I did exceedingly poor after the voting. A little discuraging it was! Especially as I make my living as a graphic designer Oh well as they say, if you fall off the horse make lemonade.....
PyratePhil Posted January 2, 2005 Author Posted January 2, 2005 I just signed up with them meself - in the Text category - and entered my first Beginner (!) contest. So far, I'm #23 of 40 - I understand about the discouragement... Good luck to ye! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Sealegs Constance Posted January 3, 2005 Posted January 3, 2005 New me new years resolutions would be to plunder more, and get me a real pirate. Sealegs Constance I am what I am
Reddrake Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 Me resolves ta : git more rum, plundar more, show less sympathy for stupidity, and recapture me otha ship.
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 New me new years resolutions would be to plunder more, and get me a real pirate. hmmm, get a real pirate. Thats a good one, I'll have to add that to my list.... *picks up a stack of huge paper* Lets see that would be #372 on my list.
Sheila Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 My New Year's Resolution... To go easier on me crewe, Love me lass as much as possible, Be a kind and gentle captain... And pillage my measly black guts out at every opportunity. Oh, and more rations of rum for all involved with keeping The Blackheart on an even keel in 2005... Steer a true course one and all... The Captain Huzzah to my captain!!!! In return I will do my best not to break all the rules and regulations in one night as I tried to in PIP. ( I have a feeling I will be getting my own list next year) I promise to keep track of my pants wherever they may fall. other than that I plan to get more booty!!!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Patrick Hand Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 I promise to keep track of my pants wherever they may fall.other than that I plan to get more booty!!!! But Sheila.... when yer pants fall.... you'd show some booty......
Sheila Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 anyone got a sharpie? Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Patrick Hand Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 anyone got a sharpie? SO...... I had better not say ANYTHING about......... "SHAKE ... SHAKE ... SHAKE ...... SHAKE YER BOOTY............"
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 hey Patrick, I did see something like that at Club LA TI DA... but they was on the counters.. at eye level. with white gee strings and black lights. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted January 8, 2005 Author Posted January 8, 2005 ...with white gee strings and black lights. ...and you KNOW why they're called GEE strings, don't ya? Come to think of it, Cat Stevens wrote a song about G-strings... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted January 8, 2005 Posted January 8, 2005 Well first off... it was men in the gee strings.. and Sisco wrote about Thongs.. lol Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted January 8, 2005 Author Posted January 8, 2005 Well first off... it was men in the gee strings.. and Sisco wrote about Thongs.. lol BLEH!!! Sisco? Kid, he was a friend of mine... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
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