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thought we could continue our conversations of merrydeath's underwear and my piercing over here....lol

and anything else pg-13 & over

another round of mojitos boys???? B)

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Now we're talking... (sits down on a nearby cask of rum and listens in).... it's like a crewe confessional for your fearless leader... all the things that never came up in the morning rump meetings, eh? (he reposes in near silence... an amazing feat according to his crewe).

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SHIPS LOG

DEC 6TH, 2004

1:32AM

nigel is sleeping soundly in bed......

paisley happens to find her pink sharpie....

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B)

Alas,

Myself being a Dr. upon the 7 Seas, have never seen a crew member get drunken, starting at the toes and then the drunkenness risin TO the brain!!That was written up in me Medical Histories!!

Poor Nigel,when I was told of the pink scrawlins,crawlin all over his body..I had no choice but to prescribe a total soakin in a vat of hot water and the srubbins of steel wool,surely to be follwed by 3 tankards of strong medicine !!LOL...Seems to me,he had the worst case of Pink Paisley-itis ever seen,love ya all....what a wonderful crew.Hmmmmm.....I thinks I need to come back there straightforth,I am still needed,eh????

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Thanks for that rousing pescription. It will tighten Nigel right up.

Now for the other nights....................

dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot.............

(dream sequence)

To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off

I'm off to see the elixir.

The wonderful elixir of ours.

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Though I was witness to this pink marker rampage......

Like I said...........POOOORRRR NIGEL!! LOL! B)

BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE)

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Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

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to continue nigel, it says:

i will never forget the oh-so-special time we shared...next time don't fall asleep first.

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did i also mention that you and your drunk feet must have stumbled in the bathroom sunday night? how do i know this you ask???? you left a smear of pink writing on the bathroom doorframe! :ph34r:

sorry amy...i tried to scrub it off :ph34r:

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'Twas not me,

'Twas my drunk foot.

It goes where it wants

...and heeds me not.

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Nigel Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:45 PM

  'Twas not me,

'Twas my drunk foot.

It goes where it wants

...and heeds me not.

excuses...excuses...lol

get my other msg about all the stuff you left in my car??

El Pirata Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:47 PM

  What was this about a piercing?

i'm pierced...merrydeath knows where and skot doesn't :ph34r:

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Nay, darlin' I been trying to catch up on alla the posts, but am...

how ye say...

drowning in a sea of correspondence.

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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OK....OK.....

Didn't know......

Didn't find out........

BUT....Figured it out.

I not be stupid as I look! :ph34r:

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Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

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Nigel Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:57 PM

  So what DID you find in yer vehicle, Pais?

thank god no condoms....that was the hotel room...:

i didn't take inventory, but the last time i looked there was:

1 box of carb-solution bars (which animal ate going to miami)

large handfull of beads

1 tankard

1 bottle of pepto....

:P

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1 box of carb-solution bars (which animal ate going to miami)

large handfull of beads

1 tankard

1 bottle of pepto....

:P

..And a Par-rot i-in a treeeee!!!!

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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ok ok hold up there missy

i didn't get to see your piercing!

and where was i for the mutual flashing??????

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