Paisley Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 thought we could continue our conversations of merrydeath's underwear and my piercing over here....lol and anything else pg-13 & over another round of mojitos boys???? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
hurricane Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Now we're talking... (sits down on a nearby cask of rum and listens in).... it's like a crewe confessional for your fearless leader... all the things that never came up in the morning rump meetings, eh? (he reposes in near silence... an amazing feat according to his crewe). -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Paisley Posted December 8, 2004 Author Posted December 8, 2004 SHIPS LOG DEC 6TH, 2004 1:32AM nigel is sleeping soundly in bed...... paisley happens to find her pink sharpie.... "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Olaf Grumby Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 After much elixir poor Nigel succombs to oblivion. Paisley begins her assult on the stupified Nigel. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
Paisley Posted December 8, 2004 Author Posted December 8, 2004 *paisley bumps into nigel's bed... SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHHHHHHHHH "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Dr.Wanna Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Alas, Myself being a Dr. upon the 7 Seas, have never seen a crew member get drunken, starting at the toes and then the drunkenness risin TO the brain!!That was written up in me Medical Histories!! Poor Nigel,when I was told of the pink scrawlins,crawlin all over his body..I had no choice but to prescribe a total soakin in a vat of hot water and the srubbins of steel wool,surely to be follwed by 3 tankards of strong medicine !!LOL...Seems to me,he had the worst case of Pink Paisley-itis ever seen,love ya all....what a wonderful crew.Hmmmmm.....I thinks I need to come back there straightforth,I am still needed,eh???? Dr.Wanna "Dr.Ivana-Anne Anita Sum-Yung-Guy Iff'n You be my friend,call me Dr.Wanna If ya ain't me friend,don't call me at all" Dr. Ivana-Anne-Anita Sum Yung Guy My friends call me Dr. Wanna If you are not my friend, don't call me at all.
Olaf Grumby Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Thanks for that rousing pescription. It will tighten Nigel right up. Now for the other nights.................... dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot dodiloot............. (dream sequence) To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 Poooor Nigel! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 not sure how large or small this will be...but here it goes: "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 Though I was witness to this pink marker rampage...... Like I said...........POOOORRRR NIGEL!! LOL! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 to continue nigel, it says: i will never forget the oh-so-special time we shared...next time don't fall asleep first. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 oh MY GOD!!! Who loves ya, Pais? Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 you love me!! *kiss! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 You know it. And you're lucky, too. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 did i also mention that you and your drunk feet must have stumbled in the bathroom sunday night? how do i know this you ask???? you left a smear of pink writing on the bathroom doorframe! sorry amy...i tried to scrub it off "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 'Twas not me, 'Twas my drunk foot. It goes where it wants ...and heeds me not. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
El Pirata Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 What was this about a piercing? Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 Nigel Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:45 PM Â 'Twas not me, 'Twas my drunk foot. It goes where it wants ...and heeds me not. excuses...excuses...lol get my other msg about all the stuff you left in my car?? El Pirata Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:47 PM Â What was this about a piercing? i'm pierced...merrydeath knows where and skot doesn't "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 Nay, darlin' I been trying to catch up on alla the posts, but am... how ye say... drowning in a sea of correspondence. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
BLACK SKOT Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 OK....OK..... Didn't know...... Didn't find out........ BUT....Figured it out. I not be stupid as I look! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 So what DID you find in yer vehicle, Pais? Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 Nigel Posted on Dec 8 2004, 10:57 PM Â So what DID you find in yer vehicle, Pais? thank god no condoms....that was the hotel room...: i didn't take inventory, but the last time i looked there was: 1 box of carb-solution bars (which animal ate going to miami) large handfull of beads 1 tankard 1 bottle of pepto.... "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Nigel Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 1 box of carb-solution bars (which animal ate going to miami)large handfull of beads 1 tankard 1 bottle of pepto.... ..And a Par-rot i-in a treeeee!!!! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Sheila Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 I think everyone saw my piercing..... BTW pais, thank you for the mutual flashing goodbye Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Paisley Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 ok ok hold up there missy i didn't get to see your piercing! and where was i for the mutual flashing?????? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
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