Hrothgar Addams Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 Wonder what the world would look like if Pirates really ruled? Worth1000.com, a photoshop contest site has asked just that.. Check it out! worth1000.com Never give up--Never surrender! Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Live while yer alive--an' when yore dead be done with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Charlotte Savvy Posted November 14, 2004 Share Posted November 14, 2004 I love this. My favorites were "Light Traffic," the Supreme Court, and (most of all) Wal-Mart. Absolutely great. Thanks so much for posting that! "Pirates ... were of that old breed of rover whose port lay always a little farther on, a little beyond the skyline ... if they lived riotously let it be urged in their favor that at least they lived." ~ John Masefield Those who live by the sword, get shot instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Grey Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I loved "Pirate Police File". The Wal-Marrrrrrt was funny too. Captain, we always knew you were a whoopsie. Rumors of my death are entirely premature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I'd have to vote for the shipmater's camera. Very well done PhotoShop work and a funny angle on life in our world that isn't so cliche as some of the others. I like the originality and the use of an ordinary item rather than an iconic figure. -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Pirate Barney, that was a little tooo, hmmmm, well you understand. I did like Richard Simmons walking the plank. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charity Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I absolutely love those I would like to make a guess on account of those i saw now, i think the church one will win! It's absolutely brilliant :) Can't wait to see who wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 With the past couple of days that I have had .......I needed that laugh! Thank you! :) BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sealegs Constance Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 God I loved the pictures. I really needed a laugh thanks. Sealegs Constance I am what I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Walmarrrt! I love it! Treasure Mapquest was a funny idea too, very clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 That was just FANTASTIC! Oh, Lord! I loved them all! What a find that was! Makes you want to go create a whole actual pirate society, doesn't it? Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Dang.... just wish I'd known about that one sooner.... I love me photoshop..... going to have to play with some ideas just fer fun........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 ...good stuff....lmao "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenrogue Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 the like the Vogue magazine one ...hmmmm a pirate magazine *gears begin to turn, then break down* "10 ways to avoid scury" that could be helpful "Time Flies When Your Having RUM!!!!" "But everyone talks with a British accent when they drink." Stow Away on the Juryrig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Wanna Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 These photos could be used,along with thr Rendition of poem,The Night before Christmas,would make good Christmas ecards for friends,do y'think? Dr.Wanna-Ships Doctor.Caring for Cap'n Hurricane and Crew (full time job.....huge benefits........wink,wink Dr. Ivana-Anne-Anita Sum Yung Guy My friends call me Dr. Wanna If you are not my friend, don't call me at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I think they already rule the world. Capt'n George W. Hook and his mate, Dick ChenSmee... == The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Very funny, very creative... Got the wheels turning... Hmmm... brain engaging... Ideas formulating... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Got the wheels turning... Hmmm... brain engaging... Ideas formulating... Yah... those photos kinda do that, don't they...... kinda scarry when ya stop an think bout it............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DumbassTurtle Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Those were funny though a few of them I was kinda disapointed with, seeing as it is not hard to photoshop in a magazine when the person in the photo is already holding a magazine. Ah well, some people are lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andelew Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Richard Simmons walking the plank was priceless Texas Terror the Flat Land Pyrate -- guitarist abord the land Yacht "Lady Gale" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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