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Wonder what the world would look like if Pirates really ruled?

Worth1000.com, a photoshop contest site has asked just that.. Check it out! ;)

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Never give up--Never surrender!

Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

Live while yer alive--an' when yore dead be done with it!

Posted

I love this. My favorites were "Light Traffic," the Supreme Court, and (most of all) Wal-Mart. Absolutely great. Thanks so much for posting that! ;)

"Pirates ... were of that old breed of rover whose port lay always a little farther on, a little beyond the skyline ... if they lived riotously let it be urged in their favor that at least they lived."

~ John Masefield

Those who live by the sword, get shot instead.

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I'd have to vote for the shipmater's camera. Very well done PhotoShop work and a funny angle on life in our world that isn't so cliche as some of the others. I like the originality and the use of an ordinary item rather than an iconic figure.

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

Posted

Pirate Barney, that was a little tooo, hmmmm, well you understand. I did like Richard Simmons walking the plank.

Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left.

Posted

I absolutely love those ;)

I would like to make a guess on account of those i saw now, i think the church one will win!

It's absolutely brilliant :)

Can't wait to see who wins.

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With the past couple of days that I have had :ph34r: .......I needed that laugh!

Thank you! :)

BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE)

"Quarter" Master

Pyrates of the Coast

"Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship...

Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

Posted

That was just FANTASTIC! ;):lol:;)

Oh, Lord! I loved them all! What a find that was! Makes you want to go create a whole actual pirate society, doesn't it? ;)

;)

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

...good stuff....lmao

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"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones

Posted

the like the Vogue magazine one ...hmmmm a pirate magazine *gears begin to turn, then break down*

"10 ways to avoid scury" that could be helpful

"Time Flies When Your Having RUM!!!!"

"But everyone talks with a British accent when they drink."

Stow Away on the Juryrig

Posted

These photos could be used,along with thr Rendition of poem,The Night before Christmas,would make good Christmas ecards for friends,do y'think?

Dr.Wanna-Ships Doctor.Caring for Cap'n Hurricane and Crew

(full time job.....huge benefits........wink,wink :(

Dr. Ivana-Anne-Anita Sum Yung Guy

My friends call me Dr. Wanna

If you are not my friend, don't call me at all.

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I think they already rule the world. Capt'n George W. Hook and his mate, Dick ChenSmee...

:(

== The Captain

-- Hurricane

______________________________________________________________________

http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

Posted

Very funny, very creative...

Got the wheels turning... Hmmm... brain engaging... Ideas formulating...

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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Got the wheels turning... Hmmm... brain engaging... Ideas formulating...

Yah... those photos kinda do that, don't they...... kinda scarry when ya stop an think bout it.............

Posted

Those were funny though a few of them I was kinda disapointed with, seeing as it is not hard to photoshop in a magazine when the person in the photo is already holding a magazine. Ah well, some people are lazy.

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

Richard Simmons walking the plank was priceless

Texas Terror the Flat Land Pyrate -- guitarist abord the land Yacht "Lady Gale"

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