BLACK SKOT Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 An old pirate went to a bar and ordered a grog. As he sat sipping his grog, a young wench sat down next to him. She turned to the pirate and asked, "Are you a real pirate?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on a sailing ship, herding women, plundering, and fightin' scurvy, so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. Even when I eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women." The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old pirate and asked, "Are you a real pirate?" The old pirate replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 That was a good one. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redd Oktober Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 Arr-harr-harr! I laughed me wooden ass off! YARRR! The Oktober be silent now! Just call me "REDD!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 wow that was interesting... But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firethorn Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Arrrrrr! good one mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddrake Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 ARRRRRRR! Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 Rumba Rue ** ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piratelassie Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 absobloodylutley hysterical!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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