Favorite Movie Lines

[hurricane]

OK lads and lasses. How about great movie lines from movies that have nothing to do with pirates that would still sound good coming from a pirate. Savvy?

For example, I've always loved the line from the Adventures of Robin Hood in which Errol Flynn is addressing the court at feast.

The sheriff (I think) accuses Sir Robin... saying, "Sir, you speak treason."

Robin's response: "Fluently."

Fits a pirate anytime, eh?

So what other lines are out there that would sound just as good coming from the mouth of a pirate or wench?

-- The Captain

[Capt. Flint]

I always liked..... "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." from The Godfather... always thought that would be so cool for someone like Blackbeard to have said when he was taking over Ole Gentleman Jims boat.......

[Nigel]

"Be careful, senorita. There are dangerous men about."

-The Mask of Zorro

[Christine]

Someone like Captain Jack Sparrow could be heard saying this:

"Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah! Do I?"

LMAO!

[Matty Bottles]

"We're going to need a bigger boat" - about six different people in Jaws .

[Black Syren]

"There are seven deadly sins, captain: gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, pride, lust, and envy. " From Seven...I think I could hear a pirate saying that..Teaching his cabin boy the finer points of Piracy.

[Trapper]

From the 1979 "Dracula" with Frank Langella:

Lucy: Oh, I love to be frightened.

Dracula: (With great interest and upraised eyebrow) Do you?

[HarborMaster]

"I'll Chase him round an round .,Parditions Flames before I give him up ! "Captain Ahab - Moby Dick"

"Cry Havoc !!! and slip the dawgs of war" Shakespear and Star Trek VI.

HarborMaster

[Mary Sue Phonix]

"All work and no play, makes Jack a dual boy!"

Jack Nicholson ,The Shining

[HarborMaster]

After cutting off the ear of an innocent victim.,and frying it up for him to eat.,taunting him with it.., Screaming ....., "Show Me The Money" * Jerry Maguire*

HarborMaster

[Capt. Z]

me gots 2...

"dude, you're phone's ringing dude," "Thank you Donny"

"Fuck it dude, let's go bowling"

THE BIG LEBOWSKI

"Ah Nuprin, little, yellow, different"

WAYNE'S WORLD

["Broadside" Long]

"Do not vex me, ... or I shall have you dragged awhile."

-Cunningham in Rob Roy.

Countess Mondego: "Is the Viscount Tourville dead?"

Count Mondego: "Unless his heart is situated somewhere other than the left side of his chest, I suspect he is." (just after he killed Tourville in a duel)

-The Count of Monte Cristo

Cheers,

Broadside

[Capt. Flint]

from Nightmare before Christmas..... JAAAACK, PLEASE; I'm only an elected official. I can't make decisions by myself.........

[Capt. Z]

"In the absence of light, Darkness prevails"

[Red Bess]

"Ah, again, Dr. Jones, what was yours is now mine."

--Raiders of the Lost Arc

[Merrydeath]

They are saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes.

I love you. Always have. I want to marry you.

English Commander : I hope you washed your ass this morning, it's about to be kissed by a king.

Every man dies, not every man really lives.

Ach nobles! nest o' schemin' bastards; they canny agree oan the colour o' shite.

What movie are these from? and I think they all would fit in POC.

[lorien_stormfeather]

Galaxy Quest:

Sigourney Weaver (Gwen):

Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship. It's STUPID, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY?

-We named the Lobster "Tim".

[Capt. Flint]

I can just see some old pirate saying this as he reads his wanted poster....... " Scoundrel, I like the sound of that " From Star Wars 2. Han Solo ... sort of a pirate himself eh?

[Bloody_Mary_Bonney]

I would love to hear i fight between pirate and wench like in interview with a vampire

"You think i would let them harm you"

"Ofcourse you wont danger holds you to me"

"Love holds you to me"

of course seeing that most pirates are well not that romantic and the ones that are become play things for me cat and nine tails i doubt i shall ever see me wish fofilled.

Also if ye sees a film called the tenth kingdom imagine a wench to a pirate

"Whats that sticking out of your trousers its quite a buldge"

(note above line is refering to the acters tail! not what it could sound like to ye without the cleanest of minds)

[Lady Sakura]

"Pints? They come in pints?!" Merry and Pippin in The Prancing Pony Pub. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

[Hrothgar Addams]

Never give up! Never surrender!

Captain Peter Quincy Taggart (tim allen)

Galaxy Quest

[Capt. Z]

HO! i fergot bout the pints, that was a good line!

[Paisley]

serious quotes:

"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls."

-[Paul Gleason in "the breakfast club"]

"All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom."

- [shrek]

"There is no Good and Evil. There is only Power, and those too weak to seek it."

- [Voldemort (Richard Bremmer)]

"Don't you ever use that tone of voice with me, missy. Who do you think you're talking to?"

– [Faye Dunaway in "mommie dearest"]

funny quotes:

"I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."

- [Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) from Finding Nemo]

"Good evening. Here is the news for parrots."

- [Michael Palin, monty python]

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - [John Cleese from Monty Python and the Holy Grail]

[Capt. Z]

:angry: "Dude, Where's My car?"

[LadyBarbossa]

"A man can face the most dangerous challenge so long as he believes he can master it."

~Esteban, "The Mysterious Cities of Gold", Epis 39

Others from "The Mysterious Cities of Gold"...

"Go ahead & set sail. Then keep your eyes wide open."

"Mendoza! Don't move! I won't hesitate to shoot!"

"Go ahead, Doctor. Shoot! Then you will loose all hope of getting out!"

"I won't hesitate, & must I, I'll take you all to hell with me!"

"Great guns a galleon!"

"Aah, you've led us on a merry little dance, my dear. To celebrate, we'll give your friends in the village a splendid fireworks display."

"No! You can't! You gave your word!"

"Well, now I'm taking it back!"

"By the Devil's black beard... it's Mendoza's ship!"

"May we know what amuses you so!"

"Your question amuses me. You think I am after gold. But truth be told, you may take all the gold you wish!"

"Now that's what I call striking a good bargain!"

& many others I will have to grab. :)

The other I love, from Colonel William Tavington in "The Patriot"... it's part of my signature:

"You know.. it's an ugly business doing one's duty. But just occassionally... it's a real pleasure."

"You really know how to charm 'em."

"Shut up, Frank."

"Big & older?"

"I swear Frank...I'll kill ya in your sleep!"

"Next time try fat an' haggered!"

~ "American Outlaws", Frank & Jesse James

"He's smilin'."

"Is that bad?"

"Very."

Also from "American Outlaws"

& of course can't forget some of the lines from "The Goonies"

"Shh! I hear somethin'!"

"Maybe it's a way out-"

"Maybe it's the Fertelli's-"

"Maybe Joan Fonda Please-"

"Maybe it's another of One-Eyed Willy's boobytraps!"

& many other Goonies lines.

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