hurricane Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 OK lads and lasses. How about great movie lines from movies that have nothing to do with pirates that would still sound good coming from a pirate. Savvy? For example, I've always loved the line from the Adventures of Robin Hood in which Errol Flynn is addressing the court at feast. The sheriff (I think) accuses Sir Robin... saying, "Sir, you speak treason." Robin's response: "Fluently." Fits a pirate anytime, eh? So what other lines are out there that would sound just as good coming from the mouth of a pirate or wench? -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 I always liked..... "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." from The Godfather... always thought that would be so cool for someone like Blackbeard to have said when he was taking over Ole Gentleman Jims boat....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 "Be careful, senorita. There are dangerous men about." -The Mask of Zorro Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Someone like Captain Jack Sparrow could be heard saying this: "Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah! Do I?" LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Bottles Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 "We're going to need a bigger boat" - about six different people in Jaws . "The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning." - Capt. Joshua Slocum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 "There are seven deadly sins, captain: gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, pride, lust, and envy. " From Seven...I think I could hear a pirate saying that..Teaching his cabin boy the finer points of Piracy. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trapper Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 From the 1979 "Dracula" with Frank Langella: Lucy: Oh, I love to be frightened. Dracula: (With great interest and upraised eyebrow) Do you? Captain of the Tinker's Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarborMaster Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 "I'll Chase him round an round .,Parditions Flames before I give him up ! "Captain Ahab - Moby Dick" "Cry Havoc !!! and slip the dawgs of war" Shakespear and Star Trek VI. HarborMaster I am not Lost .,I am Exploring. "If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary Sue Phonix Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 "All work and no play, makes Jack a dual boy!" Jack Nicholson ,The Shining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarborMaster Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 After cutting off the ear of an innocent victim.,and frying it up for him to eat.,taunting him with it.., Screaming ....., "Show Me The Money" * Jerry Maguire* HarborMaster I am not Lost .,I am Exploring. "If you give a man a fire, he will be warm for a night, if you set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Z Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 me gots 2... "dude, you're phone's ringing dude," "Thank you Donny" "Fuck it dude, let's go bowling" THE BIG LEBOWSKI "Ah Nuprin, little, yellow, different" WAYNE'S WORLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"Broadside" Long Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 "Do not vex me, ... or I shall have you dragged awhile." -Cunningham in Rob Roy. Countess Mondego: "Is the Viscount Tourville dead?" Count Mondego: "Unless his heart is situated somewhere other than the left side of his chest, I suspect he is." (just after he killed Tourville in a duel) -The Count of Monte Cristo Cheers, Broadside Every normal person must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats! - Lucanus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 from Nightmare before Christmas..... JAAAACK, PLEASE; I'm only an elected official. I can't make decisions by myself......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Z Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 "In the absence of light, Darkness prevails" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bess Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 "Ah, again, Dr. Jones, what was yours is now mine." --Raiders of the Lost Arc Ladies in Scarlet: Piratical Art and Accessories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 They are saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes. I love you. Always have. I want to marry you. English Commander : I hope you washed your ass this morning, it's about to be kissed by a king. Every man dies, not every man really lives. Ach nobles! nest o' schemin' bastards; they canny agree oan the colour o' shite. What movie are these from? and I think they all would fit in POC. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lorien_stormfeather Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Galaxy Quest: Sigourney Weaver (Gwen): Look, I have ONE job on this lousy ship. It's STUPID, but I'm gonna do it, OKAY? -We named the Lobster "Tim". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 I can just see some old pirate saying this as he reads his wanted poster....... " Scoundrel, I like the sound of that " From Star Wars 2. Han Solo ... sort of a pirate himself eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody_Mary_Bonney Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 I would love to hear i fight between pirate and wench like in interview with a vampire "You think i would let them harm you" "Ofcourse you wont danger holds you to me" "Love holds you to me" of course seeing that most pirates are well not that romantic and the ones that are become play things for me cat and nine tails i doubt i shall ever see me wish fofilled. Also if ye sees a film called the tenth kingdom imagine a wench to a pirate "Whats that sticking out of your trousers its quite a buldge" (note above line is refering to the acters tail! not what it could sound like to ye without the cleanest of minds) But why is the rum gone? Save a horse ride a cowboy! Take me away and take me farther, suround me now and hold me like holy My toes are getting pruney Also my head is round that window is square.... My name is Micheal J Kabous and i eat babies! Your toast has been burned and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Sakura Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 "Pints? They come in pints?!" Merry and Pippin in The Prancing Pony Pub. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrothgar Addams Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Never give up! Never surrender! Captain Peter Quincy Taggart (tim allen) Galaxy Quest Never give up--Never surrender! Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Live while yer alive--an' when yore dead be done with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Z Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 HO! i fergot bout the pints, that was a good line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 serious quotes: "The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls." -[Paul Gleason in "the breakfast club"] "All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom." - [shrek] "There is no Good and Evil. There is only Power, and those too weak to seek it." - [Voldemort (Richard Bremmer)] "Don't you ever use that tone of voice with me, missy. Who do you think you're talking to?" – [Faye Dunaway in "mommie dearest"] funny quotes: "I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." - [Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) from Finding Nemo] "Good evening. Here is the news for parrots." - [Michael Palin, monty python] "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - [John Cleese from Monty Python and the Holy Grail] "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Z Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 :angry: "Dude, Where's My car?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 "A man can face the most dangerous challenge so long as he believes he can master it." ~Esteban, "The Mysterious Cities of Gold", Epis 39 Others from "The Mysterious Cities of Gold"... "Go ahead & set sail. Then keep your eyes wide open." "Mendoza! Don't move! I won't hesitate to shoot!" "Go ahead, Doctor. Shoot! Then you will loose all hope of getting out!" "I won't hesitate, & must I, I'll take you all to hell with me!" "Great guns a galleon!" "Aah, you've led us on a merry little dance, my dear. To celebrate, we'll give your friends in the village a splendid fireworks display." "No! You can't! You gave your word!" "Well, now I'm taking it back!" "By the Devil's black beard... it's Mendoza's ship!" "May we know what amuses you so!" "Your question amuses me. You think I am after gold. But truth be told, you may take all the gold you wish!" "Now that's what I call striking a good bargain!" & many others I will have to grab. :) The other I love, from Colonel William Tavington in "The Patriot"... it's part of my signature: "You know.. it's an ugly business doing one's duty. But just occassionally... it's a real pleasure." "You really know how to charm 'em." "Shut up, Frank." "Big & older?" "I swear Frank...I'll kill ya in your sleep!" "Next time try fat an' haggered!" ~ "American Outlaws", Frank & Jesse James "He's smilin'." "Is that bad?" "Very." Also from "American Outlaws" & of course can't forget some of the lines from "The Goonies" "Shh! I hear somethin'!" "Maybe it's a way out-" "Maybe it's the Fertelli's-" "Maybe Joan Fonda Please-" "Maybe it's another of One-Eyed Willy's boobytraps!" & many other Goonies lines. :angry: Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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