Merrydeath Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 MALE is important to us lasses too.. so there! :) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Thats why we're here, Merry, thats why we're here...! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 yup, MALE is good. "What kind of plane was that?" "It's a mail plane." "How could you tell, did it have balls?" "Huh?" "Get it, male plane. Get it? Male plane. *pauses* Nevermind!" LOL! Love that from the movie The Three Amigos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 *Gasp!* Three Amigos!! Shall we call for the invisible swordsman? Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 LOL! I love it when it gets shot! LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 *in high pitched bird voice, "Hey! Hey, You two! Lookuphere, lookuphere, lookuphere!!" Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 LOL! "Bum, bum, bum, bum...Blue shadows on the trail." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 LOL! I wish I could remember the words they said to conjure the swordsman... pretty funny, if I could just remember... Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 I'm in a Jimmy kinda mood, so I'll sing you all one of my favs before I spread my beach blanket out for the night... IA ORA TE NATURA E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI IA ORA TE NATURA E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI Nature lives (life to nature) Have pity for the Earth (Love the Earth) I know I don't get there often enough But God knows I surely try It's a magic kind of medicine That no doctor could prescribe I used to rule my world from a pay phone And ships out on the sea But now times are rough And I got too much stuff Can't explain the likes of me Chorus: But there's this one particular harbour So far but yet so near Where I see the days as they fade away And finally disappear But now I think about the good times Down in the Caribbean sunshine In my younger days I was so bad Laughin' about all the fun we had I've seen enough to feel the world spin Mixin' different oceans meetin' cousins Listen to the drummers and the night sounds Listen to the singers make the world go 'round IA ORA TE NATURA E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI IA ORA TE NATURA E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI Lakes below the mountains Flow into the sea Like oils applied to canvas They permeate through me And there's that one particular harbour Sheltered from the wind Where the children play on the shore each day And all are safe within Most mysterious calling harbour So far but yet so near I can see the day when my hair's full gray And I finally disappear IA ORA TE NATURA E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI IA ORA TE NATURA E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI UA PAU TE MAITAI NO TE FENUA RE ZAI NOA RA TE ORA O TE MITIE Bounty of the land is exhausted But there's still abundance on the sea Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 2, 2004 Author Share Posted September 2, 2004 ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Damn... I finally find the bloody lagoon and everybody is sacked out. Guess I'll jest have to swim by m'self. Gotta be careful the hardware don't rust. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scupper Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Scupper loks at the front of his slops. "INVISIBLE!" "Was the water that cold?" Merry darling, perhaps you should render aid my love. "That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."Thrist is a shameless disease. So here's to a shameful cure!"Loyalty, honesty and directness are traits I admire. Insecurity, snipes and disrespect I will not tolerate in the least." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 *sets off fireworks and lo, everybody waketh!! * <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Pushes to the surface and flips her hair back to see the fireworks..'I am awake..just frolicing all be me lonesome in the waters. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Woman Cheryl Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 damn, missed again. Mad Woman Cheryl By Odin's mighty spear, I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocF225 Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Pushes to the surface and flips her hair back to see the fireworks..'I am awake..just frolicing all be me lonesome in the waters. **theme from Jaws** Yer not zactly alone dearie. Ye see, the water is me natural habitat as well. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 3, 2004 Author Share Posted September 3, 2004 LOL! It's the killer Doc-lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Scupper loks at the front of his slops. "INVISIBLE!" "Was the water that cold?"Merry darling, perhaps you should render aid my love. Merry pulls Scupper behind an outcropping of rock, where a lot of giggling and laughing is heard, then silence... more silence,,, still more silence. Then a shower of fireworks are set off, ala Love American Style. ooos and ahhhhs are heard on BOTH sides of the rocks.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 *Morgan kicks back against a big piece of driftwood, sips Grape Grog, munches popcorn, listens to the sea, and watches the fireworks in the night sky* Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted September 3, 2004 Author Share Posted September 3, 2004 *Sees the fireworks and then sees Morgan with the big bowl of pop corn.* Ooooh, can I have some popcorn too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Sure! But for the next *checks watch* two minutes, popcorn can only be eaten by throwing it into the air, and catching it in one's mouth... we'll see who can catch the most before missing one... ah, there should be a prize, but I'm not sure what it is yet... *tosses a piece into the air, catches it, and proceeds to get it lodged in his throat, as his eyes grow large, and he has a coughing fit* I'm okay, I'm okay!! I caught it, though, didn't I? That's ONE for me!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Well then Doc..Care to swim with a Siren??? I promise Ill not lure ye to me Sires kingdom. *lays back in the water so that she is floating on her back then bends backwards diving head first before popping back up playfully..* Hears Christine and Capn. Morgan...Looks over to him and watches him choke on the popcorn..*shakes head in amusement* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Oh yeah... laugh away, Siren!! Me choking is almost as amusing as a cat yakking on a hairball... Ahem, anyway... want some popcorn? :) Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Syren Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 I have never seen a hairball much less a Yak..But I will take some of that popcorn..Swims to the shallows and waits... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 *tosses popcorn to Siren* See the usefulness of catching popcorn, lass? Missed corn will result in a soggy snack. However, yaks, on the other hand, are just big hairballs themselves... known in the Himalayas as "cows of great fluff", and are highly valued by Sherpas... *continues rambling...* Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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