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Can't wait to fill you in on all the inside jokes... that stuff sounds fan-tabulous... save me some! And Captain, feel free to use any of the BS which flows randomly and freely from me... you ARE the captain, after all!

Touche'

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Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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Steps in to bid a "good evening" to fellow Pyrates on the east coast...

Evening everyone...I caught word (email) of possible gatherings in the future, and hope to be meetin' some of yah whenever I can pull myself away from work. That, and I be needing some education on the drink many call...mead (never had it). Would it be the drink of choice (in reasonable quantities of course), or do other spirits find better favor with pyrates? :ph34r:

Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@

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Welcome, Foolish Mortals...

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Ah, mead (sighs!) Tis a wonderful drink.

A little history from our favorite meadery...

The word "honeymoon" derives from the Babylonian practice of a new father-in-law giving mead, or honey beer, to his new son-in-law for the first month of their marriage. Newly weds or not, our Royal Mead is is perfect for celebrating any special occasion for a day, a month, or more.

Empire Distillery in New Port Richey has some great award-winning mead from our native state. We sampled it extensively (hic).

Captain prefers mighty fine wine as the beverage of choice, many others prefer ales and lagers. Still others are fine with those sparkling beverages known as colas. We don't have a drink of choice but it is everyone's perogative to have the choice to drink.

-- Hurricane

-- Hurricane

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  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
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"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

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They also make premium Vodka and other spirits. Surprised you haven't become the Official Taste Tester for the crewe of all Florida beverages...

-- Captain

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Woo hoo! Er, for the Pyracy party, I mean... ;)

Touche'

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Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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Party? Did someone say party?

-- Captain

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Indeed, Cap'n, indeed!! Urgh, I'm going through withdrawals... !

Touche'

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Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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It's been so long since I dropped in this here place.....Thought I'de just say Yo ho! :lol:

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Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

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damn, missed the party due to over working. Hugs and kissies to you, sweety, and many more.

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i'll take that raincheck on my spanking luv...mayhaps you can give it to me in puerto rico??? lol

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Of course! Sun, sea, and heart band of py-rats! Lookin' forward to it!

Touche'

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Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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forget puerto rico...i'm going to

J A M A I C A !

Yeah!

Touche'

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Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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I'm with ya!!! Jamaica is where it's at... Perhaps we should become the Pyrates of the Port Royal Coast....

-- Hurricane

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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To my crewe during the holidays!

I posted this on the Hideout but not everyone goes there - why?

The Week Before Christmas

‘Twas the week before Christmas for The Pyrates’ full crewe,

They had all worked so hard there was not much to do,

The ship was all shipshape, the voyages done,

Thanks to a Mix-Up, Olaf got too much sun.

The crewe was passed out in the hammocks below,

While Animal kept watch for a mid-winter blow.

The Captain and Conscience were snuggled in bed,

While visions of plunder danced ‘round in their heads.

When up on the deck we heard Animal stutter,

“Get up here now lads I’ve spotted a cutter.”

Away to the main deck the crewe flew up to fast,

And climbed to the rigging, the foc’sle and mast.

The moon hung low as we sailed past Lime Cay,

We could see a tall ship making course to the Bay.

She was pulled by eight seahorse as she sailed on the lee,

And our piratical hearts knew we could not let her go free.

With a whily old captain with a white beard aflow,

Hurricane knew in a flash that she was loaded with dough,

The cutter came quickly approaching quite near,

And the captain he shouted for all crewe to hear:

“Now Flint, Now Fhyre!

Now Olaf, and Studley!

On Sabre, ‘n’ Sheila!

On Touche and Paisley!

To your guns step lively!

To the swivels facing aft!

Put powder to them softly,

We must sink his nice craft!”

That whily old captain moved directly on course,

As he continued to put lash to every seahorse,

We waited with patience to come close abeam,

Then opened a broadside to blow open his seams.

An then, in a twinkling, we heard his reply,

He fired right back knocking over One Eye.

We hove to and crossed his bow once again,

He took a 12 pounder from Oryginal Cynn.

His ship drifted closer, we could see him on deck,

Dressed richly in crimson from his boots to his neck.

His clothes were all blackened from the guns firing hot,

But we could tell that the coat had been sewn by Black Skot.

His eyes – were ablaze! His forehead turned red,

At the site of his small crew, many now dead.

His once smiling face was drawn up now quite mad,

And we could see that he’d become a revenge-minded lad.

The stump of his clay pipe clenched tight in his teeth,

And the smoke from it encircled his head like a wreath,

He had a scarred face and a peg on one leg,

He swayed to and fro, holding onto a keg.

His crewe was quite small, they looked mighty queer,

Surrounded by eight really pissed off reindeer.

Shouting commands while he nodded his head,

We soon knew we had everything to dread.

He said nothing else, then fired one more round,

The shot downed our mainmast, then fell into the sound.

With that he hove to and sailed to the north,

As we fell in irons, we could no longer move forth.

So we stood on the deck, now knowing our plight,

We had taken on Santa and that just wasn’t right.

But we heard him exclaim as he sailed from our sight,

“To all of your crewe, Merry Christmas and good night!”

Your Captain

-- Hurricane

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http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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