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You lasses are so full of yourselves. Talking to just amuse each other. Us, men have more important things to spend our time on.

*whispering to Animal*

"Where's the rum keg? I got the girls thinkin' now....

Watch dem fireworks blow....."

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I'm off to see the elixir.

The wonderful elixir of ours.

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**whispers back to Olaf** me hid it where studley found me stash. Here**pulls out a huge flask**fill up yer mug an we's watch dey show. Dis ought ter be good.

Animal

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Aye, you can frisky them.. I mean frisk them. Make sure you pat them down well..and then pat them up too..

the only trouble is.. I am just so damn thirsty... :lol:

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You lasses are so full of yourselves. Talking to just amuse each other. Us, men have more important things to spend our time on.

more important things huh? Well if you don't want us talking, what should we do dear Olaf??

Hey! what's that behind your back?

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Ahem! Yer Capt'n is back and wants to know what all the mayhem is about... Quartermaster Animal? What be all this scurrying about with the lasses... why aren't yer duties performed mates. Hay ye got too much time on yer miserable hands while I was ashore with Diosa?

-- Hurricane

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**rolls in another keg of rum, hears Captn' Hurricane bellowing** Scurrying??? I be keeping dey rum flowing whilst ye bot was cavortin around onshore. Me tinks me needs a vacation :huh: . "ere ye go lasses, drink up. Dis keg be onna de Captn' cause he be awol. Me finally heared from him when dat black box in me bunk were making noises again (will somun tells me hwat dat ting is, next time it be goin overboard. Annoying little ting it is) den me hears his voice saying he was in Washington State, wherever dat be.

Animal

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Lifts nose in the air... ruuuummmmmmmmmmm!

and the weapons have been tended to with tenderness, Captain of mine. They are all spit shined whether they need to be or not. I just needed all the rum to make sure I had enough spit!

(thank ya Aminal, ya are a good matey)

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WHAT!! NO SPIT!!!! Takes Merry in his arms and kisses her fiercely. There lass now you be moistened again.

Scupper

"That's the navy for you. Rum in the scuppers today. Blood in the scuppers tomorrow."

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Merry swoons from his kisses, limp from the firey passion of her Irish lad.

for once she is silent. The pub grows quiet in amazement.

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Merry puts her head up to blow a raspberry at Paisley, give a quick hard kiss to Scupper, and swoon again in his arms..

I am a delicate flower, not meant for the beefy strong arms and kisses that handsome and suave Scupper is giving me.. WOW what a kisser.

Looks to see if he is buying it.

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Avast there Scupper! No moistening the crewe. Diosa will be here soon to split yer gizzard. Only the Conscience gets moistened aboard the Blackheart....

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Ahoy, Master At Arms, Animal! I be kickin' yer arse if ye don't be gainin' control of the crewe. There's fratanizin, cavorting, drinkin' (without captain given permssion), and too much loose behavior. You'll be answering to Captain 'ere, MA Animal... Ye may be 3000 miles away but Captain's got very long arms of shipboard law... Straighten ye crewe up, sir, or I be lookin' for the Conscience to call on ya, and no mortal soul be wantin' that, trust me!

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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Avast there Scupper! No moistening the crewe. Diosa will be here soon to split yer gizzard. Only the Conscience gets moistened aboard the Blackheart....

TOO LATE!!

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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Psst...

Okay, Olaf...meet me out back o' the hot tub wit' a bottle.

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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I'd be doing the crewe a disservice by expecting anything else from you, Sheila dear.

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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loose as a goose.

My goose is totally loose.

How funky is your chicken??

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BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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Sheila Posted on Sep 2 2004, 04:32 PM

  shake your caboose

watch out or i'll break out my getto-booty

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**mutters under his breath, dis be reminden me o when dey damned Britishers took over me island, walks over and re-plugs the keg and rolls it back into the hold. Coming back up He addresses the Capt'n** Aye Capt'n Hurricane, de rum be secured and me has locked up dey elixir. Alright ye scurvy dogs, back ter work. Dere be sails ter mend and de deck needs ter be scrubbed clean. Dem cannon look like dey be pigeon berths. Back at it quick now and maybe dey Capt'n will order rum by dey end o de day. **rolls a barrel of water down the hold to see about the bilge**

Animal

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snaps to attention, then goes about the business of being the weapons tender, making sure all the weapons are peace tied for now.. checks her Victorias for peace tied ends.. aye. all is shiphape and Bristol fashion..

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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