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Next week I'm going to Key West for a week of plunderin'

Any good pirate shops to dally in?

"Yo Ho, all together

hoist the colours high

Heave Ho, theives and beggers

Never shall we die..."

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"I don't care who ye say you are lad, if ye say 'savvy' one more time, I'll bury this cutlass in that thick skull

of yers!"

-Captain John Young - PILF

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Stop by Fantasea Weddings shop - lots of good piratical clothing and accessories. And of course, you can't miss the Mel Fisher Gift Shop and the Jewelry store there. A good place for non-firing replica flintlocks and swords is the sponge market near the aquarium. If you're down there during the Hemingway Days celebration (July 20-23) look for us in the streets. Hint: We'll be the pirates in town.

-- Hurricane

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What days are you coming down? I'd love to have a drink at the Schooner Wharf if ya gots the time. Let me know if ye need anything.

Deadly Aim

Key West Pirate

pil'-lag-ing

It's like looting, but the shopkeeper is watching from behind some hastily contrived shelter.

Rum Wench - Pyrates of the Coast

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I think the Conch Republic store has some pirate items!!

Don't forget to buy KW Pirate a drink at the Schooner Wharf!! B)

BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE)

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Pyrates of the Coast

"Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship...

Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

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if you have loads of plunder to blow, you can always get your conch republic passport.

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Well I live in Gainesville, My wife and I are driving down to Ft Myers to meet some friends today (Thursday evening 7/15). We're taking a fast ferry ship on Friday the 16th. So we'll get there the 16th around noonish. Staying until Monday I beleive, then it's back to Ft Meyers.

"Yo Ho, all together

hoist the colours high

Heave Ho, theives and beggers

Never shall we die..."

blackwood.jpg

"I don't care who ye say you are lad, if ye say 'savvy' one more time, I'll bury this cutlass in that thick skull

of yers!"

-Captain John Young - PILF

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  • 3 weeks later...

Ye needs t'be makin' the trip t'Key West, lass. 'Tis good for the mind and body as well as the soul. 'Twill change yer lattitude fer sure.

'Tis only a short hop from Orygon - heck, I made it from Washington! You can do it, lass! Come on down to PiP and celybrate wit'yer Pyracy.com mates!

Black Skot is right - Buy KW Pirate a drink at the Schooner Wharf. Legend has it that doin' so will bring ye good luck! Many a German tourist can attest to the truth o' that rumor.

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Aye, lass! I kin hardly wait fer it meself!

Rumour has it there will be a new tradition beginnin' this year:

The First Annual "Gathering of the Bunnies"

Kinda like the running of the bulls, only a lot more fun, longer ears, and (almost) nobody gets hurt...unless, of course...

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Kinda like the running of the bulls, only a lot more fun, longer ears, and (almost) nobody gets hurt...unless, of course...

Nibbles on carrot, a long delicious wet carrot, with the green leaves attached. Delicately smells it, nibbles the end, then partakes in a piratey way..

"What??"

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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I don't have a real bunny, will my stuffed one count?

why not?? My bunny and Nigel's are both... "stuffed"

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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I don't have a real bunny, will my stuffed one count?

Argh, but Sheila dear, ye are a bunny - "Plunder Bunny!""

My bunny and Nigel's are both... "stuffed"

Ah Merry, stuffed, but there's always room for dessert!

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Black Skot is right - Buy KW Pirate a drink at the Schooner Wharf. Legend has it that doin' so will bring ye good luck! Many a German tourist can attest to the truth o' that rumor.

hmmm...me thinks me sees a legend forming....buy me a drink and good fortune will come your way...

Black Scot buys me a drink and he wins bottles of rum and lots of booty..

Nigel buys me a drink and people start handing him money...

.......forward this to 5 people and your wish will come true... :ph34r:

Key West Pirate

Deadly Aim

:ph34r:

pil'-lag-ing

It's like looting, but the shopkeeper is watching from behind some hastily contrived shelter.

Rum Wench - Pyrates of the Coast

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Aye, lass!

"No quarter shall be given!"

"I don't want no quarter. I prefer ye buys me a drink."

Now, t'find me five friends....

One, two...

more than two...

:ph34r:

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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