PyratePhil Posted May 29, 2004 Posted May 29, 2004 edit ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
BLACK SKOT Posted May 29, 2004 Posted May 29, 2004 Aw Phil......Ye gots me all fuzzy & warm inside Meanwhile.....I be listenin' to Jimmy Buffett singing....... "Why don't we get drunk and screw"! Narrrr......really....that was nice. :) BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
PyratePhil Posted May 29, 2004 Author Posted May 29, 2004 Meanwhile.....I be listenin' to Jimmy Buffett singing......."Why don't we get drunk and screw"! Aye - I could be writin' like that, too, but I been told to be a good little pyrate here... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
BLACK SKOT Posted May 30, 2004 Posted May 30, 2004 Yesssss.......ye be a good little pyrate! Thar be wee ones about. BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
PyratePhil Posted June 2, 2004 Author Posted June 2, 2004 Thar be wee ones about. WHERE?!? Bwahahahahahaha.... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Merrydeath Posted June 4, 2004 Posted June 4, 2004 I'm 5' 2'', I'm about as wee as they go. or would that be wheeeeeeee! Dang Phil, ya got a good way with words. That is just the thing I been looking for. I thank ya fer the glimpse into your little nest. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted June 4, 2004 Author Posted June 4, 2004 That be about th' size o' me lady friend, an' no mistake, each inch be countin'! Actually, m'lady, the words be not mine - they be from the poufy-shirted poet what's tied up in me hold - I find's that scribblin' types fetch a faire price at market... As the famous pyrate Alice Coopersmith once't sang, "Welcome ta me nightmare"! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
BLACK SKOT Posted June 5, 2004 Posted June 5, 2004 That Alice Coopersmith be one BLOODY pyrate too! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
PyratePhil Posted June 5, 2004 Author Posted June 5, 2004 That Alice Coopersmith be one BLOODY pyrate too! Aye, he be, bitin' heads offn' albatross an' such... ...or be that Ted Goldnugget?... No, Alice Coopersmith be the one wi' eye shadow, like that Sparrow fella... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
captscurvyscrew Posted June 30, 2004 Posted June 30, 2004 Alice Cooper as a pirate? Well, yeah it works. He does what he can in the music biz, then takes his fame, moves back home adn opens a resturaunt where he can overcharge for simple meals by promising the chance of seeing Alice int he resturaunt from time to time. He be taking loot every way he can.
PyratePhil Posted June 30, 2004 Author Posted June 30, 2004 Well, from what I be hearin', you can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant...exceptin' Alice... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Captain Goodwench Posted June 30, 2004 Posted June 30, 2004 A lovely sentimental poem, Phil, though the Jimmy Buffett song sounds good to me............. Too bad Kitten's not home right now, oh well...........a man's gotta work.... I'll just hafta amuse m'self....
PyratePhil Posted July 1, 2004 Author Posted July 1, 2004 Don't be blamin' ME fer that sedimental rubbish, m'lady - like'n I said, it be from the poofter poet down below. T'were I ta have me way, I'd be postin' such words as ta make Mr. Buffet's head spin... Sentiment...BAH...gimme blood 'n' gore anytime! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
DocF225 Posted July 1, 2004 Posted July 1, 2004 Sentiment...BAH...gimme blood 'n' gore anytime! Phyl, Please lets keep th blood and gore to a minimum here. I've had not enou rum of late to steady me hands and we're outta salt for the deck. Now where is me saw??? Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
PyratePhil Posted July 1, 2004 Author Posted July 1, 2004 Now where is me saw??? ...and th' leeches - don't be forgettin' th' leeches! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
privateer Posted July 1, 2004 Posted July 1, 2004 Well, from what I be hearin', you can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant blast yer hide ......... now I have that stuck in me nogin .
Merrydeath Posted July 1, 2004 Posted July 1, 2004 Now where is me saw??? ...and th' leeches - don't be forgettin' th' leeches! leeches? ya talkin about real ones or the ones we see in court. Hey Phillerup, ya got a new picture!! Looking good, e'en with a stuffed parrot! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
PyratePhil Posted July 1, 2004 Author Posted July 1, 2004 leeches? ya talkin about real ones or the ones we see in court. Hey Phillerup, ya got a new picture!! Looking good, e'en with a stuffed parrot! Oh, the ones in court, most definitely, m'lady... Sorry fer th' confusion - I should have just said attorneys...it's just that even the WORD "leech" sounds better than "lawyer"... And thank ye graciously fer the compliment - I'd even look good in leeches "You can get anything you want..." (Sorry, Privateer - I couldn't resist) ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
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