Cap'n Crusty Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 Because they ARRRRRR! (as told to me by my favorite four year old)..... Greetings and salutations to all. This is my maiden voyage abord this sieve. Could you hand me that bucket? I haven't quite gotten me sea legs yet. ....dances on tables when drunk......
Stynky Tudor Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 Here ya go. *Throws bucket at Crusty* And welcome aboard.
Cap'n Crusty Posted May 25, 2004 Author Posted May 25, 2004 *signals weak-handed appreciation in-between dry heaves* ....dances on tables when drunk......
Rumba Rue Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 Arrrggghhhh, yer all soundin' wet. Rumba Rue **What part of arrgggghhh didn't you understand?**
Christine Posted May 25, 2004 Posted May 25, 2004 Oh, geez, that's so bad! Welcome aboard anyway Cap'n Crusty
BLACK SKOT Posted May 29, 2004 Posted May 29, 2004 Hey............Run to the pier......the fish arrrrrrrrr hungrey!!! LOL! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
PyratePhil Posted May 30, 2004 Posted May 30, 2004 WHO be the pasty-faced rabbit-sucker what say's we be grouchy?!? A fine keel-haulin' to th' jackanape - imagine, th' nerve callin' us grouchy! Arrrrrrr!!! ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius
Grendle Posted June 3, 2004 Posted June 3, 2004 Ye just try spendin' yer days being' shot at, started or flogged, draped over a yard in a freezin' gale, yer nights with a hunnert o' yer closest mates sharin' their BO, halitosis, and swamp gas in a room no bigger'n that, awakened every couple o' hours for a turn at the watch, food from a barrel that seen better days when ye was still soilin' yer knickers, and cap all that fun off with the chance o' dying from disease, violence, ack-sea-dent, drownding or murthering crewmates mad with the grog they stole from the locker, and Ah'm guessin' ye'd be a might grouchy, too. But it beats clarkin', fer shur, and nobody get's out o' this life alive, anyway.
Captain Scurvy Dog Posted June 6, 2004 Posted June 6, 2004 Calls me Grouchy agin' and the Death Ye be facin' will make Men's Blood Run Cold fer a Thousand Years!
Cap'n Crusty Posted June 6, 2004 Author Posted June 6, 2004 Calls me Grouchy agin' and the Death Ye be facin' will make Men's Blood Run Cold fer a Thousand Years! Would ya be showin' me the color of me insides? ....dances on tables when drunk......
Redbeard Posted June 7, 2004 Posted June 7, 2004 Yarr! Pirates be grouchy because of that there pirate accent, damn yer eyes! Saying Arrgh! all day long with the correct rattle to it can really hurt the back of yer throat. After a weekend of pirate re-enactment it be days before Oi can talk proper again! Arrrgh! cough, cough. Cap'n Redbeard P.U.B.C.A.T. Piratical Union of Buccaneers Corsairs and Associated Trades
Capt. Tarkanius De Morte' Posted June 17, 2004 Posted June 17, 2004 Bucket o' rum? where? I not be grouchy less I dont find that bucket O' Rum! Capt Tark
Zephyr Posted June 23, 2004 Posted June 23, 2004 Pirates are only grouchy when they're especially pleeeesed with something (a raid, plunder, rum.....). The rest a' the time ther're just plain mean (it's a tradition at sea). They're at their best when they're mean and creative. Ye must a' caught 'em on a good day. yer not related the that clown crusty are ye sir? if ye are ye' can just put yer head in that bucket.
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