Bilgemunky Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 This is just too good: Pirates illegally join Kinderparade in Holland It seems a bunch of teenagers, members of the "American Pirate Association", dressed up as pirates and crashed a parade earlier this month. I did some digging for other stories on this, and it gets even better. It seems they were pulled from the parade by the police and fined $100 apiece for entering the parade without a permit. To pay it off they held a carwash, making enough to pay their fines with cash to spare. So they used the excess to buy a brick for the new, underconstruction police precinct - which will be etched with their name, "The American Pirate Association" for all time! Now THAT is priceless! I AM BILGEMUNKY
privateer Posted May 21, 2004 Posted May 21, 2004 that be a true pirate group. an extra tot of rum for the lot of them
Rumba Rue Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 Now that's interestin', "American Pirate Association", in Holland? First I've never heard of such an Association - is there one? And second, what are they doing in Holland? Rumba Rue **One glass short of full**
piratelassie Posted May 22, 2004 Posted May 22, 2004 EXCELLENT!!!!! Good idea fer next parade in the wee port o' Jamestown. Memorial day's comin' up....
Bilgemunky Posted May 23, 2004 Author Posted May 23, 2004 Now that's interestin', "American Pirate Association", in Holland? That would be the Holland, Michigan I AM BILGEMUNKY
Kalum Posted May 23, 2004 Posted May 23, 2004 I like these folks VERY much...reminds of the days of...er um..the stories of "The Pirate of the Delaware"
Captain Scurvy Dog Posted June 8, 2004 Posted June 8, 2004 Now that's interestin', "American Pirate Association", in Holland? That would be the Holland, Michigan hahar... that be like me ...born in bethlehem... at christmas time...
Capt. Tarkanius De Morte' Posted June 17, 2004 Posted June 17, 2004 Leave it to the new bloods to teach us old salts a lesson in Piraten Arrrr. Capt. Tark
Tall_Jack Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 ah-hoy there maties! Arrr me and me lads were searching this here "Internet" for posts about our band the APA... Those scallywaggers fined us each 100, but our Pirate carwash made 400 extra! Arr this saturday we are marching agian! this time in muskegen!
Black Hearted Pearl Posted June 24, 2004 Posted June 24, 2004 Well met Tall_Jack. So ye be saying ye one of the scallywags who plundered the parade? How's a pirate wench to know if ye be telling her the truth. What kind of treasure can ye offer up as proof? I'm guessin maybe time will tell. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.
privateer Posted June 25, 2004 Posted June 25, 2004 Arr this saturday we are marching agian! this time in muskegen! give 'em hell jack. remember ............it's only illegal if ya get caught. oh and I wouldn't plan on makeing as much money this time. osifers get REAL grumpy if they catch you a second time. have a blast !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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