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Dr. Seuss's Pyrate Tale


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Thank ye kindly, Spydre - I'll be havin' a Skull Dugger, barkeep!

'Twere a bit strange mixin' Seuss 'n' pyrates, to be sure...but then, I be a bit strange, too...too many stories and black 'n' white tellyvisions as a wee lad, don't ya know...

M'lady Goodwench...what are I to be sayin' exceptin'...may we be meetin' on the far shore...

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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RumbaRue-

Oh, DON'T be gettin' me started 'ere...I got's a bellyfull o' yokes fer ya's...

Cap't. Grey-

I be thankin' ya most kindly now. Me quill is oft mightier than me sword, tho' me sword's not half-bad... :huh:

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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Very good, sir! Ya done told us a whale of a tale, without the whale! As a Dr Seuss fan, I pound the table in yur honor. Pour ya a drink on it? (don' tell the others.. * Wink*)

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

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Very good, sir! Ya done told us a whale of a tale, without the whale! As a Dr Seuss fan, I pound the table in yur honor.  Pour ya a drink on it? (don' tell the others..  * Wink*)

Aye, m'lady, I be takin' a short draught since I be pilotin' tonight...

Here's to ye an' Capt. Scupper, and all th' Who's in Port Royal!

An' Capt. Grey - admire away, says I - the view is free! :huh:

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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PPhil sir, I can admire the view, I just can't buy or rent the land its on..

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

merrydeathsigsmall.jpg

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PPhil sir, I can admire the view, I just can't buy or rent the land its on..

M'lady-

I don't be thinkin' you'd much like ta do that anyhow...

Although the view may indeed be pretty, this property has been used by th' best and condemned by th' worst! :lol:

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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Nods.. I can see why too! Condemmed and used I mean. :lol:

Aye, I am a bit more partikular then i appear. Fer some reason Irish pirates get me heart to jumping whether I am ready or not.

Piratey Phil, just watch out fer that damned FOR SALE sign in your hiney!

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

merrydeathsigsmall.jpg

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Nods.. I can see why too!  Condemmed and used I mean.  :lol:

Ouch! :o

Aye, I am a bit more partikular then i appear. Fer some reason Irish pirates get me heart to jumping whether I am ready or not.

(In deep Irish brouge) Sure'n now, lass, would ya' be havin' a pint wi' me? (dancin' a jig...)

Piratey Phil, just watch out fer that damned FOR SALE sign in your hiney!

No, no, m'lady - THAT sign be sayin' STOP! :o ...picked it up when I lived in th' ol' Greenwich Village fer a while...

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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Hell, man, it's my ass as got the for sale sign!!! :o

Or does it say 'Kick me' ? :lol:

Hell's bells, ma'am, I can't see's it from where I be...mayhaps iff'n ye turns around and sorta shows the plot o' ground in question, we might be settlin' this little problem... :o

...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum...

~ Vegetius

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Wish i still had this in my files..but I'll retype what I remember.

( l ) -(capt)

( * ) -(old sailor)

( . ) -(virgin)

( + ) -(cabin boy)

( # ) -(ex cabin boy)

(O) -(pretty pirate)

(x) -(pyrate Phil)

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!

merrydeathsigsmall.jpg

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