Capt. Flint Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Dearest Capt W. E. Roberts... I see ye have placed another of your whimsical poems following mine about Luigi. It was very nice. So... I hereby challlenge ye to a battle of words. (and anyone else who wishes to join in ) I will duel you with poetry. Lets keep them short, and we can start when you say you accept the challenge. If you dare. We can let our fellow pirates decide wich is the better of what we write. So...... To Capt. W. E. Roberts a battle of words if you dare one with humor and whit if you care we shall keep them short without great retort unless a lack of words you despair send me your reply without the excuse of old quills or ink ran dry and if you like a true challenge then perhaps you will see that to battle in the chat room is the place to be nothing prepared or ready at hand just what your mind can produce at a stand So I will await your answer to me with words at the ready to fire at thee poetically yours..The Capt. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 My Dear Captain Flint, Your mind is quite bent But lyrics like mine Would make you sound like a swine And you'd end up rather spent. YOU'RE ON! Let the bloody games begin! ARRRRRGH! Capt. WE Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 9, 2003 Author Share Posted June 9, 2003 Ah Capt. Roberts it's so nice to see that you'll let your quill do the talking for thee my words have been sharpened and edged with great care so after this ye best be prepared for with much love and compassion that a pirate can boast I shall beat your ass from coast to coast Watch..... now I'll get writers block..... ( NEVER )...... The Capt. FAST IS GOOD, BUT, ACCURATE IS BETTER....... Wyatt Earp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 I never thought I'd see pirates dueling without a sword. what a perfectly delightful challenge,ripe with debaucherous possibilities. Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 the Lymeric is my chosen poetic form.it is short,very formal,highly rhyming and traditionally lewd-just the way I like it. here's a couple of clean ones to start the festivities. There once was a pirate named Flint Who wanted to duel for a stint His weapon was words Neither flintlock or swords A battle that's sure to imprint. And then there was a pirate named Westyn Who thought is was best to invest in Rum recipes galore Never know what's in store From the Captain who knows what she's best in. hehe Capt Weaver Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 You remember the blond pirate Westyn She's bold and can take all the jesting The pokes and the prods Of us rum drunken sods In this duel Captain Flint is requesting Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 The Captain he's fixin' to battle He's speaking of words:mere prattle ass kicking he says from the town of Jerez All the way back to Seattle. Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 My Dear Capt. Flint: From time to time, I've thought That I should, and you ought Write a good poem So no blasphemy throwin' You silly, scurvy lout! Oh, and by the way... Rum may pour; Gin may fizz. But a lady pirate Is the best there is. ARRGH! Capt. WE Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 10, 2003 Author Share Posted June 10, 2003 Round one...... With sails unfurled and pennant high the eerie black ship sailed on through nigh Her name was not spoken for her home port be hell and all trembled with fear as she sounded her bell A ghost ship..a banshee whatever you choose but don't challenge her guns for surely you'll loose So if you see the feared ship through the fog as some do with spectres on board to act as her crew Do not fire salute or wave from the shore unless the banshees scream ye can ignore Then perhaps.. just mabye if the gods ye do please then the dark black ship will leave you in peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 that was a damn good nautical ghost poem worthy of publication in any fine book or magazine with a nautical,pirate or ghost theme. AAARRRGGGHHH!!! for a job well done. and a wussy huzzah just for good measure. hehe Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 I know you know dread pirate Roberts She's brave to be here with us perverts captain Luigi you see With evil tiny and me Meaning no one can be safe in there skirts. Captain Luigi's my mate fer corruption Wherever he goes there's disruption Some cabin boys hide Others sit by his side To see who will take his eruption. Now the ladys have a similiar reaction Some are bound by glorious attraction To a pirate so versed In love making coerced And no one leaves without great satisfaction. Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Ahem, ahem... Born, was I, two centuries too late, For I am a pirate at heart. No sooner the tale was told that I wail, And wonder why it tears me apart. The North Star, she guides me, As my sails pop with might. I go sailing along, singing my song, With a smile full of charm and delight. For no one knows my longing; My fear and absolute shame. Tonight is the night, I won't have no fright, Longing for piracy and fame. I'll grapple a boat that's unguarded, And leave it a true burning mess. I'll take all the men and leave all the hens, And leave you to imagine the rest. For twenty-nine years I've been yearning, To search for glory undone. Lord knows I've tried to let my conscience guide But it's just too damn much fun. By morning, my soul will be leaving, To search for treasures unfound. To live out my lives underneath cloudless skies, And never again run aground. Arrgh! Capt. WE Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I know ya asked fer short poems,but I started writing it and just couldn't stop.there's more to the story,but that will have to wait for another time. Sir Henry Morgan and the Fall of Panama It was on a mornin' Dark and Stormin' It was december 1670, 3000 men And not one hen Lookin' fer prizes a plenty. Morgan was Captain of English and French 33 ships with bloodlust to quench Heading for rich Panama, Joseph Bradley he sent out Destroyed them all without a doubt San Lorenzo the first that they saw. Canoes up the Chagres Then the jungle:hard progress At last the city was in view, 2000 defenders Spanish contenders And the Buccaneers killed them all too Both horses and men Knew their life would soon end Murder's what they did intend, So they tried to flee From the killing spree Just a few they did not apprehend. They looted,pilaged and burned the whole town Never knowing the wealth had been taken far down In a place that was better defended, To ecquador way Where the loot would long stay Till after the battle had ended. Back in England its said That France wants Morgan's head For the piracy acts that he did, England said no To Jamaica he'd go And they knighted him instead. Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 I agree with you capt Weaver about it not being easy to keep them short...... but, thats part of the challenge. Try again.... Jolly was the roger that flew in the wind Black was the beard that grew on his chin And people trembled with fear as they sounded his name TEACH TEACH TEACH Queen Anne got her revenge when he ran her aground And Israels hands led the prizes they found so without much care he sailed the world round TEACH TEACH TEACH In Carolina he became undone But, his legend will live till kingdom come For king of the pirates he had become TEACH TEACH TEACH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 "How I Captured Blackbeard" Teach, you say, horrible was he? He'd shake in his boots at the likes of me! I'd grab him from behind, he'd scream like a girl, For he'd never seen a pirate in this whole world... To rival and demand the likes of this one! I drink and I spit and I cuss quite a sum! And walking the plank is how I'd best him, And say as he fell, "My name is Westyn!" Then drowning in brine, his whiskers deflated, Wondering how I was there, two centuries belated. I'd wave and I'd smile, "First mate, move us on!" And we'd laugh and we'd sail on into the sun. Aye, Teach was a bad one, not nice, but quite mean. A beard full of candles and eyes full of gleam. But I'd like to think that he'd regress while restin' And wonder how he was captured by a girl named Westyn! Arrrgh! Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Capt Roberts,you are just sooooooo adorable-in that rough ,tough piratical way of course-hehe great poem! aarrgghhhh!!! Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 A Pirates Love Poem She was as lovely as a ship from her stem down to her stern Her head was like the bow kept high and her stern was round and firm Her bosom heaved just like a sail billowed and full of air Her legs were just like kedge anchors that got her from there to here Her lips were like me cutlass deadly, shiny and smooth and her hips could make you sea sick by the way they swayed as she moved Her kiss was like a match to powder and would cause me cannon to fire Her embrace was like a press for you couldn't get much tighter Her passion was like me flintlock never sure but hurt the same Alas I miss my one true love I wish I knew her name Boo hoo..."wiping a tear from me eye"... Someone pass me the bottle, I need another drink.... Boohoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 13, 2003 Author Share Posted June 13, 2003 The day has come and night is here without a message from you I hear Is this the end do you surrender shall there be no more of this adventure I'll await until the morrow to see if you reply if not then the game is done and it's victory is mine The Capt....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 Oh, no, Captain Flint. You'll not be rid of me that easily. I have just started a new PT job, serving drinks to scurvy dogs. It keeps me out late. Here's my newest installment. Beware, it is quite long. "A Captive Heart" With tides on high and letters of Marque, There always was a little part Of one lady sailor, born of thunder To mesmerize, pillage and plunder. And it was on this day in 1725, She noticed that to stay alive, It meant to stop begging and bartering. There would be no more of this silly martyring! So, she threw away her king's lacy collar, And wanted no more of this pitiful squalor. She decided that she would be true to her heart, And do no more killing on England's part. So, she rolled up her sleeves and sharpened her steel, And decided not to be so demure and gentile. She summoned her crew and hoisted her sails, Never again to hear the king's wails. She set sail for Tortuga, colors in view. Maybe Port Royal, in Jamaica, too. When suddenly a ship came into sight! It was a naval commander, gleaming and bright! What was that? Who could it be? Who'd be bothering her on Christmas Eve? Who dared interfere with her chosen vocation? Wasn't like England was in strict deliberation. Who could have known, that on this trip They'd capture the captain of that naval ship? But he was wounded, bleeding, and hurt so bad, That even the captain felt rather sad. She knew that he would damn her to hell, But she stayed with him, nursed him well. He was a young soldier, dashing and brave, Who thought she was no more than a dismissible knave. But what he found out, to his very dismay, Was that he fell in love on that Christmas Day. So they married in Spring and had lots of kids, And never once told them of the things they did. For in this life, one thing is true. If you fall in love, good for you! Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captweaver65 Posted June 13, 2003 Share Posted June 13, 2003 I must concede. you both have far too much time...er...talent for me to compete with you. Capt Weaver Capt Weaver "No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. A man in jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. " Dr. Samuel Johnson Capt Weaver's Pirate Perversions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 14, 2003 Author Share Posted June 14, 2003 Ahhhh Capt Roberts... You must remember the original challenge... They are to be kept short. I see that you and Capt. Weaver have a hard time keeping that part. I never said they had to be very good, although it would be better to read good ones, but, they need to be short. With that in mind...... aahhheemmmm ( starts to sing the following) There was a mighty sailing ship called the Abigail on many a day she could be seen settin off to sail now the story goes that she was named for the captins daughter in truth it was his mistress love that he named her after. another beer and I would sing more, but, alas me throat has gone dry.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 16, 2003 Author Share Posted June 16, 2003 Capt Roberts..... I am sure that your job is the cause of your non reply. I will give you one last poem and then we shall see when we can get the challenge going again..... Lil Jacky Rackum when found great ships attacked em he always knew the way to go he earned the nickname Calico pillage and plunder were his show Lil Jacky Rackum Lil Jacky Rackum when with women he would sack em' with Anne and Mary by his side he did not have to far to ride for a wild time upon the tide Lil Jacky Rackum Lil Jacky Rackum when captured they would stretch him to execution dock he went and with three tides his life was spent now no more the seas he shall frequent Lil Jacky Rackum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted June 16, 2003 Share Posted June 16, 2003 In limerick form this time, to honor Captain Weaver: Oh, Flinty... There once was a pirate named Flint, Whose time was laughingly spent, On poetry and rhyme, With a gal with more time, Than he could possibly invent! Who knew tripe could gleam and shine? Did you actually pen that last line? I laughed a retort, At jokes of such sport, Now you're just wasting my time. Yes, yes, Captain Flint. Don't get too cocky, now. The only reason I haven't been online three times a day is because of my job. I haven't even gotten to speak with Katey! And, you'll be happy to know that I don't have to be back to work until Thursday, so keep it comin'! And, I'm also sorry to lose Captain Weaver. I loved your limericks, Cap'n, and these are for your enjoyment as well! Yours, Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Flint Posted June 16, 2003 Author Share Posted June 16, 2003 Allright me fellow seadogs... When this challenge was started, we asked that all of you act as judges. Now, we thrown enough broad sides to warrent some sort of reply. Come on now, break out those ink wells and give us a reply. Awaiting to hear from you...... The Capt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Westyn Elizabeth Roberts Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Aye, Capt. Flint. I would have to agree with you on that one. Not one single vote for either of us. I'm rather disappointed that no one else has joined in other than Captain Weaver, and now the good Captain's gone as well! JOIN IN THE FUN, LADS AND LASSIES! Capt. WE Roberts "I shall uphold my indignity with the utmost dignity befitting a person of my undignified station." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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