Merrydeath Posted April 2, 2004 Posted April 2, 2004 Take this test to see how much you have had to drink in your legal life. Drinkometer or how not to buy a boat. then see how much money you spent by bending your elbow. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Paisley Posted April 2, 2004 Posted April 2, 2004 girl....i posted this ages ago!!!! how much have you been drinking??? lol "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Merrydeath Posted April 3, 2004 Author Posted April 3, 2004 Paisley, evidently NOT enough! thanks sweets! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Patrick Hand Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 I got thirsty waiting for the beer mug to fill up, an went and had a drink first.....
Nigel Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 I can only say this.... Just one more. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Spydre Rogue Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Arrr.... Quick, git me another round; th' blasted test says I've almost won meself a Ferarri! By which I take ta mean some sort o' I-tallian corvette er other. Here's to it, me boy-o's!! -Spydre
BLACK SKOT Posted April 7, 2004 Posted April 7, 2004 Ummm......Don't have time to do this. My tankard be needin a fill! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Perkeo Posted April 8, 2004 Posted April 8, 2004 hhhmmmm........I guess I should be dead......the good thing about drinking that much is you don't remember drinking that much... Help Pyrate Minicity grow, click a link below! Pyrate Population Pyrate Transportation Pyrate Industry http://pyrate.myminicity.com/sec
Rumba Rue Posted April 9, 2004 Posted April 9, 2004 Well lets see, I've supposedly had 3466.32 drinks, spent 33276.67 buying them (except I rarely have bought, I usually get them bought for me), and I'm rated in the Homer Simpson ratio - drunk off me butt. Hmmmmm, guess I'll have another drink. Rumba Rue **To infinity and beyond!**
captscurvyscrew Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 Proud to be rated an Ozzy Ozzbourne. Of course my liver isn't very happy about this fact. Is itethicall to get a transplant just so you can start anew?
Hunting Hawk Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 I'll let ye know as soon as I'm through countin'. *holds out tankard to be filled* That's one more, I'll write it down if I kin find me quill. I think, therefor I am. Or maybe I just think I am.
The WildHair'd Wench Posted April 14, 2004 Posted April 14, 2004 Put it this way, I no longer need to physically drink to capture the feeling it brings.
Spydre Rogue Posted April 16, 2004 Posted April 16, 2004 Is itethicall to get a transplant just so you can start anew? Arr... Not only ethical, me matey; mayhaps downright necess'ry! -Spydre
Pirate Dumplin Posted April 20, 2004 Posted April 20, 2004 I rate as a homer argh but still no hangover Keep the wind to your back , and the rum full in your mug, and your mates close by your side
thepiratecaptainmorgan Posted May 2, 2004 Posted May 2, 2004 NOT NEARLY ENOUGH! (Hoist up yer Tankard!)
justinsane Posted May 3, 2004 Posted May 3, 2004 ummmm, I would post how many I have had to drink, but my tankard is empty and I have to tell my wench to go fill it up again.... I don't speak pyrate... but, arrrrrgggggghhhhhh. My wench is prettier than this wench.
Capt. Morgan Posted May 4, 2004 Posted May 4, 2004 Hmmm... I've had enough to drink in my life that my liver will be forever preserved, and I've had Marines and sailors tell me I've had too much... and seeing how my LAST drink was on my 21st birthday, well... yikes! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Creed Posted May 4, 2004 Posted May 4, 2004 I seem to rank up there with Homer Simpson on the Drink-O-Meter ... DOH! You'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one.
the Royaliste Posted May 4, 2004 Posted May 4, 2004 *Takes pulse* "Hmmm, still 'ere, by 'eck!! Must notta been near enuff yet!! " "Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho~~~~~~~~~~~~!!
Cpt. William Phoennix Posted May 11, 2004 Posted May 11, 2004 I be ratn as a Homer as well, aarr, Im a guessn that means I be I might on the drunkard side.... If I akeep agoing someday I can drink me self into a New ship im supposin, Blimey, Everyone be anown an I-tal-n Steel horse be worth as much as a tub of water N the crew quarters, aarrr but a fine ship now lass that d be a dandy. Just suppose I be fillin ye all with nother round bar keep might as well, Ol' Phoennix Needs a new ship!!! and some drunk friends to tell some tale tales to... Savy? "...Concieved by the ashes...Birthed from the Flame, The Phoennix Rises again..."
Wartooth Posted May 11, 2004 Posted May 11, 2004 By all the gods!!! According to that damn contraption ... I have had 11,063 drinks at a monetary total of over $70,800 !?!?!?!?! That's enough to drive a man to drinkin'. Well, ladies and gents ... I would gladly buy the next round, but it seems I've already spent all my coin! Wartooth
Captain Scurvy Dog Posted June 30, 2004 Posted June 30, 2004 rrrrrrrated ozzie osbourne.... bloody limey...
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