imadrunkenpirate Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Here... I got some lyrics from Capt'n Slappy! (He made it himself, and it goes te thar tune of OH SUSANA! I'M A PIRATE! by Cap'n Slappy Oh, a pirate's life is free from strife his journey to begin without a troubled, nagging wife a keepin' him from sin. I've set me sails, I've got me peg, a compass and tattoo, a parrot I call "Pauly" and a sword to run ye through. CHORUS: I'm A PIRATE! Now Don't Give Me No Sass! Or, I'll walk up right behind ye, lad, and kick ye in the ass! Thars a nor-east blowin' in me face a gail comin' this way. We'll stay right here and drink some more, ship out another day. And the wenches they do make me smile I think they bring good luck If I had me way on every day, I'd give them each a ... buck! CHORUS: I'm A PIRATE! Now Don't Give Me No Sass! Or, I'll walk up right behind ye, lad, and kick ye in the ass! We sail and sail and read our mail and then we sail some more we sail so much we haven't got time to go to the store. We got no gold we got no gems and yet we feel so free We ran out of fresh water, and had to drink our pee. EVERYBODY: I'm a PIRATE! Now Don't Give Me No SASS! Or, I'll walk up right behind ye, lad, and kick ye in the ASS!! Hope ye enjoy it! (Try NOT getting it stuck in yer head!) Much Love, Cabinlass Maggie It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted March 1, 2004 Author Share Posted March 1, 2004 ...I thought it was funny... It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Morgan Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 I love it, Maggie! Good on yer, lass, as some a me Brit pals say! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Good laffs, mate! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted March 9, 2004 Author Share Posted March 9, 2004 i thought it was cute.. lol Cabinlass Maggie It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorg Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 O course its not a sea shanty per se, but it should be checked out by anyone of twisted course. http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/ Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins... Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up.... Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be..... Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endkaos Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Zorg, That sounded just like William Hung. ~Tori Like any unmanned ship, a novice sailor will eventually steer into the wind and then in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imadrunkenpirate Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 i LOVE it! lol... kinda spooky eyes and teeth, but funny Cabinlass Maggie It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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