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Capt'n Slappy's Pirate Song!


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Here... I got some lyrics from Capt'n Slappy! (He made it himself, and it goes te thar tune of OH SUSANA! B)

I'M A PIRATE! by Cap'n Slappy

Oh, a pirate's life is free from strife his journey to begin

without a troubled, nagging wife a keepin' him from sin.

I've set me sails, I've got me peg, a compass and tattoo,

a parrot I call "Pauly" and a sword to run ye through.

CHORUS:

I'm A PIRATE!

Now Don't Give Me No Sass!

Or, I'll walk up right behind ye, lad, and kick ye in the ass!

Thars a nor-east blowin' in me face a gail comin' this way.

We'll stay right here and drink some more, ship out another day.

And the wenches they do make me smile I think they bring good luck

If I had me way on every day, I'd give them each a ... buck!

CHORUS:

I'm A PIRATE!

Now Don't Give Me No Sass!

Or, I'll walk up right behind ye, lad, and kick ye in the ass!

We sail and sail and read our mail and then we sail some more

we sail so much we haven't got time to go to the store.

We got no gold we got no gems and yet we feel so free

We ran out of fresh water, and had to drink our pee.

EVERYBODY:

I'm a PIRATE! Now Don't Give Me No SASS!

Or, I'll walk up right behind ye, lad, and kick ye in the ASS!!

Hope ye enjoy it! (Try NOT getting it stuck in yer head!)

Much Love,

Cabinlass Maggie :huh:

It'll be the rope's end for that one, me bucko.

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;););););)

I love it, Maggie! Good on yer, lass, as some a me Brit pals say!

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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O course its not a sea shanty per se, but it should be checked out by anyone of twisted course.

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

:P

Drop a kitten six feet, and she grins...

Drop an elephant six feet, and ya gots yerself a mess ta clean up....

Sometimes bein' the biggest and most powerful is the LAST thing you wanna be.....

Mad Ozymandias Zorg the Unsnottered

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