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acts of pyracy in real time....


miss adventure

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on halloween, i dressed in my finest gear, armed myself to the neck, and went out gallavanting with a few friends...

as i am a busty kinda lass, i was becoming quite annoyed with other people staring at my ample bosom uninvited-like, so i would shove me trusty pistol into their throats and make them give me MONEY!

people thought i was kidding, and i was NOT.

They paid up!

the one fellah i deemed worthy of my attentions was scared to hell and back of me, and that made terrorizing him even more fun!

i made quite a bit of money that night, and i was a complete hellion. i am sure i gave some folks pitrate nightmares.Nothing like being in a crowd of people, and yelling MOVE, and the crowd parts like the red sea!

and for some reason, the ladies love a pirate lass! i came home (in a taxi provided my the loot i had righteously plundered) covered in lipstick smooches, and even a hickey...

oh rum! demon, demon, rum.....

i stayed in character all night, and it took a few days afterwards to stop being piratey to my customers...

(oops!)

:wub:

death by miss adventure...

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Aye!!

That is fun!!

I can't wait till next party!! :wub:

I find it hard to get "out" of character when I'm off the 'boat' too.

Me says something nice and piraty and me buckos just stares at me like what yer say it way fer. Or somethin like that. Me's like oops. :wub: Back to the "real" world. Again.

Col. Hawkyns

:wub:

May the road, rise to meet you.

May the wind be always at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face.

May the rain fall soft upon your fields.

Until we meet again,

May God hold you,

In the hollow of his hand.

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arrested?!?!?

ME?!?!?!

hahahaha...i run far too fast to ever be caught...

people tend to be more accepting of my pirate ways on halloween...

my pirate mate trish and i donned our finest for a mardi gras party last week, armed to the teeth as usual...we were quite a hit!

:ph34r:

death by miss adventure...

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