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Drink up me hearties Yo Ho!!!!!!!!!!!    :o

Sail safe now!!

:o B-B-B-ut, where do we get 72' condoms in a three-pack? :o

Wal-Mart? :o

Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!

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Nope but Target does..... :)

Fine advice, but alas, I don't believe there is a 'Target' in Marin County, either...But you can get Napa wine most anywhere!....'excuse me sir, some Chardonnay while your clothes are in the dryer?'...... :o

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'excuse me sir, some Chardonnay while your clothes are in the dryer?'...... :o

Ahhhhhhhhhhh a little *spin* while ye shops?? :o

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:o B-B-B-ut, where do we get 72' condoms in a three-pack? :o

Er...Cap'n? I think that be a...ahem... custom order...

:o:o:o:o:o

ROLLINGONTHEDECKLAUGHINGMEBLOOM"NARSEOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well said Penny, well said!!! (In his dreams!) :)

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:o B-B-B-ut, where do we get 72' condoms in a three-pack? :o

Er...Cap'n? I think that be a...ahem... custom order...

:o:o:o:o:o

nice well said :o

'Do not be afraid to dream, for out of such fragile things come miracles'

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I be needin to meet the fine gent needing a 72' custom order condom. I think it must be a "seein is believin" kinda of thing. And ifin, ye don't measure up...I will forgive ya. :lol:

~Black Hearted Pearl

The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails.

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I be needin to meet the fine gent needing a 72' custom order condom. I think it must be a "seein is believin" kinda of thing. And ifin, ye don't measure up...I will forgive ya. :lol:

Forgive him????

Good Gods woman, I think we ought to 'ave him bronzed!!!! :lol:

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I be needin to meet the fine gent needing a 72' custom order condom.  I think it must be a "seein is believin" kinda of thing.  And ifin, ye don't measure up...I will forgive ya.  :huh:

Forgive him????

Good Gods woman, I think we ought to 'ave him bronzed!!!! B)

This is soooooo bad but,

I've heard of glass ones, but bronze? That's interesting. B)

~Black Hearted Pearl

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B)B)B)B) ROTFLMAO!

:::In tears::::Ooooooh, my... hehehehe.. What a hoot & a riot. Careful with the mounting, as horrible as that sounds.. ::Winces:: B)

So much for the movie casting calls. B) We've our own little casting call here & fun party. B)B)

I'm with Black Hearted Pearl there.. but then again... I'd do one of 2 things... cringe & run... or gasp, pass out, wake up & give the gent a blue ribbon! B)

B)

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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But ladies!!!....

Think of all the *squeeling* when he's dipped!!!

(Love ya I do Capt'n......) B)

Squeeling? I think it may be more along the lines of Screamin. Unlessin of course, ye use the "lost wax" method of bronzing. B)

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Hot wax....

Hot Bronze...... One is just shinier then the other!! B)

Your call ladies!

(Wow... talk about REALLY bad eggs!!) B)

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This sounds like a job for the plaster caster twins! OOps I 'm showing my age!  B)

Aye, they were a 'fun' bunch!!...Had 'em 'do their thing' in Boulder once back in the day....Jeessh!....Was hell to get the stuff outta pubes!! B)

..........And 'o course us sailors would choose bronze!

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..........And 'o course us sailors would choose bronze!

Then BRONZE she be!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahoy, Black Pearl!! Make ready wench... the man has chosen his poison! B)

Bad eggs, hard boiled eggs... B)

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(Ahem).... Well now, sturdy barrel is all well and good but...I'm suppose'n it's really all about how good the *sight* is isn't it??

No good if'n the thing canna hit it's target now is it? B)

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