Rumba Rue Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 I see, we have another who wishes to be someone else......ok whoever you are here regularly, have at it. I'm in the mood for some good wrenching in bed, what do you say?
Tartan Jack Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 Never thought of Tartan Jack as short, green or with pointy ears. hmmmm Only if "short" is 6'2" and over 200 pounds . . .Now that description sounds more like what I was thinking. lol It was just the speach pattern ...but you knew what I meant, either that or you have been under a rock for a good 30 years ...I didn't look ...aer you even that old? Edit: I looked, you are ...barely Picts coming in near future. I just need time to finish the cuffs on my shirt . . . -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina
Capt. Sterling Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 Rumba tis another gent wishing to have a speech impediment. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Sebastian Ellis Seymour Posted June 23, 2009 Author Posted June 23, 2009 "My dear Ssssterling!! Ssspeech impediment... How dare you Sir!" "Why I, i, oooohhh." I stamped my foot.
Capt. Sterling Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 **buries face in hands. Lets out a deep, heart wrenching sigh** Why me God? Why?? "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Silken Jack Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 **buries face in hands. Lets out a deep, heart wrenching sigh** Why me God? Why?? No doubt because English-speakers are foul heretics and soulless murderers, as a rule. Or I suppose it could be a family curse. But that is certainly no reason to lack good cheer in the enjoyment of pleasant company. Come, Captain, mayI buy you a brandy? And I'd be happy to assist your sibilant sycophant with snifter of the same. Anyone for a game of Dix Mille? ( Rattles dice.)
Animal Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 **buries face in hands. Lets out a deep, heart wrenching sigh** Why me God? Why?? Because you're the infamous Capt. Stirling, that's why. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
Capt. Sterling Posted June 23, 2009 Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) **buries face in hands. Lets out a deep, heart wrenching sigh** Why me God? Why?? No doubt because English-speakers are foul heretics and soulless murderers, as a rule. Ah ye are confusing the English with the French.... Besides, sir, I be a Virginian first... Edited June 24, 2009 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Capt. Sterling Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 **buries face in hands. Lets out a deep, heart wrenching sigh** Why me God? Why?? Because you're the infamous Capt. Stirling, that's why. Animal Now, now Animal... I am famous... the bad guys are the infamous folk... oh ... wait... we are the bad guys.... I have got to stop listening to Capt. Spike... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Sebastian Ellis Seymour Posted June 24, 2009 Author Posted June 24, 2009 Well Sssssterling sssir, I know the work you do for the crown issss clossse to heroic. Pleassse let usss join our French friend in a brandy... mmmm? And to you Jack of ssssssssilk, you call me ssssssycophant again and it shall be more than wordssss to dessscribe my dissspleasure. Sssso in order to keep the peace and only because you ssssseeem to be a man of quailty. (and of similar interests)
Capt. Sterling Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 And to you Jack of ssssssssilk, you call me ssssssycophant again and it shall be more than wordssss to dessscribe my dissspleasure. Aye Silken Jack, beware of the fop, he'll drown ye with them "sssss" of his.... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Sebastian Ellis Seymour Posted June 24, 2009 Author Posted June 24, 2009 Oooooooh! Sssssssterling!! You may yet feel the ssssssting of my glove before thisss issss out. I can't help the way I talk.
Jack Roberts Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Oi Capt'n do I need to step in and show this peacock some manners?
Capt. Sterling Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) Be my guest... I have a rendezvous with his wife... she's always volunteering to keep me happy and loves sleeping in my tent... now I know why.... Edited June 24, 2009 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Sebastian Ellis Seymour Posted June 24, 2009 Author Posted June 24, 2009 Well my dear Capt'n I do appriecate you taking her off my handsss for awhile. It cssssertainly allowssss me to enjoy more of what the area hassss too offer.
Capt. Sterling Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 Good then we are in accord... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Tartan Jack Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) How did everyone fit into that small of a Honda? Must be a "clown car" . . . Edited June 24, 2009 by Tartan Jack -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina
Silkie McDonough Posted June 24, 2009 Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) No doubt because English-speakers are foul heretics and soulless murderers, as a rule.Not so, however most here in the new world have a way of fouling the English language and murdering grammer ...as a rule. Edited June 30, 2009 by Silkie McDonough
Rumba Rue Posted June 30, 2009 Posted June 30, 2009 How did everyone fit into that small of a Honda? Must be a "clown car" . . .
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