Sebastian Ellis Seymour Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 The drunk's putrid stench assails my delicate senses as I step over his prone figure in the doorway. The smell only intensifies as I enter the loathsome establishment. Reaching for my kerchief I exclaim, "ssterling?!?!? Why on earth are you even here?" As I survey the landscape I begin to pity the people here but it is only a fleeting sympathy. "Well ladiesss and, gentleman, if you can even be called that, my name is ssSebastian Ellisss Sssseymour." " I am in ssearch of a Captain Sssterling? Have any of you filthy mongrels ssseen him?" "Ooh, isss my mooch falling off?" I exssclaimed patting said mooch.
Lily Alexander Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Welcome to the pub Sebastian. Captain Sterling frequents this establishment quite often so I'm sure you will meet in time. Now tis customary for new members to buy the first round. I'll have some champagne if you please. If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/
Sebastian Ellis Seymour Posted June 18, 2009 Author Posted June 18, 2009 Well, well mistress Alexander, your slightest touch always demands attention my dear. BARKEEP! A bottle of your finest champane please. If you have anything of that quality here.
Cheeky Actress Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 (edited) Mistress Lilly McKinney takes her favorite chair near the window and spots Sebastian Seymour from the corner of her eye. "Do my eyes deceive me? It that truly you Sebastian!" She says turning towards him. "How long has it been? Last I heard you were venturing about Barcelona. Mistress McKinney motions the two of them to take a chair at the table. "You look for Captain Sterling? I'm sure he will be here soon enough…but in the meantime," She said motioning the barkeep to bring the bottle of champagne to their table. " Did you bring back something wonderfully delicious? Tell me all about your journeys? Is it true what they say about Spaniards?" Edited June 19, 2009 by Cheeky Actress Member of "The Forsaken"
Reginal S. Killingsworth Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 From the other side of the room, a ill-fitted man, a shadow of what he once was, notices the stranger enter the pub with a flourish. Reginal raises an eyebrow to the new visitor once he asks for Sterling by name. "I dare sssay you've come quite far if you wish to ssseek out a man such as Ssterling." He stands from his chair and looks towards the clourfully attired man at the window table. "Regnial Killingsworth, of Warwick and North Hamptonshire." It was then Reginal glanced up and down at the Fop. "I see you favor last year's fashion. Pitty. I am sure you've been abroad far too long to be up on the lates fashions here." It is the cause, it is the cause, my soul. Let me not name it to you, you chaste stars, it is the cause.
Black Syren Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Ahoy Sebastian and welcome to the pub http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
Animal Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 The drunk's putrid stench assails my delicate senses as I step over his prone figure in the doorway.The smell only intensifies as I enter the loathsome establishment. Reaching for my kerchief I exclaim, "ssterling?!?!? Why on earth are you even here?" As I survey the landscape I begin to pity the people here but it is only a fleeting sympathy. "Well ladiesss and, gentleman, if you can even be called that, my name is ssSebastian Ellisss Sssseymour." " I am in ssearch of a Captain Sssterling? Have any of you filthy mongrels ssseen him?" "Ooh, isss my mooch falling off?" I exssclaimed patting said mooch. ***Animal looks up from his place on the floor near the door*** Oi!!! Watch where ye be steppin' in them fancy shoes, mate. Less ye be not wearin' dem long. ***gets up from the floor, swatting huge cloud of dust and flies off him*** Lilly me dear, did me ears 'ear right?? Dis bloke be buyin'??? Me be 'avin" a mug of Jamesons if ye please. ***rubbing his hand that was stepped on*** By de by, wot the 'ell is a mooch?? I 'ad a friend who was a mooch once but ye couldna be wearin' the big lug. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
Lily Alexander Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Why thank you dear Sebastian. Aye, Animal darlin', you heard me correctly. Please pull up a chair and join me with your Jameson. There should be quite the show when Sterling arrives. If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/
Animal Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 Aye, lass. Always ready to spend some time wit me favorite redhead!!!! Wot de show start???? Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
Lily Alexander Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 You are most kind my fuzzy friend. Perhaps Sterling is delayed by one of his mistresses again. If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/
Animal Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 One of them??? Probably more like all of them Such a loverlylass as I've ever seen. More champagne??? Oi, Ray!! Another bottle o yer finest fer the lovely redhead here. Put on the new blokes tab. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!!
Capt. Sterling Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 (edited) One of them??? Probably more like all of them Animal Animal....shhhhh.... what they don't know, will help me live a lot longer... Edited June 19, 2009 by Capt. Sterling "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
oderlesseye Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 (edited) Oderlesseye looks and thinks this Fop Sebastian may have a full purse and surmises that he ...well ye go figure.. Welcome to the Pub ~ eagh eagh Edited June 19, 2009 by oderlesseye http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
LadyBarbossa Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 A hearty welcome to ye Sebastian. Tis a pleasure. An' apologies for m' short welcome. Tis a tire Lady I be. Raincheck fo' that drink, aye? ::points over yonder::: I believe ye be lookin' for th' particular said Captain? ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
thunderbuster Posted June 20, 2009 Posted June 20, 2009 I a new bilge rat so I'll mins myself and observe form the dark corners and learn...but ahoy to all in the establishment
Silkie McDonough Posted June 20, 2009 Posted June 20, 2009 Last I heard you were venturing about Barcelona."Don't you mean Barthalona Lilly?" Silkie knows his game. "Mister Seymour!" She daintily presents her hand out to the young fop knowing the rules.
Sebastian Ellis Seymour Posted June 21, 2009 Author Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) "Ahh mistressss McDonough." I gently bend down and caressss her hand with one sssingle peck. "And pleassse forgive my my lack of presssence. I've been indisposssed as of late but never fear I'm feeling much better now." "Mistresssss Barbossssssa, we shall chat when you have more time." "Mr. Eye, What be your pleassssure sir, I will purchassse it for you my friend. BARKEEP! Another round of champane for everyone here." "Now Barcssselona, ahh those Ssssspainards. It was quite a town. I enjoyed my time there for sure." Edited June 21, 2009 by Sebastian Ellis Seymour
Pew Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Dear Lord. Where's th' twins when ya need 'em? , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair."
Tartan Jack Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) In a dark corner booth a figure in Scots plaid waves his hand low in the air . . . "See me, you do not." Then pauses and follows with, "Welcome you know you are. Pull up a stool and join the fun you will." Edited June 21, 2009 by Tartan Jack -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina Â
Silkie McDonough Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Never thought of Tartan Jack as short, green or with pointy ears. hmmmm
COUSIN ROBBIE Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 (edited) SEBASTIAN!!!!!!!!!! OH SEBASTIAN!!!!! COUSIN JOHNNY!!!!! HEY HERE HE IS!!!!!!!! YOU SAID HE WAS HIDING IN THE BROOM CLOSET BUT HERE HE IS RIGHT IN PLAIN OL SIGHT. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU HEY DID YOU KNOW THE POOL WE WERE AT THE OTHER WEEK MADE 15 NEW RULES JUST BECAUSE OF US!!!!!! WHO WOULD IMAGINE SUCH A THING WHY COUSIN JOHHNY SAID IT WOULD BE OK IF WE PLAYED IN THE DEEP END HE SAID IT WAS A HECK OF A LOT DEEPER THAN THE GENE POOL SO WE SHOULD BE OK BOY WAS HE WRONG HEY HAVE YOU SEEN DUNCAN OR DUTCH THEY TOOK OFF RIGHT AFTER THEY COUGHT THE TREE ON FIRE COUSIN JOHHNY WAS UPSET AFTER THAT ONE LET ME TELL YA Edited June 21, 2009 by COUSIN ROBBIE
Tartan Jack Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 Never thought of Tartan Jack as short, green or with pointy ears. hmmmm Only if "short" is 6'2" and over 200 pounds . . . -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina Â
Kian McBrian Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 *walks from his place next to the fire toward the new gentleman and in a think Irish accent says* Greetin's Sir. I'm Kian McBrian. Tis a please ta meetcha. Please have a round on me. *Turns back to the bar* Barkeep..a pint of the black stuff if ya will for your man here and a shot for the rest of the pub on me tab!" *Turns back* "Have a seat sir. Make yerself feel at home" Half Moon Marauders Irish Diplomacy... is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.
Silkie McDonough Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 (edited) Never thought of Tartan Jack as short, green or with pointy ears. hmmmm Only if "short" is 6'2" and over 200 pounds . . .Now that description sounds more like what I was thinking. lol It was just the speach pattern ...but you knew what I meant, either that or you have been under a rock for a good 30 years ...I didn't look ...aer you even that old? Edit: I looked, you are ...barely Edited June 22, 2009 by Silkie McDonough
Capt. Sterling Posted June 22, 2009 Posted June 22, 2009 SEBASTIAN!!!!!!!!!! OH SEBASTIAN!!!!! COUSIN JOHNNY!!!!! HEY HERE HE IS!!!!!!!! YOU SAID HE WAS HIDING IN THE BROOM CLOSET BUT HERE HE IS RIGHT IN PLAIN OL SIGHT. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU HEY DID YOU KNOW THE POOL WE WERE AT THE OTHER WEEK MADE 15 NEW RULES JUST BECAUSE OF US!!!!!! WHO WOULD IMAGINE SUCH A THING WHY COUSIN JOHHNY SAID IT WOULD BE OK IF WE PLAYED IN THE DEEP END HE SAID IT WAS A HECK OF A LOT DEEPER THAN THE GENE POOL SO WE SHOULD BE OK BOY WAS HE WRONG HEY HAVE YOU SEEN DUNCAN OR DUTCH THEY TOOK OFF RIGHT AFTER THEY COUGHT THE TREE ON FIRE COUSIN JOHHNY WAS UPSET AFTER THAT ONE LET ME TELL YA Aye which reminds me, I have a new beach "ball" fer ye to play with but only in the deep end of the pool... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
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