Kilted Eric Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Avast ye scally wags! I be Kilted Eric, but you can also call me the Skirted River Pirate! I have been a fans of pirates for a very long time. Since moving to the Port of Seattle, I have found and falling in dirty love with the Seafair Pirates. I even have had an interview with the crew. I found this place of ill repute by the one you call Tartan Jack, I know him from a kilt related board. A little aboot me: I am 32, living in Seattle with my wife and 3 year old boy. I am a tour guide in the Pike PLace Market area. I am also a white water river guide (thus the Skirted River Pirate). I grew up in southern MN. I look forward to meeting you all, and having way more fun than I should be allowed. Kilted Eric Kilted Eric the Skirted River Pirate In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. - From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tartan Jack Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) GREAT! You made it over here. You'll have fun. Just watch out for some of the lasses . . . They tend to try and kilt-check as much as possible. Oh, and I am honored to be the first to welcome you! Edited May 28, 2009 by Tartan Jack -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina
Black Syren Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Indeed welcome to you and beware the lasses abouts..some of them be partial to kilts I hear. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
LadyBrower Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 Welcome, and don't you be listening to Mr. Jack, the "lasses" of this pub happen to be the most proper ladies. I'll have a jack on the rocks if you please, I'm in a feisty mood now, indeed! And While I "sip" it, do tell me exactly where in MN you came from. I lived in Chanhassen for a spell and my Mother and brother still reside near Saint Paul. Cheers! Cook and Seamstress to the Half Moon Marauders Lady Brower's Treasures, Clothing and other treasures Hell Hath No Fury like the Wrath of a Woman... No that's it. She doesn't need a reason. www.myspace.com/halfmoonmarauders www.myspace.com/faerienoodle
Kilted Eric Posted May 28, 2009 Author Posted May 28, 2009 I hailed from Faribault MN. But around the year 2000 I sailed to Washington state. I am much happier in Seattle. Kilted Eric the Skirted River Pirate In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. - From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
silas thatcher Posted May 28, 2009 Posted May 28, 2009 welcome !! spicy bloody mary ,if you please :)
LadyBarbossa Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Oooooo... a kilted one. Fancy them kilted gents. Wild ones they be, too. Welcome to th' Pub, Eric. Tis a grand pleasure t' have ye here at this fine establishment. Do enjoy th' friendly carousin'. Originally from th' midwest ye hail? Ahhh, ye be in good company with some of us still landlocked from this region. And hope ye find good fun with th' Seafair Pirates. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Kilted Eric Posted May 29, 2009 Author Posted May 29, 2009 I never knew the call of the sea until moving to Seattle. Now, when the wind blows just right, or I see the sun set over the Puget Sound, I know I cannot leave. Well that and my wife would skin my behind. A bonny lass she be. :) Now as far as the kilted ones being a bit wild, I'll keep my tongue in my mouth and say nothing to the effect. Now where did I put my flask? Kilted Eric the Skirted River Pirate In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. - From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Capt. Sterling Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Another Scot...welcome to the pub, Sir. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Kilted Eric Posted May 29, 2009 Author Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) Ahh, Captain, well, the truth be told, I am but a goof ball in a kilt. Now my lass is mostly Irish, but I am mostly German. But I won't hold that against ye! And Thank you to all who said hi! Seems like a nice place here. Humm, I still can't find my flask. Bullocks, I am in a Pirate forum 5 minutes and all ready some bugger walks off with my flask! Edited May 29, 2009 by Kilted Eric Kilted Eric the Skirted River Pirate In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. - From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Commodore Swab Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Cool flask, here ye can have it back. I found it for ye unfortunatly it be empty.
oderlesseye Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Welcome Ye kilted man,...To be sure..Ye must warn us when ye embark to go aloft! http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Rumba Rue Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Had to look twice - thought it said 'killed Eric' and was thinking you had friends moving bodies or something..... Well I'll jest have to find my 'Kilt Inspector' badge just for you! Welcome to the Pub!!!
Graydog Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Had to look twice - thought it said 'killed Eric' OMG He Killed Eric! You Bastard! Welcome to the pub, lad. Say, if ye be serving a round fer all the lads and lasses I'll be helpin ye out by holding yer purse fer ye. Tis not a bother, the least I could do for such a kind fellow. Fair winds, -Greydog Why am I sharing my opinion? Because I am a special snowflake who has an opinion of such import that it must be shared and because people really care what I think!
Silkie McDonough Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Are the Scot's invading? I have always appreciated a well turned calf so bring on the kilts! Welcome good Eric!
Commodore Swab Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Had to look twice - thought it said 'killed Eric' OMG He Killed Eric! You Bastard! Welcome to the pub, lad. Say, if ye be serving a round fer all the lads and lasses I'll be helpin ye out by holding yer purse fer ye. Tis not a bother, the least I could do for such a kind fellow. Fair winds, -Greydog Don't you mean "He killed Eric, You Hero!"
sutlerjon Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Aye welcome to ye, and don't be fooled when Rumba Rue said she hadda look twice ...... she was lookin' up your skirt! She does that so she can see your undies, but I learned a trick ...... gets her everytime ..... don't wear none! Seattle, eh can ye get us a good deal on coffee? Self Promoter Jim Pirate Gear oldsutlerjohn.biz American Civil War oldsutlerjohn.net
Kilted Eric Posted May 29, 2009 Author Posted May 29, 2009 A good deal on coffee? Coffee, salmon, chocolate, spice, coffee, beer, coffee, beer. I can get very good deals! Just be warned, I don't mind a quick peek up there, but my missus might. And she is full blood white water river rat. Kilted Eric the Skirted River Pirate In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea. - From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tartan Jack Posted May 30, 2009 Posted May 30, 2009 Are the Scot's invading? I have always appreciated a well turned calf so bring on the kilts! Welcome good Eric! Um. Yes. I was part of a recon unit . . . -John "Tartan Jack" Wages, of South Carolina
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