MadL Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Cream Pie Cannons! Seltzer Water Flintlocks! Cotton Candy shooting Blunderbuss'! Size 34 Bucket Boots! Tiny bathtub ships that carry Dozens o' them!! KILLER CLOWN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brig Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'll get the axe. Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kate Souris Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'll be with the hawt chick with the axe....hiding behind her likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I'll bring the giant jar of cold cream.....find out who they REALLY are! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 17, 2009 Author Share Posted February 17, 2009 Nay, axes will not stop them! Cold cream will not expose them! Must bring Sox, Dirty Sox! Th' smellier th' better they say! ...they need them for t' fuel their tiny Clown Ships! but beware th' Sock Gnomes, th' Sock Gnomes 'n th' Killer Clown Pirates from Outer Space have been at war fer many a generation now, each try'n t' claim control over th' Great Socky Way in space!! ...I think they both be Asian ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Sophia M Eisley Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Heh, I missed that movie on the Chiller network last night (minus the Pirate). Come to think of it, Pirate versions of those creepies might've been better. Perhaps we'll meet again under better circumstances. ---(---(@ Dead Men...Tell No Tales. Welcome, Foolish Mortals... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (edited) KILLER CLOWN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE!! Batten down the hatches, mate, and aim for the nose! Remember to dodge the pies and watch out for the popcorn. If you see a ventriloquist with your best mate on his knee, run like hell. Edited February 18, 2009 by Thequartermaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Alexander Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Oooo, I have a source for smelly socks. If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brig Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I have a wee bebbe at home...forget axes...dirty socks...I'm bringin' the dreaded, the feared, the loathsome- ICKY DIAPERS!!! Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 ICKY DIAPERS!!! "Holly Cripe Capt'n!! We Be Hit'n Zero t' Warp Speed 5 Nano Secs!!" ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 ICKY DIAPERS!!! "Holly Cripe Capt'n!! We Be Hit'n Zero t' Warp Speed 5 Nano Secs!!" Holy Sh%$... they've gone to plaid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 18, 2009 Author Share Posted February 18, 2009 ICKY DIAPERS!!! "Holly Cripe Capt'n!! We Be Hit'n Zero t' Warp Speed 5 Nano Secs!!" Holy Sh%$... they've gone to plaid! Ye mean they be Scottish Killer Clowns From Outer Space?!!?? It's Worse Then I Thought!!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Ohhh, nooooo.........SHEEP JAM!!!! (Now, that means chaotic stupidity....so stop what other thing you were thinking! ) ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 (Now, that means chaotic stupidity....so stop what other thing you were thinking! ) ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Red Cat runs away screaming... Clowns! ack! I HATE clowns! nononono! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 Red Cat runs away screaming...Clowns! ack! I HATE clowns! nononono! 'that' from th' species what will naught step outside without first put'n their 'face on'?? And WHAT IS in all them jars women?!!? ....uh, wait, perhaps that be a mystery best left Unsolved ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Heh... don't need jars... however I agrees...many women could double as masons Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Holy Sh%$... they've gone to plaid! But you can't "clash" plaid..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Red Cat runs away screaming...Clowns! ack! I HATE clowns! nononono! Clowns be evil, creepy, and ugly! Put them all in a big cage, and let them slap-stick each other to death! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 19, 2009 Author Share Posted February 19, 2009 but...but...creepy clowns just want love'n too .....just befer they Suck Yer Brains Out!!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 .....just befer they Suck Yer Brains Out!!! With a crazy straw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 Red Cat runs away screaming...Clowns! ack! I HATE clowns! nononono! Clowns be evil, creepy, and ugly! Put them all in a big cage, and let them slap-stick each other to death! *hahaha* better then chase'n girls with a dead cat on a string! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk the QM Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 *hahaha* better then chase'n girls with a dead cat on a string! Well played sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 I think that little kid lives next door to me! Leaves his ciggarett butts all over the road. Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Demon clown-child from hell......... ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 *hahaha* better then chase'n girls with a dead cat on a string! Well played sir 'n it be funnier t' watch then tying plastic baggies t' th' cat's feet and lighting a whole pack o' fire crackers tied t' it's tail. ....uh, that twas 'before' it died o' course ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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