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Cream Pie Cannons!

Seltzer Water Flintlocks!

Cotton Candy shooting Blunderbuss'!

Size 34 Bucket Boots!

Tiny bathtub ships that carry Dozens o' them!!

:rolleyes::rolleyes::o

KILLER CLOWN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE!!

:rolleyes:

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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I'll bring the giant jar of cold cream.....find out who they REALLY are! :rolleyes:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Nay, axes will not stop them! Cold cream will not expose them!

Must bring Sox, Dirty Sox! Th' smellier th' better they say!

...they need them for t' fuel their tiny Clown Ships! :rolleyes:

but beware th' Sock Gnomes, th' Sock Gnomes 'n th' Killer Clown Pirates from Outer Space have been at war fer many a generation now, each try'n t' claim control over th' Great Socky Way in space!!

...I think they both be Asian :rolleyes:

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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KILLER CLOWN PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE!!

Batten down the hatches, mate, and aim for the nose!

Remember to dodge the pies and watch out for the popcorn.

If you see a ventriloquist with your best mate on his knee, run like hell.

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ICKY DIAPERS!!! :blink::blink:

:blink:"Holly Cripe Capt'n!! We Be Hit'n Zero t' Warp Speed 5 Nano Secs!!"

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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ICKY DIAPERS!!! :ph34r::ph34r:

:ph34r:"Holly Cripe Capt'n!! We Be Hit'n Zero t' Warp Speed 5 Nano Secs!!"

Holy Sh%$... they've gone to plaid!

:ph34r:

Ye mean they be Scottish Killer Clowns From Outer Space?!!??

:ph34r:It's Worse Then I Thought!!!

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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:ph34r: Ohhh, nooooo.........SHEEP JAM!!!!

(Now, that means chaotic stupidity....so stop what other thing you were thinking! :ph34r: )

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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Red Cat runs away screaming...

Clowns! ack! I HATE clowns! nononono!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Red Cat runs away screaming...

Clowns! ack! I HATE clowns! nononono!

:lol: 'that' from th' species what will naught step outside without first put'n their 'face on'?? :lol:

And WHAT IS in all them jars women?!!?

....uh, wait, perhaps that be a mystery best left Unsolved :lol:

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Heh... don't need jars...

however I agrees...many women could double as masons :lol:

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help....

Her reputation was her livelihood.

I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice!

My inner voice sometimes has an accent!

My wont? A delicious rip in time...

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Red Cat runs away screaming...

Clowns! ack! I HATE clowns! nononono!

Clowns be evil, creepy, and ugly! Put them all in a big cage, and let them slap-stick each other to death!

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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:unsure: but...but...creepy clowns just want love'n too

.....just befer they Suck Yer Brains Out!!! ;)

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Red Cat runs away screaming...

Clowns! ack! I HATE clowns! nononono!

Clowns be evil, creepy, and ugly! Put them all in a big cage, and let them slap-stick each other to death!

KillerPirateClownsFromOuter.jpg

:unsure:*hahaha* better then chase'n girls with a dead cat on a string! :huh:

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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:unsure: I think that little kid lives next door to me! Leaves his ciggarett butts all over the road. Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Demon clown-child from hell.........

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

RAKEHELL-1.jpg

You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry

Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog

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:P*hahaha* better then chase'n girls with a dead cat on a string! :P

Well played sir

'n it be funnier t' watch then tying plastic baggies t' th' cat's feet and lighting a whole pack o' fire crackers tied t' it's tail.

....uh, that twas 'before' it died o' course :P

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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