Calico Ann Rackham Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 For a short time before Elvira hit the scene, we had one down this way that called himself Dead Ernest. He didn't last long. He hosted the Friday Night Frights from his coffin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Misson Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 (edited) No Gore? (Can we lose Bruckheimer too?) http://weblogs.variety.com/bfdealmemo/2009/07/marshall-steering-disneys-pirate-ship-.html Edited August 3, 2009 by Raphael Misson “We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” –Carlos Casteneda "Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." — Voltaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Hearted Pearl Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I couldn't resist mates. Don't have me keelhauled. It's all in jest. ~Black Hearted Pearl The optimist expects the wind. The pessimist complains about the wind. The realist adjusts the sails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 No one is signed to direct as of yet. They are talking to more then one person so... soon as I am free to tell tales I 'll keep ye all in the loop. Also.... about casting. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSatan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 The last two screen plays were so gawd awful. I don't really care if there is a fourth film or not. As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Yeah, true enough... however they still make money, load's O'money, so more movies there will be. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Looks like serious casting will begin in September... Once I find out who will be wrangling the extra's (If it's not the same folks) I'll post it here. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainSatan Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 (edited) Maybe the producers learned their lesson with Dead Man's Chest? And they will not start filming BEFORE they even have a script (lol)! Edited August 4, 2009 by CaptainSatan As we say in Ireland let's drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our liver and kills us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gothic Blacksmith Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 (edited) As an ametuer historian who also is a bit of a nerd, albiet a young'un at 21, let me throw in my two pence. Yes, the glaringly obvious hisrorical innacuracies made me cringe. By the second and third movies, the story had decayed from a swashbuckler into a love-trinagle special-effects laden shipwreck with plot holes large enough to sall a galleon through! Davy Jones' locker was not the mind-numbing horror which would scare any pillaging blighter back to their church/synagogue/mosque/temple and begging for absolution. It was SAND. I was half expecting one of Captain Sparrow's alternate personalities to randomly pop up and exclaim: "We can't stop here! This is BAT COUNTRY!" Don't even get me started on the wench, er....I mean...the late Honorable Governor Weatherby Swann's daughter. I'm all for strong female characters, but unless you're Grania O'Malley and you've been on the account since you were sixteen, the idea of this woman suddenly becoming a SUCCESSFUL pirate captain is pushing it. While women are fully capable of acheiving such status, the truth of the matter is that a woman like Elizabeth would not be able to command a crew, let alone an armada and expect the lads to take her seriously. Now, say, if she spent several years at sea building muscle and garnering an actual reputation other than the woman who seems to have the kiss of death, I could believe it. Her pep talk was too late in the game, as was Will's evolution from novice pirate to Captain of the Dutchman. In fact, Will's character was pitifully shoved into the wayside with the whole love tringale/double-crossing/revenge plot. That character had untapped potential. However, I must say that Captain Barbossa was amazing. (Yes, I am in fact female) Edited August 19, 2009 by The Gothic Blacksmith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 I still wanta see 'Jack Sparrow meets American McGee's Alice'! Perhaps Jack, on his way t' find th' fountain o' youth in that li'le dingy, could get suck'd down a maelstrom where he finds he'm self in a demented world with sirens 'n a Cheshire version o' a Sphinx 'n a big hookah smoke'n sea serpent! Then Amphitrite could run around scream'n "T' Th' Locker With He'm!!" 'n they could play underwater croquet with seahorses they hold upside down by their tails! Now I Would Stand In Line Fer That!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gothic Blacksmith Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 I still wanta see 'Jack Sparrow meets American McGee's Alice'! Perhaps Jack, on his way t' find th' fountain o' youth in that li'le dingy, could get suck'd down a maelstrom where he finds he'm self in a demented world with sirens 'n a Cheshire version o' a Sphinx 'n a big hookah smoke'n sea serpent! Then Amphitrite could run around scream'n "T' Th' Locker With He'm!!" 'n they could play underwater croquet with seahorses they hold upside down by their tails! Now I Would Stand In Line Fer That!! MAHAHAHA! I choked on my rum-and-hot apple cider on account of yer post! An' maybe there will be honest-to-goodness vampires. None of this sparklepire nonsense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commodore Swab Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Aye tis hollywood at its finest (actually that might be the totally wrong word), although I almost dies laughing about "bat country" but as a sailor myself being stranded in sand with no wind is hell . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 MAHAHAHA! I choked on my rum-and-hot apple cider on account of yer post! Well that what ye get 'n that what ye deserve; waist'n good rum like that. Next time pour th' cider in a Separate glass!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 MadL..... If that new picture of you taken on the HMS Surprise?? Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 MadL..... If that new picture of you taken on the HMS Surprise?? Aye Iron Bess, that it be! I arrived early 'n ....well, procured th' fine ship, HMS Surprise, fer me own ...but then th' blaggards made me give her back actually I had arrived early t' fulfill a promise t' a CGI modeler friend o' mine at www.renderosity who has already made a fine 3D computer model o' this fine ship, however he had no reference photos o' th' top deck and...well, it twas ALL WRONG!!! Not even had a poop deck did it, 'n th' ship's wheel sat down on th' main deck it did!! So, I arrived early, took several photos o' th' deck before everyone else got there and covered her over with their bodies 'n lust. I even took some shots below deck fer he'm, 'n in return he gave me a copy o' his current ship model and will send me th' update once he gets t' it. He even sent me he's model o' th' Black Pearl...which also be not perfect....but hey, 'Free' be a price that a pirate can live with ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1stMate Matt Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I still wanta see 'Jack Sparrow meets American McGee's Alice'! Perhaps Jack, on his way t' find th' fountain o' youth in that li'le dingy, could get suck'd down a maelstrom where he finds he'm self in a demented world with sirens 'n a Cheshire version o' a Sphinx 'n a big hookah smoke'n sea serpent! Then Amphitrite could run around scream'n "T' Th' Locker With He'm!!" 'n they could play underwater croquet with seahorses they hold upside down by their tails! Now I Would Stand In Line Fer That!! MAHAHAHA! I choked on my rum-and-hot apple cider on account of yer post! An' maybe there will be honest-to-goodness vampires. None of this sparklepire nonsense! Vampires?? Now your talkin! -1st Mate of Pirates Magazine -Bladesmith/Owner of That Works Studio http://youtube.com/thatworks thatworks.shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 MadL..... If that new picture of you taken on the HMS Surprise?? Aye Iron Bess, that it be! I arrived early 'n ....well, procured th' fine ship, HMS Surprise, fer me own ...but then th' blaggards made me give her back Sweet.... VERY sweet! Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Hey, MadL, doncha know you're supposed to take what ye can, and give NOTHING back! Pyrate!!!! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Hey, MadL, doncha know you're supposed to take what ye can, and give NOTHING back! Pyrate!!!! but...but...they threaten'd t' take away me rum rations fer a Whole Week if I did not give her back! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Hey, MadL, doncha know you're supposed to take what ye can, and give NOTHING back! Pyrate!!!! but...but...they threaten'd t' take away me rum rations fer a Whole Week if I did not give her back! *whimpy! Whimpy! Whimpy!* Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ransom Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Know anything about sea turtles? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadL Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Aye, I know bout sea turtles....They Bite!!! ...'n I have no hair upon me back either Hey Iron Bess, I will gladly pay ye Thursday fer a rum today! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raphael Misson Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Aye, sea turtles. Everyone's thinkin' it, I'm just sayin' it. Oh, and let me stick this in here to save Iron Bess the trouble: “We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.” –Carlos Casteneda "Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." — Voltaire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyBarbossa Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 However, I must say that Captain Barbossa was amazing. Oooo... :: Jabs thumb at Gothic::: I likes this 'n already! :) She's done got on m' good side, she has. hehehe... Whoa... wait. Vampires? :::looks at Bess with scared eyes::: As long as Michael Bay is NOT directing PotC 4, I think we should be fine. I don't think it would be wise to have Jack Sparrow running from explosions in every minute! Crossin' m' fingers, swords an' pistols hopin' for Rush to return as Barbossa. Hey, a Lady can hope! LOL... oh, good one, Mission. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Bess Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Hey Iron Bess, I will gladly pay ye Thursday fer a rum today! SOLD!! (Then you'll owe ME ice cream!) Whoa... wait. Vampires? :::looks at Bess with scared eyes::: As long as Michael Bay is NOT directing ~Lady B As far as I now they have not asked Michael bay. Life is good. Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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