Captain Drake Flint Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Ahoy yer fellow seadogs... I wer searchin' tis tavern high n' low but wer unable t' find evidence of Pastafarianism! If yer wish to discover fer yerself sail over t' Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or wikipedia If yer ship be gettin' repaired I will spare me time t' giv' yer the basic jist... "The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a parody religion founded in 2005 which protests the decision to require teaching Intelligent Design as an alternative to biological evolution" Now tis may not be soundin' like yer mug of rum one of th' main beliefs of us Pastafarians is... "According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Pastafarianism says that they were in fact "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, and adds that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history." Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19." Also.. "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s." Now I be warnin' yer all, us Pastafarians get spat on by landlubbers who take us, an' themselves, far t' seriously; just yer be readin' th' hatemail on th' website t' see! I by no means preach t' yer as I 'av the up most respect for any person, landlubber or pirate, who honour thar own personal beliefs so I won' be avin' no arguments on tis 'ere board... yer will just be makin' yerself look a fool! Arr, yer be 'avin enuff ov me ramblin' on... let us know what yer be thinkin'... The Feared and Ruthless Captain Drake Flint "YARR! Roaming the seas, I take what I find; gold, wenches and mead, the pirates life is mine!" Heavy Metal Pirate Brotherhood + nunc est bibendum +
Ransom Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Who knew? I love the pirates vs global warming theory. I may have to get that T-shirt. Ramen to all! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red-Handed Jill Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 I've even seen cars with Flying Spaghetti Monster symbols (like the fish symbol for Christians.) The movement is spreading... And more power to 'em!
Misson Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Ahoy yer fellow seadogs...I wer searchin' tis tavern high n' low but wer unable t' find evidence of Pastafarianism! You must not have looked very hard... https://pyracy.com/forums/index.php?showtop...lying+spaghetti The topic was just running under false colors - it's a pirate tactic. Ah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster...the religion for internet users with too much time on their hands. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” -Oscar Wilde "If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted is really true, there would be little hope of advance." -Orville Wright
MadL Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Pirates evolving from fly'n meat balls 'n pirates evolving from fish? POPPY COCK!! Why e'ry knows that Neptune be yer father 'n Venus be yer mu'ther, when they made love they spawned a school o' little fish people who then like little tadpoles they sprouted legs 'n took t' ship 'n land - THAT is the mak'n o' pirates! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Merrydeath Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 I believe.. in the blessed Gemele.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Red Cat Jenny Posted May 14, 2008 Posted May 14, 2008 I don't want anything with a "noodly appendage" anywhere near me * shudder * Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Hester Posted May 16, 2008 Posted May 16, 2008 Damn. I shoulda paid more attention to this thread and then I'd have done better on the "Know Your Pirates" second quiz. [Hint, Hint!]
Hawk the QM Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) From Wikipedia: On December 2005, Bobby Henderson received a reported USD $80,000 advance from Villard to pen The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson said he plans to use the proceeds from the sale of the book to build a pirate ship, with which he may travel the world in order to convert heathens to the Pastafarian religion. The book was released on March 28, 2006 My only question is, did he actually make a pirate ship? ~ The QM p.s. WWFSMD? Edited January 31, 2009 by Thequartermaster
Quartermaster James Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) We believe that humans evolved from pirates. Consider that humans share around 95% DNA with monkeys, and more than 99.9% DNA with pirates. Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Edited January 31, 2009 by Quartermaster James
Ransom Posted January 31, 2009 Posted January 31, 2009 As a devout follower, I concur....... ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
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