MadL Posted January 14, 2009 Posted January 14, 2009 Finally! The historical Voyages Of Captain Drake come t' th' telly! This Saturday night at 9pm (8pm for ye middle kiddies) on th' SciFi Channel! SEE, I Told ye I saw a Sea Monster when we set sail aboard th' American Pride last summer - It T'was NAUGHT Th' Rum!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
LadyBarbossa Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Damnit, ye mad man.. ye posted b'fore me. :) Aye, saw the advertisement while watching Ghost Hunters International. It looks interesting. Loosely based off Drake's voyages, though they stated they were true. Hahaha, sea creatures and sorcoresses don't seem all to real to th' actual adventures of Captain Drake. We shall see how it goes though. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
MadL Posted January 17, 2009 Author Posted January 17, 2009 Hahaha, sea creatures and sorcoresses don't seem all to real to th' actual adventures of Captain Drake. We shall see how it goes though. ~Lady B Well ye just sail with a haul full o' rum 'n opium, then see how many sea creatures 'n sorceresses ye run int'!!! We had a whole herd o' wing'd pink elephants follow us int' port after an outing with The Pirates Charles we did!! 'n I swears one o' them had on Oakley blade sunglasses too! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Lady Cassandra Seahawke Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 AHHH, Adrian Paul...now he be a FINE cabin bo....ummmm ahem....pirate type....heehee. Lady Cassandra Seahawke Captain of SIREN'S RESURRECTION, Her fleet JAGUAR'S SPIRIT, ROARING LION , SEA WITCH AND RED VIXEN For she, her captains and their crews are.... ...Amazon by Blood... ...... Warrior by Nature...... ............Pirate by Trade............ If'n ye hear ta Trill ye sure to know tat yer end be near...
Poopdeck Pappy Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 Well ye just sail with a haul full o' rum 'n opium, then see how many sea creatures I'm going to be watching with just as much rum and only 1/4 the opium. BATTLESAIL
MadL Posted January 18, 2009 Author Posted January 18, 2009 That twas NAUGHT th' true Capt'n Drake!! Th' Capt'n Drake I knew would have taken fruit from th' Tree O' Knowledge in order t' obtain knowledge o' obtain'n fruit from th' Tree O' Life rather then depend'n on dumb luck. Then he would have use'd more o' th' fruit from th' Tree O' Knowledge in order t' obtain more riches 'n live happily ever after surrounded by dancing wenches 'n much rum. *Phetwoooie!* ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
LadyBarbossa Posted January 18, 2009 Posted January 18, 2009 Ye have t' admit, it was entertaining. Though some of it was second rate, it's still some fun period style romp if ye can swallow yo'r pride and fussiness on period accuracy. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
MadL Posted January 19, 2009 Author Posted January 19, 2009 Aye, I like's th' Princess' escape, me thinks pirate princesses should escape more often! *run t' strategically place more rope by all th' tower windows* ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Poopdeck Pappy Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 I was very diappointed bad CG, poor plot, and not enough action. BATTLESAIL
Blackbead Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 I saw some of it and I have to say I agree, for the most part, with Pappy. If there's nothing else on, I'd watch it again. But I'd have to be really bored to do so. And it held such promise, too! Ah, well, anything to keep the genre on its legs, I suppose! "In the end, it's not the gold that sets our sails, 'Tis freedom and the promise of a better life That raises our black flags."
MadL Posted January 19, 2009 Author Posted January 19, 2009 Awh com'on, just because they did naught bother t' render out th' last battle scene (notice all th' shots what had no textures?!!?) But it had th' Captain Drake's daughter's escape scene!!!! ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
erisblackrose Posted January 19, 2009 Posted January 19, 2009 Was there a plot? I was just watching Adrian Paul. Bad or predictable plot. Its one of those movies that is so horrible that you got to see how it ends. Just think- remember ICE Pirates in the 80's. But it was entertaining on a snowy night. ERIS Welcome to my nightmare.... I have embraced my inner magpie. OOH SHINY!!
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