LadyBarbossa Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Anyone that trashes my bears gets it! :::whips out sword and pistol::: M' late Great Grandma (God bless her) made both of them for me. One of them being a homemade Care Bear - Tenderheart. Again... touch th' bears... YE DIE! :::le sigh; Brings in several pounds of Cookie Dough::: I'm realizing more and more WHY I am not married and now part of me is taking it quite well and glad. Damnit, where are the GENTLEMEN! Got word yesterday about my Cousin in Kentucky in a Domestic Situation to the point Divorce in emminant. Another Cousin may be Divorced, too. :::Shakes head::: the Hubbies of both cousins are absolute BOYS! They may be older, they may be men, they may have almost everything... but they sure as hell do NOT have what it takes to be a good man! Oh, it infuriates me. Ok... Enough with that. Men suck! Plain and simple. Men suck. :::Cookie dough around; several bottles of wine; Chocolate alcoholic truffles and bonbons:::: So, ummm... not sure what more t' do other than enjoy some good conversation with some of ye ladies. Porn? Oh... I won't even go there on that either. :::Evil looks to men::: Twisted *(#@*&$*(@!&^*@(*)$#&*#@... ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 10, 2009 Posted February 10, 2009 Come now...ferget yer man troubles! There's shrimp on the barbie frou frou drinks and we wont worry what they cost.. Island pedicures and a sugar scrub Today is for indulging the gerl in us Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
LadyBarbossa Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Ooo.. make mine a mango margaurita. Mmmm... oh, those are SOOOO good! Fabulously made at a local Mexican restuarant. Love 'em. Blame my sis for getting me hooked on those. Course can have some Tequila Rose.. HYPNOTQ... other wild drinks. Yeah... I suppose. Forget th' gents... but... ::: brings in a big box of alcoholic truffles:::; Mmmm, oh, are these good! I got them ALL the time... well, that was BEFORE the Flood though. Done deal, Jenny. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Black Syren Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Yum A Peach or Watermellon Margarita for me..and definitely one of those pedicures! Im sorry to hear that Lady B but not all men are like that. Just like not all women are bad. Well besides us being wicked and naughty I mean..lol *Enjoys the sun on her face and that relaxingly divine pedicure* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
Mae Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Mae shuffles in with a pillow and blanket under one arm, blinking sleepily. Sorry I'm late lovelies....I blame Brig. The world stands out on either side No wider than the heart is wide. ~E. Millay
Brig Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Brig kicks Mae in the rear as she follows her in. Don't believe anything she says. Older twins lie...they just can't help it. It's science. What's all this about frou frou drinks? Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel
Black Syren Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Welcome Mae and Brig..come and join us as we indulge ourselves. Sides Twins and a Syren are sure fire trouble..did I mention I like trouble? Red Cat Jenny even brought us goody bags!!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
Hawk the QM Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Welcome Mae and Brig..come and join us as we indulge ourselves. Sides Twins and a Syren are sure fire trouble..did I mention I like trouble? Red Cat Jenny even brought us goody bags!!!! Now what would be included in this pirate goody bag?
Hester Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 I never had a teddy bear either. I had a racoon. lol I had a giraffe. But I was rather confused as a toddler by exotic animals and didn't understand the difference between a giraffe and a kangaroo, so I called him 'Pogo'. Pogo's neck broke from too much lovin'. So my mom performed surgery on him, opened up a seam, inserted an empty toothpaste box to stiffen his neck, then sewed him back up again. Actually, she had to perform this operation several times over the years. LOL
Hester Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Jenny reaches into a few of the paper bags with brightly colored tissue .... "Ok close your eyes and reach in and then say what you got" Oooo.... a Stuart Townsend cut-out doll! Complete with authentic 18th century garb, or leather pants and slashed-sleeved see-through shirt for that glam-punk look: Thanks, Jenny! P.S. Thanks for the shrimp & frou-frou drinks too!
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 11, 2009 Posted February 11, 2009 Anytime Hester! She hands Hester a giraffe made of sticky marshmallows and dripped in dark Lindt decadence. Ooh garb dressup dolls? whee! Jenny opens another bag and peeks in "whoahhhh * giggle * I'm savin this for Valentines day! " she hands the bag around for the others to peek in. Hey...twin...ones older?..hmmmmm You gerls come on over for mini smores! You can make them identical. Now where is that waiter? I sent him for the rest of the goodies in the hold! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Brig Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Smores! Thank ye, lady! C'mon, Mae...here's your chance to put your mad chocolate-dipping skills to good use. Oh, how beautiful it used to be Just you and me, far beyond the sea -Nightwish Alice Mason, Crewe of the Archangel
Mae Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 All's fair in love and chocolate....if it's not attached, it's getting dipped! The world stands out on either side No wider than the heart is wide. ~E. Millay
Red-Handed Jill Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Speak for yourself - some things that are attached (so to speak...) can get dipped. Heh.
Mae Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Speak for yourself - some things that are attached (so to speak...) can get dipped.Heh. Jill, let's date. The world stands out on either side No wider than the heart is wide. ~E. Millay
Hester Posted February 12, 2009 Posted February 12, 2009 Oooo... chocolate fondue with evil twins ... hurray! Brig & Mae: You girls know how to party!
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 So...anyone bring a movie or interesting article from Cosmo? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Silkie McDonough Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 nada ...brought my new aqua pillow though ...that should pack a wallop in a pillow fight ...too bad I can't lift it ...I am limited to lifting 10 lbs or less until the pinched nerve is better.
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 Well just plop down on that aqua pillow, have a cheez puff or some smores and grab one o these lightweight bags and see what you got Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Silkie McDonough Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 (edited) For starters ...I put my arse on this far too expensive pillow then I deserved to be hit with it ...tis fer m'neck when I sleep. Silkie plops down on a very large moss green, ultra suade, bean bag chair ...chiropractor is going to have my hide for that Takes the green bag with the golden yellow tissue and pulls out ... "I can't pull that out here!" her blush spreads from her cheeks to cover her entire face as she reexamines the contents of the bag. Hu .... Wha ... Jenny ... Silkie pulls out a belaying pin. Edited February 16, 2009 by Silkie McDonough
Red Cat Jenny Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 Everyone laughs as Silkie blushes. Hmmm anyone find a movie yet? Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
sutlerjon Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 I red too far ( trips trying to back outta here fast) Crap, now I'm gonna feel squirmy an' such when I'm turnin' them pins on the lathe! Oh wait, the capitalist in me see's a new market ...... dare I say it? ...... Oh, Crap, I dare ...... openin' up Sorry, sometimes I blurt out what's on my mind Self Promoter Jim Pirate Gear oldsutlerjohn.biz American Civil War oldsutlerjohn.net
Silkie McDonough Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 Good lawd! I was going for the laughs. You had to take it further. On that note ...read a book once where a darning egg was used ....hay! HE went there. Silkie grabbs another bag ...thinking let it be a DVD ...
sutlerjon Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 Dear Lord forgive me ..... But I can't resist a "layed an egg" crack... (darn) Self Promoter Jim Pirate Gear oldsutlerjohn.biz American Civil War oldsutlerjohn.net
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