Dutchman Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 well it finally happened. i was watching an episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter and have decided thats what i want to do when I grow up. I want to be a Pirate Hunter Bounty Hunter!!!!!! Why I can run around with an uber cool pepper ball gun with a really bright tactical light and a can of crowd mace just like him!!!! even though Im not a convicted fellon and CAN carry many weapons because my boss says so, unlike Dog. and after I catch the nefarious Pirate Hunters, I can give them a little sermon and cry so they know it will be okey dokey! It will be good for ratings. I wonder if i can get Grace into spandex and ride shotgun with me??? Sterling and his cronies wont have anything on me!!!!!!!!! And immediately after this revelation I remembered a conversation I had with Capn Jim down at PIP about slings on a blunderbuss....................... well here it is. my super cool tactical crime fightin pirate hunter huntin blunderbuss! yes kiddies you too can own one of these!!!! the world is safe now!!!! Pft.. Dog the bounty Hunter- my aunt gertrude!!!!!. he's lucky noone has capped his goofy tail yet!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannibal Chrispy Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I am really glad your on our side! Oh you have a safety inspection ribbon, so please carry on! Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 But, the badge... on the tricorn... "Badges? we don' need no steeenking badges!" (Blazing Saddles) :angry: And I gotta get a laser fer me 'buss too! That is waaaay to cool! Bo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutlerjon Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 don't forget you gott call 10 kinds a' m*^%$#@$%#g scum sucking s&%#t thru a straw etc. ad naseum BEFORE you cry an' tell 'em it'll be okay. Hey maybe you even get Grace to act as bait to trap 'em! Self Promoter Jim Pirate Gear oldsutlerjohn.biz American Civil War oldsutlerjohn.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Sterling Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Right then you have way too much free time on yer hands, get yer arse back to my house and learn how to make a proper waistcoat! "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Roberts Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Here ya Dutchie just for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) jack ...contrary to what some think ...he doesn't walk on water. Edited January 8, 2009 by Silkie McDonough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Hey... now all you gotta add ter yer weaponry is..... An Authentic Stainless Steal Pyrate Ninja Katana..... then you could really kick a$$... there was a thread someplace in the Pub, from when I was looking fer one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jim Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Excellent Dutchie! And you're right, I'm so surprised no one has capped DTBH before now. From my perspective he's way careless, out of shape and tends to walk right into situations that don't lend themselves to walking out of. Dumb lucky or what? Scripted maybe? My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callenish gunner Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) Dutch!!!! That is just so wrong on so many levels ..... you have violated the unstated condition of sale of that blunderbuss .....Put Down the WEAPON! and step away with your hands on your head ....DON'T MAKE ME GRAPE SHOT YOUR *SS WITH THE 12 POUNDER!!!!! Now go stand with your nose in the corner!!! ;) Edited January 8, 2009 by callenish gunner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silkie McDonough Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I am sure Gracie hasn't tired of looking at your butt yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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