MadL Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 (edited) I got arrested; turns out there be a law against hunt'n reindeer with black powder in yer back yard on Christmas morn in Port o' Los Angeles! Down at th' prison th' Constable he ask'd me "Now what would make ye think it t' be ok t' hunt reindeer in these parts?" So I told 'em "The voice in me head o'course" Th' Constable then ask'd me "Does this voice in yer head always speak t' ye lad?" "Nay" I explained t' he'm "Sometime it yells 'n screams so I must tell it t' use it's Inside voice..." Th' Constable t'was stunn'd, he proclaimed "Begad Man! Ye be as consummate a addlepate as there ever was! Now me own voice in me head be scream'n I should lock ye up fer good so as t' protect th' good citizens o' this town!!" I told he'm "Ye should tells yer voice in yer head t' use it's Inside voice..." With that they toss'd me back out in street, said somethin' bout naught want'n t' endanger th' other prisoners.... Marry Christmas All!! ....was that a reindeer o' there?!!? Edited December 25, 2008 by MadL ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Captain Jim Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 Let that be a lesson to us all: listen to the voices in yer head, but never let them get rude. Right now mine is whispering, "You really NEED a blunderbuss...Really." Now my wife dissagrees...what to do, what to do... My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
Black Syren Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 Psstt! Listen to th' voice in yer head! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't)
Hawk the QM Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 (edited) Psstt! Listen to th' voice in yer head! Yaaaar, agreed edit: I'm very glad they released you MAdL. It would really piss me off if I had to deal with your paper work the day after x-mas. Edited December 26, 2008 by Thequartermaster
Capn Bob Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 Well, what be more important...the Voices or yer wife? Aye, the rules be sayin' the wife is always right, but we'm pyrates, scupper me...what use have we for rules? Especially the rules we didn't make up ourselves... Let that be a lesson to us all: listen to the voices in yer head, but never let them get rude. Right now mine is whispering, "You really NEED a blunderbuss...Really."Now my wife dissagrees...what to do, what to do... Damn, thats sharp!
mojito Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 Let that be a lesson to us all: listen to the voices in yer head, but never let them get rude. Right now mine is whispering, "You really NEED a blunderbuss...Really."Now my wife dissagrees...what to do, what to do... every since i fired Braze's blunderbuss the voice in me head has been sayin' the same thing. a blunderbuss me thinks would be a mighty fine birthday gift to meself. mojito ps listen to the voices
MadL Posted December 27, 2008 Author Posted December 27, 2008 Let that be a lesson to us all: listen to the voices in yer head, but never let them get rude. Right now mine is whispering, "You really NEED a blunderbuss...Really."Now my wife dissagrees...what to do, what to do... every since i fired Braze's blunderbuss the voice in me head has been sayin' the same thing. a blunderbuss me thinks would be a mighty fine birthday gift to meself. mojito ps listen to the voices A me hardie! Wives be a plenty, ye can swap them, ye can mail order them, ye can even bid fer them on th' Ebay wench block these days. But th' voices in yer head be there fer a life time, ye be stuck with them ye be. But remember, there be no need t' waist good oil on a wheel what squeaks, just replace it! So, I says Listen t' th' voice in yer head, if th' wife nags then tell her 'bout th' "squeaky wheel" ~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock! So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!
Cannibal Chrispy Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 Hmmm...lessee here blunderbuss+wife+squeaky wheel+birthday=........hmmm....... IT BE A MESSAGE FROM THE GODS, I NEED A WHEELLOCK BLUNDERBUSS, FROM MY WIFE, ON MY BIRTHDAY! Now will someone please tell my wife not to offend the gods! Illustration courtesy of Patrick Hand, and his Pyrate Comix. To see comic in it's entirety, click below http://pyracy.com/index.php?showtopic=13374 All rights reserved.
Patrick Hand Posted January 6, 2009 Posted January 6, 2009 Hey.. I'm hopelessly single.... so yer on yer own fer that one......
Captain Jim Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) Things like this do not help me ignore the voices... And yes Mojito, that is Braze's 'Buss. I need to get one of these and take it down to the skeet range. Edited January 7, 2009 by Captain Jim My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
Patrick Hand Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Look at the muzzle flash... Remember how much fun you were havin' NOW show that picture to your loving Wife, tell her how much joy it was to fire.... She will understand...... <Remember, there is a reason why I'm still single.......>
Capn Bob Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 I dunno...this time o' year, it be kinda hard to find any mosquitoes, at least in these parts...and they're a bit on the small side...not much meat on them skeets... Now, if ye be shooting Texas skeets...I could relate stories about them critters... Things like this do not help me ignore the voices... And yes Mojito, that is Braze's 'Buss. I need to get one of these and take it down to the skeet range. Damn, thats sharp!
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