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So we be into this thing called new media now(that's what Hollywood be calling the stuff we all put up on the internet) and I wanted to share with all of ye, that is all of ye who haven't heard me braggin already - and if ye have heard me afore, sit down, grab a grog and listen again!!

GROGS ALL ROUND!!

So, there be this Princess Priscilla, who be a Pirate as well as a Princess. She has a crew of Beautiful Buccaneers and they all live on Ailouros Island where they are periodically ambushed by a band of Putrid Pirates. The fighting is fierce, but funny - and appropriate fer the guppies as well as adult pirates. The entire first season be LIVE! there so go take a gander at the antics oh these lovely swashbucklers!

And Today we are introducing the newest membarrr of the population - Jean Le Jean-Noire-Oire - a pirate lost in the Bermuda Triangle only to find himself washed up on a beach on Ailouros Island.

I hope you enjoy arrrr tales of fancy and fighting!

Thanks! ARRR!

Fearless Leader

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and appropriate fer the guppies as well as adult pirates.

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I hear tell from one who know that in Bermuda th' women don't wear no clothes! B)

...uh :rolleyes: , wait, maybe that was Australia

that be correct, it be Australia, Botany Bay t' be exact ; tell Jean Le Jean he need t' keep sail'n!!!!

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Looks like some frolicsome fun on Ailouros Island, O Fearless Leader!

But ya forgot the first rule of internet pimping: Give 'em a live link!

http://pirateprincessproductions.com/

(The pirates here be so fuddled with grog that they're lousy navigators. Ya can't rely on them washing up on your shores just using their own map & compass.)

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:blink: A compass 'n a map???

I Knew I was forget'n somth'n!!!

:lol: Why look'ee that! I HAVE been go'n in circles!!!

.... :lol: bloody'ell, gonna take a librarian t' make heads 'er tails o' these glyphics on this har compass thingy!!!

Edited by MadL

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Arrr! Thankee, Hester for the Internet Pimping lesson!!! We be pirates so I figure pimping be part of the deal!LOL - Arrr.

Jean LeJean be back again today at Ailouros Island. Today his discussion be on arrr favorite subject - GROG!!!

He is assisted in this here endeavor by his skinny friend - Yoric!

Just go to:

http://pirateprincessproductions.com/ and click on the French flag at Bathing Beauties Beach!

Enjoy! And please let us know what ye think. Thinkin be important!!

Fearless Leader

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Eye like all the Glitt-Arrs better...Jean LeJean was in the dark...he was!

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As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words:

"My treasure to he who can understand."

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Jean LeJean be back again today at Ailouros Island. Today his discussion be on arrr favorite subject - GROG!!!

He is assisted in this here endeavor by his skinny friend - Yoric!

Just go to:

http://pirateprincessproductions.com/ and click on the French flag at Bathing Beauties Beach!

Enjoy! And please let us know what ye think. Thinkin be important!!

Fearless Leader

It's a good thing Italians paint fer they surely can't fight,

'n where are th' Frenchmen, they like brandy t' th' sea.

Well we'll drink t' th' capt'n 'n we'll drink t' th' crew

'n we'll drink t' th' ladies of easy virtue

SO RAISE UP YER GLASSES AND RAISE THEM HIGH

Cuz we won't leave th' Inn til th' bottle is dry!

Well it look like the bottle is empty and the song is at an end;

LET'S GET ANOTHER BOTTLE AND SING IT AGAIN!

We'll drink t' th' capt'n 'n we'll drink t' th' crew

'n we'll drink t' th' ladies of easy virtue

SO RAISE UP YER GLASSES AND RAISE THEM HIGH

Cuz we won't leave th' Inn til th' bottle is dry!

;)

Sorry mates; had a song stuck in me head....

it's out now...

;)

Edited by MadL

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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  • 4 weeks later...

ARE YE READY? THAR BE A NEW SERIES PREMIERING FROM AILOUROS ISLAND!!!! COME ONE! COME ALL!

Tonight at midnight, West Coast USA time, our new series, MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE will premiere on http://pirateprincessproductions. com.

And the Pirate Princess actually gets to talk to you in this one! She answers questions that our crew mates on the Pirate Princess site send in on our Scuttlebutt forum. And you'll get to meet our ship's steward, Stella Starboard. She be a feisty wench, ta say the least.

She's an awful cook, and doesn't mix the grog right - but she can sword fight better than any other pirate ever born!

So head on over thar to pirateprincessproductions. com sometime after midnight - or tomorrow if ye've had too much grog ta stay awake and take a gander. Then please let me know what ye think.

If you've got yer own questions ye want answered, then sign up on our Scuttlebutt to let us know and we'll get it in the next time!

Please tell yer friends about it if ye like it - AND tell yer enemies about it if ye think it stinks! HAR!

Thanks everybody and have a great weekend! ARRRR!

Fearless Leader ;)

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Eye did not see any Spleen Busting Rum sword swinging cannon firing wenches!

Just a Princess needing a spanking! LoL...

Oh Ello thar..eagh eagh...

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As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words:

"My treasure to he who can understand."

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:rolleyes: A message in a bottle?!!?

Might this be th' pirate equivalent t' scribe'n a wenche's phone number in th' captain's head? <_<

"For a good time sail 33°24'S by 70°40'W then drop anchor!"

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~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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  • 1 month later...

Ahoy, all ye crazy pirates!

Just wanted ta pass on the word that we've got episode 7 of Messages in a Bottle live at http://www.pirateprincessproductions.com! Set yer helm in that direction and stop in to watch. Episodes 1-6 be thar as well so hang out fer awhile and enjoy!!

GROGS ALL ROUND!!!!

Fearless Leader

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These are all fun, keep 'em com'n!

Gilligan's Island fer Pirates!!

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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We wants t' see some more o' th' Princess with her motley crew o' shrews taken advantage o' them addled upstarts! :(

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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Aye! That be the plan, but the treasure chest be a bit empty at the moment. We'll be shooting our way to Season 2 of Perils of the Pirate Princess very soon!!!

Have ye signed up on our scuttlebutt forum yet? We have a great time gossiping with everbody on thar!

ARRR!

Fearless Leader

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Aye, I did sign up....I think... :lol:

but twas from work, at a time that all chaos broke out, then I lost th' map 'n me compass.....been too stubborn t' stop 'n ask fer directions ye know B)

I will have t' pull int' port 'n retrieve me password!

~All skill be in vain if an angel pisses down th' barrel o' yer flintlock!

So keep yer cutlass sharp, 'n keep her close!

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