New Pirate Movie - WHEN??

[MadL]

We already gots our selves two Blackbeard movie pictures, one Yellowbeard movie picture, naught two but THREE Capt'n Jack movie pictures, 'n a whole host o' Capt'n Hook ones; now they say they be fix'n t' make yet another Capt'n Jack picture what moves.

But what 'bout someth'n real, what 'bout one we can relate t'? How 'bout a nice family moving picture what tells o' a wholesome story like:

"Little Red Ride'n Wench 'n th' Big Bad Pirate"

like th' one our mu'das use'd t' read t' us as wee little snipes, just befer crack'n us on th' noggin with a rum bottle t' put us t' sleep, ye knows th' one; that one where th' sexy grand daughter o' Calico Jack 'n Marry Reed goes skip'n down t' th' docks for t' catch a ship 'n sail out t' her dear ol' grandmuda's brothel on Devil's Isle 'n take her a basket full o' goodies; some hard tack, home made salmagundi, smok'd salmon 'n oysters, rum balls, a fresh case o' everready batteries. But as she made her way t' th' dock her already torn 'n tatter'd skimpy little red skirt gets snagged on th' dagger o' dirty ol' pirate what be hang'n t' a road post in a drunk'n stooper. Feel'n ill 'bout tear'n th' sexy young wench's torn 'n tatter'd red skirt, th' dirty ol' pirate offers t' sail th' lass out th' island where her grandm'das brothel be and.....well, that be all I can remember fer that be th' part where me own mu'da would wack me o'er th' noggin 'n head out th' back door till morn.

I sure wish they would make that movie picture, I would sure like t' know what happen'd next!!

It be 'bout time fer a pirate movie what be rated: Arrrrrr!

[blackjohn]

It fits. Think about it. That's pretty much what Little Red Riding Hood is all about. There's a cool and rather lengthy entry for LRR in wiki...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Red_Riding_Hood