Scarlotte the Harlotte Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 What do you do with a drunken sailor earliy in the mornin'! HAPPY NEW YEAR MATEYS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 2, 2004 Author Share Posted January 2, 2004 Aye, but we did have a confusin' and boisterous conversation or two happenin' on various Pyratey Cel Phones!! We talked to Olaf, and WenchWife #1, and Lollipop, and someone else....hm.... I even comandeered one from a lass and got her friend on the other end to talk like a pyrate before I would give it back. "Say arrr!" Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Pyrate Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Thar be many things t'do with a Drunken Sailor. Me favorite be t' tie im to the taffrail when she's yardarm under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlotte the Harlotte Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 ARRRR!!!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Pyrate Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober, 2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er. 3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over, 4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im. 5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline. 6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end. 7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water. 8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster. 9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor. 10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down, 11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under, 12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him. 13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers. 14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober. 15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*). 16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun. 17. Turn him over and drive him windward. 18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him. 19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crow Posted January 2, 2004 Share Posted January 2, 2004 Happy new year to ye all an I wishes ye all fair winds an followin seas , now after two days o celibatin I has to get back to work to get some rest . So keep yer powder dry an don't let em catch ye nappin . :angry: Lord above please send a dove with wings as sharp as razors , to cuts the throats of them there blokes what sells bad booze to sailors .. " Illigitimiti non carborundum . " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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