Happy New Year

[Scarlotte the Harlotte]

What do you do with a drunken sailor earliy in the mornin'!

HAPPY NEW YEAR MATEYS!

[Nigel]

Aye, but we did have a confusin' and boisterous conversation or two happenin' on various Pyratey Cel Phones!!

We talked to Olaf, and WenchWife #1, and Lollipop, and someone else....hm....

I even comandeered one from a lass and got her friend on the other end to talk like a pyrate before I would give it back.

"Say arrr!"

[Desert Pyrate]

Thar be many things t'do with a Drunken Sailor. Me favorite be t' tie im to the taffrail when she's yardarm under.

[Scarlotte the Harlotte]

ARRRR!!!!! :)

[Desert Pyrate]

1. Sling him in the long boat till he's sober,

2. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.

3. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,

4. Take 'im and shake 'im, try an' wake 'im.

5. Trice him up in a runnin' bowline.

6. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.

7. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.

8. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.

9. Shave his belly with a rusty razor.

10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,

11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,

12. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.

13. Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts flippers.

14. Put him in the guard room till he's sober.

15. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter*).

16. Take the Baby and call it Bo'sun.

17. Turn him over and drive him windward.

18. Put him in the scuffs until the horse bites on him.

19. Heave him by the leg and with a rung console him.

[crow]

Happy new year to ye all an I wishes ye all fair winds an followin seas , now after two days o celibatin I has to get back to work to get some rest . So keep yer powder dry an don't let em catch ye nappin . :angry: