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Lady Seahawke

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http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/...s/10558?cnn=yes

Ok you gotta read 'em to appreciate 'em...

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Lady Cassandra Seahawke

Captain of SIREN'S RESURRECTION,

Her fleet JAGUAR'S SPIRIT, ROARING LION , SEA WITCH AND RED VIXEN

For she, her captains and their crews are....

...Amazon by Blood...

...... Warrior by Nature......

............Pirate by Trade............

If'n ye hear ta Trill ye sure to know tat yer end be near...

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One important fact was left out of the description of Admiral Russell's "cocktail party". The "bartenders" described were actually little boys dressed as cherubs, who paddled about and served the guests with long-handled dippers.

That just makes it all SO much better...

Red Sea Trade

In days of old when ships were bold just like the men that sailed 'em,

and if they showed us disrespect we tied 'em up and flailed 'em,

often men of low degree and often men of steel,

they'd make you walk the plank alone or haul you 'round the keel.

--Adam and the Ants

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