Captain Drake Flint Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Yarr me fellow seadogs! Captain Flint be new to your humble tavern. A wish to surround meself with buxom wenches and share a jar of grog/bumbo/rum/ale/beer/other alcoholic beverage of your choice with all me fellow pirate scoundrels! If you be joining me and me crew say Arrr!! The Feared and Ruthless Captain Drake Flint "YARR! Roaming the seas, I take what I find; gold, wenches and mead, the pirates life is mine!" Heavy Metal Pirate Brotherhood + nunc est bibendum +
Capt. Sterling Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Welcome to the pub! First round be on you... make mine a port. "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Iron Bess Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Welcome mate.... (chuckle) Be careful what you wish for Well, you may not realize it but your looking at the remains of what was once a very handsome woman!
LadyBarbossa Posted April 29, 2008 Posted April 29, 2008 Tis a pleasure t' make thy acquaintance, Captain Flint. Ye'll find yo'rself right a home on th' sea here at th' Pub. Tis no finer place t' be, that be true! I'll be havin' a glass o' sweet red wine, please, m' good man. So... do tells us 'bout yo'rself, Captain. Ye have this Lady mighty curious. ~Lady B Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!" "I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed." The one, the only,... the infamous!
Merrydeath Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 welcome sir, and if you are in the midwest, I can direct yu to the Fools Gold ship.. the rum is fine and the company better! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Captain Drake Flint Posted April 30, 2008 Author Posted April 30, 2008 Yarr me hearties, th' company is true and the wenches be pretty tis be the greatest darn place in t' whole of the city! I 'm surprised you ain't heard of meself befor' !! Me blasted crew managed to crash me vessel on the shores of Scotland, alas there be no pyracy to speak of near by! For years I have longed to sail the mighty Atlantic and share me stories with all ye pirates over the pond. I be a true believer in the Pastafarian way, any of ye be followers? If ye drunken swashbucklers 'ave any more questions I could b' tempted to share, for a mug of rum! YArr Ha Ha!! The Feared and Ruthless Captain Drake Flint "YARR! Roaming the seas, I take what I find; gold, wenches and mead, the pirates life is mine!" Heavy Metal Pirate Brotherhood + nunc est bibendum +
Silkie McDonough Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Erd uv ya? Lad we've got 464 users wit 'Captain" Cap' Capn' er some variation there-of in dis poub. 41 wots use Flint as part uv der moniker. 9 Drake. Aye, we've erd uv ya oftn'! From the one and only "Silkie" Welcome lad, here's hoping that you find yourself here ...often.
Captain Drake Flint Posted April 30, 2008 Author Posted April 30, 2008 Aye they all be me doppelgangers! The Feared and Ruthless Captain Drake Flint "YARR! Roaming the seas, I take what I find; gold, wenches and mead, the pirates life is mine!" Heavy Metal Pirate Brotherhood + nunc est bibendum +
oderlesseye Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 http://www.myspace.com/oderlesseyehttp://www.facebook....esseye?ref=nameHangin at Execution dock awaits. May yer Life be a long and joyous adventure in gettin there!As he was about to face the gallows there, the pirate is said to have tossed a sheaf of papers into the crowd, taunting his audience with these final words: "My treasure to he who can understand."
Ransom Posted April 30, 2008 Posted April 30, 2008 Any pirate who is a pastafarian can't be all bad! Welcome to the Pub, mate. I think you'll fit in just fine. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Cheeky Actress Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Mistress Lilly McKinney enters the Pub and takes a seat in her chair closest to the fireplace. Welcome to the Pub, Captain Flint! I shall have a tankard of Black and Tan, if you please. I am truly sorry to hear about your Ship, Captain Flint. But ‘tis a blessing that you came away unarmed! Let us drink to your health, faith, and your damn luck! Member of "The Forsaken"
Merrydeath Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 I be a pastafarian on the fringes.. It is delicious and feeds me. and goes great with a cold Guinness! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
DocF225 Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Welcome Lad, I'll be takin a Guinness If'n ye please. Merry, haven't ye heard everything goes well wi a Guinness. Doc Wiseman - Ship's Physician, Stur.. er... Surgeon Extrodinaire and general scoundrel. Reluctant Temporary Commander of Finnegan's Wake Piracy- Hostile Takeover without the Messy Paperwork We're not Pirates; we're independent maritime property redistribution specialists. Member in good standing Persian Gulf Yacht Club, Gulf of Sidra Yacht Club and the Greater Beruit Rod & Gun Club.
Merrydeath Posted May 1, 2008 Posted May 1, 2008 Hey Doc, you know I love Guinness, especially after I found out its less carbs and calories than regular beer, but I had to stop at cake and a lettuce salad. It was just too bitter with either of them. a kiss, on the other hand, is great with Guinness. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Rumba Rue Posted May 8, 2008 Posted May 8, 2008 I'm a bit unsure what pastafarian means, but I know what rastafarian means, guess it's not the same.... Welcome to the Pub, how about telling us more about yourself?
Merrydeath Posted May 18, 2008 Posted May 18, 2008 while trying to find THE definitive definition, I found this!! makes me want to sell my car and buy a cooper! http://www.aestheticreations.net/graphics/...roofgraphic.htm --------------------------------------------- http://www.wikiality.com/Pastafarian "Pastafarians claim that pirates are ideal beings, whose name was ruined by the catholic church in the 1800's. They believed that pirates in fact gave out candy to small children. Also, as a repercussion, their demise over the last few centuries has caused global warming. Though this may not be the absolute truth, it is a possibility not often looked at given that this theory best fit the data collected so far. Pirates existed before, and still exist today in the form of drug smugglers on speedboats. The religion of Pastafarians was an idea created to give challenge to the idea of teaching religion in science courses within university. Also, You would be hard pressed to find a person whole-heatedly believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster because the first holy law of Pastafarianism is having a sense of humor." Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
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