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Hey... I get some wierd stuff e-mailed to me.....

But you should get a laught outta this.........

MY NEW NAME IS Goober Chickenbiscuits.....

DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

The following is a modified excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1 . Use the first letter of your first name to

determine your New first name:

a = snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s = snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dink y

z = zippy

2. Use the first letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s = lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v = pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the first letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt

b = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Dumbo Hubbleboob.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day

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Hmmm...

Cheesey BubbleTush

Or...

Goober MonkeyChunks

Both grand indeed...

My son has two middle names... makes it interesting as he'd be...

Sloopy Feather Burger Chunks

Hehehehehe...

Truly,

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I'm now known as Doofus Monkeyshorts !

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Jonathan Washbourne

"Jonathan Washbourne Junr of Bridgwater appeared in court and was ordered to pay £5 fees and charges or be publicly whipped 20

stripes for his abusive and uncivil behaviour to Elizabeth Canaday Late of said Bridgwater by Thrusting up or putting of a skunk

under the Cloaths to her Naked Body And then saying he had Done the office of a midwife." (from The Plymouth Journal, July 1701)

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:lol: Snooty HamsterFace!

Good thing I think hamsters are cute! :ph34r::lol::ph34r:

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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Well, I am either

Snooty Flipp'n Head

or

Boobie Batty Fanny

:ph34r::ph34r::lol:

Lady Cassandra Seahawke

Captain of SIREN'S RESURRECTION,

Her fleet JAGUAR'S SPIRIT, ROARING LION , SEA WITCH AND RED VIXEN

For she, her captains and their crews are....

...Amazon by Blood...

...... Warrior by Nature......

............Pirate by Trade............

If'n ye hear ta Trill ye sure to know tat yer end be near...

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Snickle Frickenchunks...

Rather dissapointing. You rigged that to get Chickenbiscuits. I know it.

Don't lie!

-Aedon

Me mum named me Aedon.

Me mates call me Lucky.

Me enemies call me a bastard.

And anyone in a position of authority calls me

"that lucky bastard Aedon."

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