Patrick Hand Posted December 30, 2007 Posted December 30, 2007 Hey... I get some wierd stuff e-mailed to me..... But you should get a laught outta this......... MY NEW NAME IS Goober Chickenbiscuits..... DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS. The following is a modified excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1 . Use the first letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy 2. Use the first letter of your middle name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the first letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Dumbo Hubbleboob. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day
Dorian Lasseter Posted December 30, 2007 Posted December 30, 2007 Hmmm... Cheesey BubbleTush Or... Goober MonkeyChunks Both grand indeed... My son has two middle names... makes it interesting as he'd be... Sloopy Feather Burger Chunks Hehehehehe... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Mae Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 Doofus Frickenbutt The world stands out on either side No wider than the heart is wide. ~E. Millay
Black Syren Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 FunkyFlippinSniffer http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
Black Anne Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 *snortgiggle* dorfus batty fanny or doombah dippin doodle LOL! Black Anne Roberts From the great white north..looking for warmer climes
Patrick Hand Posted December 31, 2007 Author Posted December 31, 2007 Hey... I thought it was just silly...... but some of the names are really funny..... Cool.....
Iron Jon Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 I'm now known as Doofus Monkeyshorts ! Jonathan Washbourne "Jonathan Washbourne Junr of Bridgwater appeared in court and was ordered to pay £5 fees and charges or be publicly whipped 20 stripes for his abusive and uncivil behaviour to Elizabeth Canaday Late of said Bridgwater by Thrusting up or putting of a skunk under the Cloaths to her Naked Body And then saying he had Done the office of a midwife." (from The Plymouth Journal, July 1701)
Black Syren Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 I'm now known as Doofus Monkeyshorts ! Im sorry Iron Jon..That was just..Hilarious! Monkeyshorts! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Dara286/trident01-11.png If you got a dream chase it, cause a dream won't chase you back...(Cody Johnson Till you Can't) Â Â
Silkie McDonough Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 I am just so much trouble. Mine aren't funny ...nor are they flattering! Especially since both my character name and my real name begin with the same letter. Sleezy Dippinbreath or Sleezy Lickinchunks
Captain Jim Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 Doofus Hubblechunks Now we know why evil professors are always defeated. My occupational hazard bein' my occupation's just not around...
Ransom Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 Snooty HamsterFace! Good thing I think hamsters are cute! ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Lady Seahawke Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 Well, I am either Snooty Flipp'n Head or Boobie Batty Fanny Lady Cassandra Seahawke Captain of SIREN'S RESURRECTION, Her fleet JAGUAR'S SPIRIT, ROARING LION , SEA WITCH AND RED VIXEN For she, her captains and their crews are.... ...Amazon by Blood... ...... Warrior by Nature...... ............Pirate by Trade............ If'n ye hear ta Trill ye sure to know tat yer end be near...
Lily Alexander Posted December 31, 2007 Posted December 31, 2007 Boobie DippinFace If you're gonna give me a headache, please bring me an aspirin! http://www.forttaylorpyrates.com/
Aedon Posted January 3, 2008 Posted January 3, 2008 Snickle Frickenchunks... Rather dissapointing. You rigged that to get Chickenbiscuits. I know it. Don't lie! -Aedon Me mum named me Aedon. Me mates call me Lucky. Me enemies call me a bastard. And anyone in a position of authority calls me "that lucky bastard Aedon."
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