Matusalem Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 I know this topic is going to start a little fire, but i thought the article was cute &funny. Maryland Renfaire
OL Jack The Pirate Posted October 3, 2007 Posted October 3, 2007 i be think this guy needs to hung on ye ole hook from me yard arm thats wot i be thinking. but he has the right to speak wots on his little mind anyways it doesnt matter what he thinks anyway as long as we are having fun with the Hobby .
theM.A.dDogge Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 yeah...pretty sure cleavage was my number one reason too
casketchris Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 i dont know i enjoy seeing the uber nerds Nautical acquisition and redistribution specialist
Red Cat Jenny Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 * snicker * A quote from that little bit "the tats, the crimson bangs, the hypnotic cleavage…. the beer in a plastic cup. marriage material" Thanks for this, it was worth the laugh.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Jacky Tar Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 "the tats, the crimson bangs, the hypnotic cleavage….the beer in a plastic cup. marriage material" (Reads Red CAt's description... goes back t' the picture.) Hmmm. (Reads Red CAt's description... goes back t' the picture.) Well.. (... goes back t' the picture.) I have no idea wot she's talkin' about! (... goes back t' the picture.)
Jacky Tar Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 "the tats, the crimson bangs, the hypnotic cleavage….the beer in a plastic cup. marriage material" (Other remarks...) Wot, did no one else hear weddin' bells? Wot do ye mean she's easy, didn't ye see the spikes on the corset? Why has no one else jumped on this? (I meant the thread!)
Ransom Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 My first husband used to refer to the CA Ren Fair as the Olympics of Boob Watching. I think I see a pattern here. ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Rumba Rue Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Well as the saying goes, 'Come for the faire, stay for the cleavage'
Red-Handed Jill Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 One tradition our group has taken up is "Spoobage Alert".
Patrick Hand Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 "Spoobage Alert". Yah.... but "Spoobage Alert". ... is more of a warning..... It's kinda like an auto accedent.... you DON'T wanna look...... but will anyway.... "Oh my God.... What was she thinking.....And how do "those" stay up like that ? ...... "
Ransom Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Or those that don't stay up, but spill over. Is that Spillage? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
michaelsbagley Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Since this is Twill, we should be discussing if they are real or not! Edit: Not that the I won't be stuck staring at the un-authentic ones just as much as the real ones...
Gentleman of Fortune Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 **snicker*** Ok MikeB... you got me! GoF Come aboard my pirate re-enacting site http://www.gentlemenoffortune.com/ Where you will find lots of information on building your authentic Pirate Impression!
Capt. Sterling Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Or those that don't stay up, but spill over. Is that Spillage? No that's more like "OMG, I hope she doesn't sneeze in front of the kids!!" Now, in front of Patrick, not a problem...I'm certain he will be the perfect gentleman and help her "put" them back where they belong... "I being shot through the left cheek, the bullet striking away great part of my upper jaw, and several teeth which dropt down the deck where I fell... I was forced to write what I would say to prevent the loss of blood, and because of the pain I suffered by speaking."~ Woodes Rogers Crewe of the Archangel http://jcsterlingcptarchang.wix.com/creweofthearchangel# http://creweofthearchangel.wordpress.com/
Gentleman of Fortune Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 You know, I think its only fair to give the pirate lass and the photographer there own little space on the pyracy pub. I kind of feel like we are talking about her behind her back... and I am sure it looks good from that angle too.... any way here goes The folks at the Pyracy Magazine wanted content... think we found their next cover model. (stuff like that makes me say, "Screw authenticity!") Here is a link to the photographer's site.... G Mortensen Jr well done man! Come aboard my pirate re-enacting site http://www.gentlemenoffortune.com/ Where you will find lots of information on building your authentic Pirate Impression!
Patrick Hand Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Hey... she does have red bangs...... Wonder how I missed that ? ........ I'm certain he will be the perfect gentleman and help her "put" them back where they belong. Just doin' me civic dooty...........
Silkie McDonough Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Finally got to read it ...THAT was funny! Perhaps not in the best language but funny. i was only mildly insulted ...maybe once or twice. Silkie looks down at her midway between 20 and 60 cleavage and wonders ...to cover or not to cover? DO NOT answer that!
Ransom Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 You know, I think its only fair to give the pirate lass and the photographer there own little space on the pyracy pub.I kind of feel like we are talking about her behind her back... and I am sure it looks good from that angle too.... any way here goes The folks at the Pyracy Magazine wanted content... think we found their next cover model. (stuff like that makes me say, "Screw authenticity!") Here is a link to the photographer's site.... G Mortensen Jr well done man! Okay, where do "those" end up when she takes the leather corset off? Or does that matter? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Red-Handed Jill Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 They probably stay put - they look like after-market breasts...
Cascabel Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 They probably stay put - they look like after-market breasts... Nahhhh... The lass just went thru the line more than once !!! Because of her some other ladies didn't get their fair share.... >>>>> Cascabel
Ransom Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 Well, she may have pirated a bit from others, but I'd rather have my goblet-sized girls that stay put when the corset comes off. Cleavage isn't everything...is it? ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Hawkyns Posted October 4, 2007 Posted October 4, 2007 That's an excellent piece of leatherwork from Tom at Brute Force Leather/Fallen Angel Fashions. he does some really great stuff. Kathryn has one of his fabric creations, I'm looking at getting her a leather one. Hawkyns Cannon add dignity to what otherwise would be merely an ugly brawl I do what I do for my own reasons. I do not require anyone to follow me. I do not require society's approval for my actions or beliefs. if I am to be judged, let me be judged in the pure light of history, not the harsh glare of modern trends.
Rumba Rue Posted October 5, 2007 Posted October 5, 2007 The folks at the Pyracy Magazine wanted content... think we found their next cover model. (stuff like that makes me say, "Screw authenticity!") Here is a link to the photographer's site.... G Mortensen Jr well done man! Okay, where do "those" end up when she takes the leather corset off? Or does that matter? They ain't real....bet they'd hold her up in a swimming pool....
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