Caraccioli Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank Be sure to read the first review of this fine product! (I don't know what's more bizarre, the fact that such a thing is publicly sold or the fact that Amazon lists it - and claims to have two in stock!) How can you not like the internet? (I wonder if you can get one for cheap on eBay...?) "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Handed Jill Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I'm waiting for a Herkeimer Battle Jitney... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumba Rue Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Somehow I just don't think the color is very pretty..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackjohn Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 With that, I could do Warhammer reenacting! My Home on the Web The Pirate Brethren Gallery Dreams are the glue that holds reality together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Dreadlocke Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 At only 1100 lbs it ain't much of a tank. (pssst, C'mon ya'll. Lets go Donk tippin' ) PIRATES! Because ye can't do epic shyte wi' normal people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Cat Jenny Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I'm not sure what scares me more..the person who may buy that if they had that kind of dough..or the items also viewed by people who looked at it which include an inflatable "Love sheep" , milk, and a fresh, skinned rabbit.. That's a frightening party in the making... Well it IS cheaper than a Toyota... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 ...and a "love sheep" is cheaper than supporting a mistress... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caraccioli Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 A skinned rabbit is cheaper still. (I think people view those items because they're all in the "weird" section on Amazon. It's kind of like the "Everything Else>Weird Stuff" category on eBay (once you get past all the "paid for top-listing crappy services" banner ads, that is. (These people need to go back to putting their "services" in the back pages of the National Enquirer. Or, better yet, Weakly World News..."Use the product Bat Boy used to make his millions!"))) For more complete lack of insight into the product, look up "badonkadonk" on Wiki. Someone just pointed out to me what this meant...I had no idea. (Apparently I need to listen to more popular music so's I can understand popular culture...or maybe not.) "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 When I clicked on it here's the "also boughts:" "Customers who bought items like this also bought California Green Seedless Grapes, 1 lbs Chiquita Bananas, 4.5 lbs 'Fart Bomb Bags' - Practical Joke by Loftus International Spicy Lamb Sausages - Merguez - 24 Links 'Stink Bombs' - Practical Joke by Loftus International" I think Loftus International has cornered the market on all things flatulent...... , Skull and Quill Society , The Watch Dog "We are 21st Century people who play a game of dress-up and who spend a lot of time pissing and moaning about the rules of the game and whether other people are playing fair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 an inflatable "Love sheep" I missed that..... does sheee come with a garter belt and stockings....? Dang... now where did I put me kilt ?......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 I've heard of a Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk but this is a new one for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Someone just pointed out to me what this meant...I had no idea. (Apparently I need to listen to more popular music so's I can understand popular culture...or maybe not.) Pretty darn innocent for a Pyrate. Did anyone tell you about "booty"? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 At only 1100 lbs it ain't much of a tank. And, at 6hp, I fail to see how it can move itself, much less a boarding party of 5... I think you'd need at LEAST a 10hp Honda OHV to get that puppy flying. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caraccioli Posted June 10, 2007 Author Share Posted June 10, 2007 Someone just pointed out to me what this meant...I had no idea. (Apparently I need to listen to more popular music so's I can understand popular culture...or maybe not.) Pretty darn innocent for a Pyrate. I can see how you might perceive me that way based on what I understand of your worldview. I perceive it as being more like "idealistic." (But I suspect you knew that already, Phil. ) "You're supposed to be dead!" "Am I not?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 I know all, see all, 'n' don't charge much. "Innocent", "Idealistic", "Natural" - it's all good. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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